Recently, Bry and Fry discovered a very bad book: The Pope's Granddaughter, by James Truax. It presented itself as an "erotic mystery" that went "ultimately to Rome and the very private apartments of the Vatican, where the conspiracy finally comes to light."
We were in! So we gathered together the members of the conclave, and had a reading party. We weren't prepared for the utter level of trash ahead of us.
Disclaimer: This book contains some very graphic NSFW material, some of which we didn't expect - including necrophilia. If you don't want to hear it, we've provided the timestamps for chapter 2 so you can skip it entirely.
Chapter 2: 28:00-48:00
Side note: Our research has indicated that the author is probably dead, so we can't hold him accountable for our mental distress.