Mark Day: Pokebitch Trainer
Added 2017-12-13 00:49:59 +0000 UTCJust for fun. Been playing a but of Sun&Moon on an emulator. Man . . . too many cutscenes . . . I just want to battle Pokemon. Playing it dragged up memories of my 'Pokebitch' fantasies. I've mentioned these before. I was a pervy kid and I thought about what it'd be like if all the Pokemon were actually sexy sluts who you could 'capture' by fucking them into submission. I'm not the only whose had this fantasy, obviously. Anyways, it got me thinking about what if Mark was a Pokebitch trainer. I think he'd look like this, and his main would be a Zubat named Zuzu.
BUT WHAT ABOUT CADENCE? I can already see her in my head. She'd be a very typical cute/sporty/athletic/pretty/tomboy sort of trainer, like any of the Go characters, but what Pokebitch would she have? I am of two minds.
1) Pretty Pokebitches. Cadence is a pretty girl and she does like pretty girl things. She could have a sexy Tsareena, or Lopunny, or Roserade, or Bellossom. This Pokebitch would be female, but Cadence would have sex with it. I think that Cadence would fawn over it and spoil it a bit, but she'd actually be a better trainer than Mark.
2) OR . . . Cadence loves big cocks. Big, salty, musky, sweaty, manly cocks. She's a degenerate size-queen at heart, and all the really wants is for a big abusive macho jerk to fuck her brains out. Maybe she'd have a male Pokebitch to reflect this. Maybe an Arcanine, or a Bouffalant, or a Machamp. Something big and muscly for her to jump on whenever she wants.
I could go either way. This isn't a poll or anything, just an informal discussion. I'll draw whichever I'm feeling more in a few days.
Comments
2 also but I would like that Cadence rest a innocent girl like in your comics
Daphnis07
2017-12-14 13:39:07 +0000 UTC2, size queens are always fun
That black guy
2017-12-14 06:10:21 +0000 UTC2 every time
2017-12-13 22:34:12 +0000 UTCI kinda like both. Has all these girly ones around her and just one giant machamp or arcanine behind her with a massive cock
2017-12-13 18:11:37 +0000 UTCAre you going to make this a series?
2017-12-13 16:21:38 +0000 UTC2
2017-12-13 16:01:06 +0000 UTCI would prefer number 1 as always :)
2017-12-13 08:30:11 +0000 UTCNumber 2 sounds pretty neat
TAGSTER
2017-12-13 06:05:08 +0000 UTCPretty cool and nice inspiration, i like 1 more as i think it goes better with Cadence style, but definitely 2 have its merits, as trainers have up to 6 pokemon you may even go for a mix having usually cute sexy pokemon and one salty huge snorlax to reverse cowboy in her lonely days
Ace
2017-12-13 05:49:35 +0000 UTCnumber 1
Master Dragon
2017-12-13 04:49:57 +0000 UTCThe more I think about it the more I think I'm going to make a Normal-type trainer and give her a big black Bouffalant . . . Because of the afro.
2017-12-13 02:58:34 +0000 UTCYes, there have been some standouts, but that said, there have been some REALLY bad designs these last couple generations. Klefki? What the fuck is that. Probopass looks like a racist caricature of a Jew. I realize Jynx was Gen 1, but man, she has a lot of company now.
2017-12-13 02:57:36 +0000 UTCI like option 1, but I'm sure you'd make option 2 good as well, especially machamp
DresdenQ
2017-12-13 02:38:47 +0000 UTCJust love the Zubat bitch and will be looking forward when you will do #1
Hivedragon
2017-12-13 02:01:32 +0000 UTCI do lean towards something big and hung, but we'll see how your mood shakes out. Actually, you know me, "Big" is optional, "Hung" is not.
Dantels
2017-12-13 01:25:57 +0000 UTCJudging by some of the Pokemon, gamefreak wanted some attractive looking Pokemon
Rusty Shackleford
2017-12-13 01:16:28 +0000 UTC
