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National Tesco Big Brother Database

It's the free one!

The little story of a London wine bar heir who decided to create a company that will scan your face constantly to see if you belong on a shoplifting database. And if you pop up, it’ll encourage Tesco employees to… annoy you? We’re not making this up.

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Rees-Mogg signs his letters by hand but they arrive typed out- it's actually so strange

Erin Taylor

"Yeah I inherited a wine business and I made my own bootleg Facebook page to semi-legally(?) share surveillance footage with my mates and that's why I've got the contract with the UK government to make pre-cogs" -least insane Trashfuture subject

Dave Clarke

we're gonna need to check the sourcing on that chad milk, make sure it's from genuine chads and a proper coal-fired industrial dairy? not enough testosterone in milk from feeeee-males

Moira Brown

The gang kept trying to distract us with the upcoming episode concerning Kevin Hart's Lift, but the true nonlinear flow of time element in this episode is that mobbed up Keith Starmer at last explains how he and Julia Fox linked up.

Andrew Davis


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