"I...I didn't know how to put it in text form. Its embarrassing to talk about, easier to just show you in-person like this. Maybe you saw the news article about how some people around here were changing...remember you sent me that 'stay safe' text? Yeah, I was in the middle of getting poked and prodded by doctors and veterinarians at the time. I'm not hurt or anything, only my pride...mostly it feels weird...and it's a struggle to try to wear clothes like I used to. But anyway...this is me now.
I really did come to watch that movie with you, though. Should we head inside? Plenty of time to talk during the previews."