The birb: Hi. Hank: YIP! "JUMPS HECCIMN FRIGHTENED" The birb: . . . Aw you a putty cat? Hank: "Dramatic chord" "Visibly offended" Listen here you little blue plate special nugget, didn't your parents ever teach you what dangerous animals are and ya shouldn't mess with them!? The Birb: . . . I don't gotta pawent. Hank: "realization and dread" . . . I'm gonna have to do the right thing here aren't I? Grrrrrrrrrrrrwwwrrrrffffffiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeeee, I'll look after ya but only until I find someone to actually take care of ya. All the other Forest animals in unison: Aaaaawwwwww. Hank: πΊπ’ DON'T ANY OF YA HAVE JOBS OR SUMTHIN!?
Jasper Steel the Jaguox
2025-10-20 04:51:15 +0000 UTC
lmao XD I need to re read it
Piti Yindee
2025-10-19 09:32:37 +0000 UTC
Two words that will have Hank bawling: ββ¦.Hey, Boo!β π₯Ή