Bedridden (Animated POV)
Added 2024-09-02 02:53:03 +0000 UTCYou texted your girlfriend that you were feeling kind of sick, probably just the flu, and the doctor said you should get some rest. You shouldn't have referred to yourself as "bedridden," though...she replied "I'll make u bedridden alright, c u soon" and you spent the next half hour frantically texting back that you really were sick and didn't know if you'd be up for what she had planned. Just your luck, that she happened to be in her "horny hamster" phase of the month...
When she burst into your apartment holding grocery bags full of chicken soup and ginger ale, you were touched, but told her she really ought to stay back...she just replied by reaching down and smearing her juices on your nose. She wasn't gonna take no for an answer...you just hoped this didn't mean you'd be stuck caring for an equally feverish hamster next week.
