I can't go out there like this!
Added 2024-09-11 01:42:04 +0000 UTC"Look at this thing!! This...this gross, fleshy sack hanging off me! You expect me to be able to go out there looking for an eligible bachelor, dancing like there's nothing wrong, with a giant udder bouncing all over the place with each step?! Not to mention this sudden surge in height, and...other areas. No one wants to court someone who towers over them...especially when they look down at you with their massive cow snout and horns...-sniff-...this night is a disaster..."
