"Mmmmff...I can't explain it to someone who hasn't experienced an animal body...and it's weird, I DO feel a sort of kinship with the others, the cats and dogs and cows and pigs...hahh, haaahhh...I feel like if any one of them saw me doing this, they'd understand immediately. Being in heat is like...god, it's cliche, but it's like everyone says, it's an ache...aughhh...it's so fucking uncomfortable, you have no idea, and there's only one way to relieve it. And yeah, if I don't have any clippers handy, I have to bite my middle two claws down to nubs. See, again, I think other animal girls are going to get that completely. It's like the opposite of growing out your pinkie nail...
Ugh...hahh...s-so yeah, I'll do whatever the hell it takes to get through this. Yeah, thanks, I'm aware I'm a skunk, as dozens of people remind me every day with their stares and whispers. I know I have to be careful about my 'glands,' but I don't have a lot of control over that when I'm solving this particular issue. If you're worried about it, you can leave. Otherwise...just speak louder over the squelching. Unfff..."