"Guys?? You can hear me, right? I know you can hear me. Look, I'm sorry I was mean to you, Michelle, but I thought when you invited me over that was all water under the bridge, I thought we were cool now.
This is a weird prank, right? Locking me in here and ignoring me? I know you've had your fun, pretending to cast spells and chanting and stuff, but yoOOou need to let me out of here! I think something's wrong...I feel funny.
C'mon, yooOOOoou know I can't open doors with my hooOOOooves...I need to...what doOOoo I need...? Fuck...need fuck...need toOOo find a bull, and then hit the hay...but first need ouUUut! MooOOOOOoochelle!!"