Doing it RAW.
Added 2025-02-12 19:27:01 +0000 UTCJust a quick little doodle for a silly idea.
If any of y'all got any good tabletop game innuendos feel free to post it in the comments.
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Eclair spent WAY too long trying to figure out the encumbrance rules before coming up with what she thought was an elegant solution
Overbringer
2025-02-24 02:38:23 +0000 UTCSwitch it around on them, have her message her boss "she's got the dawg in her," but it's not innuendo, she's just super hyped.
Ariffet Orlase
2025-02-13 17:30:34 +0000 UTCBless his heart
Sam
2025-02-13 16:31:13 +0000 UTCEclair’s figured out that the werewolves are a bit dense. So she’s making sure there’s no doubts whatsoever as to what *she’s* here for…
Evil_Paul
2025-02-13 04:22:01 +0000 UTCThere’s always the good old deck vs dick line of puns. How big is your deck? You need a bigger deck depending on what you’re doing. Always make sure to get protection for your deck. Only let people you trust handle your deck.
Doomcard10
2025-02-13 03:08:34 +0000 UTCMisreading "Mordenkainen's Lucubration" as "Mordenkainen's Lubrication" is a time-honored misunderstanding 😉
Althea Sorencaline
2025-02-13 01:41:59 +0000 UTCSomething about getting into a heated debate about playing with Silvery Barbs, perhaps? dnd spell vs very kinky painplay
Jakavious
2025-02-13 00:24:56 +0000 UTCI love how not sleeving Jace and Vraska is explicitly canon compliant
Yargo
2025-02-12 23:47:47 +0000 UTCI mean a dungeon master and a *dungeon master* being two different things depending on context is a classic.
Sarah Dee
2025-02-12 22:15:25 +0000 UTCIn my experience "RAW" and "no house rules" are two COMPLETELY different things.
Gilligan_Ng
2025-02-12 22:02:10 +0000 UTCThis one reminds me a little of the Saga of Bloodninja.
Lycaon
2025-02-12 21:58:32 +0000 UTCracking my brains for a THAC0 bit, cant quite find it theres definitely a xdy gag where it means x dicks, y length
Schmeev
2025-02-12 21:16:12 +0000 UTCHis monomania for TTRPGs is only matched by her monomania for dick.
Populuxe
2025-02-12 21:08:43 +0000 UTC...Not sure if this is a moral *for* or *against* clear communication.
Xaq
2025-02-12 21:04:06 +0000 UTCThis exact problem happens when I get tickets for WWE RAW
Queer and Pleasant Banger
2025-02-12 21:01:30 +0000 UTCBoth? Both. Both is good.
EnterTheHero
2025-02-12 21:00:15 +0000 UTCYou can always do both
OddEyes
2025-02-12 20:55:14 +0000 UTCMTG has so goddamn many. 'tap my flooded strand to grab a breeding pool', and various different uses of the shock and fetchlands all give you options. 'Love my blood crypts' type responses.
Joshua Hart
2025-02-12 20:52:33 +0000 UTCI cast "detect thots"
Accursed
2025-02-12 20:38:03 +0000 UTCNext up in monsterfucking she’s gonna bang a gazebo
Tacomouth Damage
2025-02-12 20:33:30 +0000 UTCDepending on where you are. I can see how one can say them nearly identical
Blastflight
2025-02-12 20:30:48 +0000 UTCthe pronunciation is quite different, though.
LH
2025-02-12 20:25:31 +0000 UTCWell, you know if you're playing Catan (aka Settlers of Catan), often you have people offering to trade "sheep for wood" :)
John Fiala
2025-02-12 20:12:21 +0000 UTC"Cocked"
HarmlessChristine
2025-02-12 20:11:58 +0000 UTCIn the immortal words of Jayne Cobb... Saw that comin'.
Robert Pavelchek
2025-02-12 20:00:30 +0000 UTCDo it both ways :P
Magra215
2025-02-12 20:00:02 +0000 UTCAwh, no bonus pic? ;)
Seidmadr
2025-02-12 19:58:00 +0000 UTC"Who says the grappling rules are overly complicated?"
OpMegs
2025-02-12 19:51:53 +0000 UTCTrusting it all to somebody else's rules? Now that's a bold submission!
Mister Alias
2025-02-12 19:47:38 +0000 UTCGuess she failed her insight check
Pluck
2025-02-12 19:41:51 +0000 UTCAsk Eclair if they are natural then she shows her chest and he means if she rolled 20's
Rainabow
2025-02-12 19:37:53 +0000 UTCI second this request!
Esper
2025-02-12 19:36:38 +0000 UTCIn TTRPG terms we call this ERP
Adelaide Kung
2025-02-12 19:36:06 +0000 UTCOnly pun that comes to mind is the difference between a role-playing game and a "role-play game"
Ash-and-Flowers
2025-02-12 19:35:33 +0000 UTCPlease follow this up with her under the table while he tries to play with the other guys, I'm begging you
Bradford
2025-02-12 19:32:40 +0000 UTCDon't think that he would complain ether way
Nerdandproud
2025-02-12 19:32:35 +0000 UTCIf we're talking classic RPG innuendo, there's one classic (but accidental) example. A brazier is a bowl that holds burning fuel, often used for ominously lighting rooms. A brassiere is a female undergarment. Better DMs than me have made my same mistake and gotten the two crossed.
JM
2025-02-12 19:32:28 +0000 UTCWhen you typed raw in All caps, I thought I was gonna open up a wrestling themed pic XD There's gon be "wrestling" here, so it'll track XD
Heated Black Bear
2025-02-12 19:30:24 +0000 UTCShe took Inspiration from that one
Kyle Fukui
2025-02-12 19:29:50 +0000 UTCI thought it meant getting the people's elbow from the top rope
Richard Tater
2025-02-12 19:29:46 +0000 UTCYou better start breeding that sexy nerd you wolfguy!
Tai Korczak
2025-02-12 19:29:42 +0000 UTCPoor Eclair can’t catch a break with these werewolves and their vagaries of language.
Kristina Preusker
2025-02-12 19:29:18 +0000 UTCPeak comedy right here🤣🤣
BeGamerz45
2025-02-12 19:29:02 +0000 UTCEclair I LOVE YOU ! ! ! !
Peter Keenan
2025-02-12 19:28:56 +0000 UTCGod Eclair is the best
Bob Ross
2025-02-12 19:28:49 +0000 UTC
