God bless your wife, ever since contracting the shrinking virus a few weeks ago she has been a lifesaver both figuratively and literally.
She takes care of you, feeds you, and attends to your manly needs. Last night she decided to let you stay on your favorite chair to finish your favorite TV show when she went to bed. She promised she would come and get you first thing in the morning but when she arrived she seems to be a little absent-minded. She is standing before you with her giantess butt swaying in your face as she tries and tries to remember what it was she was supposed to be doing in this room. She was sure it was important but for the life of her, she just can't remember what it was.
Maybe if she sits down to think she will have an easier time remembering.