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๐Ÿš€ Ringing in the New Year at Club Church, Amsterdam! ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ

Hey, Patrons! First, Happy Nude Year!!! We blasted off into 2025 in the most outrageous, cosmic way possible at Amsterdamโ€™s legendary Club Church! From underwear parties to a space oddity extravaganza, hereโ€™s everything you need to know about this sex-positive, inclusive haven for unapologetic fun.

Previously at Club Church...

On our last trip over the summer, we got up close and personal with two iconic nights:
๐Ÿ’ฆ NKD Bar โ€“ Nude Dudes with No Attitude on Wednesdays where the dress code isโ€ฆ well, nothing!
๐Ÿ’™ Blue โ€“ a queer, gender-inclusive night every Thursday where attendees in drag or NKD score free entry! We saved the โ‚ฌ25 euro cover between the two of us by choosing the latter. We were 2 of only 4 going completely nude! ๐Ÿ‘€

This Trip: Dropping Pants and Blasting Off!

This time, we embraced the freedom of (Z)onderbroek on Friday โ€“ an underwear-only party for men where briefs arenโ€™t just encouraged; theyโ€™re required. Think sweaty dance floors, cruising vibes, and moreโ€ฆ enthusiasm than you might expect. ๐Ÿ˜‰

But the piรจce de rรฉsistance? Hoerenbal (Hookerโ€™s Ball) on NYE with its Space Oddity theme. The flyer said it all: "Adjust your spaceballs, add some thrust, and aim straight for the black hole as we take off to 2025!" And when midnight struck, letโ€™s just say the boys were ready to launch into the stratosphere. ๐ŸŒŒ

What to Expect at Club Church

If itโ€™s your first time, hereโ€™s the rundown:
1๏ธโƒฃ Arrival: The friendly security team opens the doors at 10 PM. Pay for entry (and drinks at the bar) with your phone or Apple Watchโ€”so chic and easy!
2๏ธโƒฃ Changing Area: Strip down to meet the dress code, hang your clothes on a complimentary hanger, and keep your ticket number somewhere safe (weโ€™re looking at you, Trai). ๐Ÿ‘€ Thankfully, the Dutch are a super honest bunch!
3๏ธโƒฃ The Main Bar: Sip on drinks served by handsome English-speaking bartenders. To the left, check out the exhibition roomโ€”a voyeurโ€™s delight.
4๏ธโƒฃ Basement: Bathrooms with private stalls, a shower for two, trough for three or more, the infamous dickwasher, and darker corners for adventurous spirits. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5๏ธโƒฃ Upstairs: Watch the flirting, dancing, and stage shows from the upstairs railing, explore the mini-maze, or find your own entertainment by the group table and slings.

This sex-positive, no-judgment space welcomes all types and offers endless possibilities, whether youโ€™re feeling flirty, naughty, or just vibing with the crowd. We've seen it allโ€”singles, couples, and groups of friends, some keeping to themselves, but most happy to engage with others for a beer or... insert your... imagination here. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Pro Tips for Club Church

Click Through and Get Inspired

Weโ€™ve got plenty of photos and behind-the-scenes videosโ€”so click through and explore the club before the crowd gets wild! Donโ€™t miss our attached video tours for a closer look at the vibe, layout, and energy that make Club Church a must-visit.

Andy & Trai ๐ŸŒˆโœจ

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Comments

I would love Wednesdays

Jerry M Ferguson

OMG thatโ€™s going to wild and super fun ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Andrew Dvorak

Iโ€™ll be there in May for CumUnion. Can't wait.

Jim Ames

And to you!! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Œ

Andrew Dvorak

Happy New Year! ๐ŸŽ‰

Max Roleder


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