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If you didn't see our post last night. Please send in your AMA questions for the month of May, if you have already, we already marked your name and question, don't send anymore. Thank you.

But we need ideas of what the general ringtones should be for the guys to record.

What are things they should say or quotes. Post them here and converse with one another. We'll see what the best are and strawpoll them to narrow down the list.


We need 2 for each host. But we have no idea what they should be. So help us out. Remember these are ringtones, not voicemails, what do you want your phone to say when it's ringing to get you to answer.

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I want Kyle saying in a calm voice answer your phone. (Then gets more aggressive over the time) ANSWER YOUR PHONE

wheres pka m8?

Roronoa Zoro

Taylor's kwebelkop voice would be pretty funny.

A bonus pack with famous Wings quotes would be spectacular

kyles dog voice begging you to pick up.

Yes please!

Have Kyle say, "Get sum of dat Produce Pusssssay! Come on! You know what's up!"

Michael Clifford

I have a text tone right now of a gunshot, would be cool if kyle could record different gun shots and use those as text tones, mainly shotguns

If you were to do Voicemail's one should be "Cliff Hutchinson Attorney at Law's office where we settle for less"

I would be down with one of Woody trying to pronounce celebrity names.

Cliff Hutcherson answering machine

Woody should do something in one of his "accents" Kyle should be "sexy Kyle" and be very sensual in his and Taylor should be calling you a slut, whore, cunt, etc. telling you to pick up

I second Kyle's ad read.

Taylor: Haroooooooooooooooooo and Something involving sluts

Haroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Woody the slayer anybody?

For Taylor: Oh, look at you, you must be so popular with all these calls, don't you feel soo special ( or something to that effect) For Woody: this is my (insert foreign culture) ringtone voice( proceeds to try to say riiing riing-riing... In some "accent") For Kyle: You've got a phone call, you know who else gets phone calls...[segues into fake ad-read(or better yet a real one if you guys can work it out with a sponsor)]

Yes, please make this happen lmao.

Two for Taylor: "Harooooooooooo" "Answer your phone slut".

Kyle should do something like No. 1, Taylor like No. 7 and (as i said in another comment) Woody should sing his favorite Taylor Swift song. (from this vid: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hs0Gga9tNo)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hs0Gga9tNo)</a>

"Haaarooooo, Haaarooooooo"-Murka.. should be a ringtone!!!

i really like this one

The 6 B's are a must!

I second that ^

For Taylor "Lefty you cunt" (but he has to be genuinely hammered while saying it.

i want taylor to be a condescending prick to me as an alarm in the morning

i want woody to sing his favorite taylor swift song

Rubedub

Kyle should definitely say pick up the phone bitch, and gimme that produce pussy!

Bill H

One of Taylor's could be something along the line of "You've reached the law offices of Cliff Hutchinson"

I think one of Kyle's should be "PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP!" Taylor's could just be him yelling at you to pick up the phone.

Jared Olson

I'd like for Woodys to have something to do with "touch it everyday" or "doing a thing", a little motivation throughout the day. Kyle: "Big Beautiful Belly Button Bangin Bitches" Taylor: Immitating the principle when he goes to the door of the school after mighty putty on the locks


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