Earning her drinks
Added 2024-09-09 02:16:56 +0000 UTC"haaaahhh...that was...serviceable. Hey, no insult, just not gonna be TOO superlative in case you get the idea that you don't owe me. At least one bottle of the cheap stuff, or a couple shots of the good stuff, like we agreed. Enough to get hammered after getting hammered.
Why do this just for booze? Because I'm broke, that's why. No one wants to hire a weird goat lady who scares away their customers, and I need to get drunk, and it's not like we're compatible anymore to where I can get knocked up. Just glad I found someone new enough to the bar that they're not already sick of this pussy. Yeah, I've probably done everyone in here a half dozen times. Probably shouldn't say that in case you'd find it a turnoff, but oh well, you're about to get me plastered either way. Let me know when you're up for round two, I don't plan on leaving here sober."
