"Well? How's this spot? You keep marching us all over these woods...saying 'we're squirrels now, we need to act like it, find a spot to hole up in the forest'...but I feel like any spot's as good as any other. Why pretend we need to put down roots, anyway?
I'll show you the only thing you need to consider about wherever we end up...ask yourself, is there sufficient room...for this? Yeah, this. Lie back...believe me, I know what I'm doing here, I got you taken care of...relax. See, there's plenty of space here for...this sort of thing. You can moan louder, there's no one else around to be embarrassed by. We're just a couple of squirrels now, after all...and I've been feeling particularly squirrely."