Finally time to get this thing outta me (Animated)
Added 2025-01-10 03:13:40 +0000 UTC"It hasn't exactly been a glamorous, idyllic pregnancy. In case you haven't noticed, I'm a donkey. I doubt most women have felt hard little HOOVES kicking all around their insides. You wouldn't believe how many times I had to bite my bigass tongue, both dealing with the discomfort AND having to listen to a bunch of entitled mothers-to-be talk about how they crave pickles now. You know what? I crave hay now. See whether you can stomach that and get back to me.
Anyway...it shouldn't be too much longer now...sure I'm excited, but mostly I just want it all to be over. Hope the lil' dude is hungry."
