"Yes, you are correct. I'm a dog, and I'm walkin' here. Haha, but seriously, you're right, you HAVE seen me around town walking dogs. That's how this happened to me, actually. One of those prima donna shibas got a little frisky and bit me, and a few days later I ended up like this. Her owner apologized profusely, but it's not her fault, nor is it really the dumb lil' dog's. She was just doing what came natural. And now...so do I, as you can see."