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True Colors (+spicy bonus doodle)

Monster Researcher Eclair and Johnny the Werewolf take things to the next level.

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More generally, one of the ways you can play Magic the Gathering is with a "control deck" which essentially works to *prevent your opponent from playing Magic the Gathering*. Clearly only a true monster would do that, and here we are.

Stephen Wells

Ahh, he plays blue, he really is a monster

Vivianna Lawrence

CEDH is a struggle for those who chase too much value. It doesnt make you a monster though lol

soren

The long and short of it is he's a monster. Like, a *monstrous* monster. The kind of monster monsterfuckers go "Er, I dunno..." about. The kind of monster that gives other monsters a bad name. (To actually answer your question, Mental Misstep is a counterspell that counters something with a cost of 1 and can be cast without spending mana.)

Julian

I have no idea what he just said. Can someone explain to me what a Mental Misstep is ?

SmilingMan TheGuy

Hmmm maybe exceptions can be made

Alex Reid

But what if I play https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/46/hurloon-wrangler

elitebuster

Unrealistic. A game of magic is never going to end with less clothes than when you started

Alex Reid

FIENDISH.

Ashe C. Addams

I like how in one panel, you have had Johnny pull the most dramatic heel turn in all of fiction. And he just seemed so... good.

D G

Could be worse, Eclair...he could be a Yu-Gi-Oh! player. (I say this as one myself.)

Xaq

CEDH.... he really is a monster. Looks like Eclair's on Delirium though, might be ok.

The Killer GM

How'd I know it would be MTG

TheWizardMus

wow, toxic werewolf wasn’t on my bingo card

andrew marturano

As a lover of MtG and girls with glasses, this speaks to me 😊❤️ Also, if that werewolf is playing mono-blue, he really is a monster

Sona Complex

There’s that esper midrange control! As a werewolf lover, it’s really nice to know that he has the same playstyle hahaha

xglitterbabex

For Eclair, I'd force myself to learn MTG..........

Peter Keenan

At least it's CCG not tabletop war gaming, I don't think Eclair could handle the painting and miniature painting.

Tyric

that's all the colors a werewolf can see

LH

Wow, we've seen Eclair be a bit of a masochist before, but this is intense.

Isa

I did not expect how sexy she would look in the last frame

Blair Cochran

Love it, 9/10, just one note: needs more cum. Which funny enough is probably what Eclair is thinking too lol.

MK28

Eclair seems oddly excited about being strip locked...

Jazz Fox-Canning

Some things can never be forgiven.

Caitlyn

oh god bot a blue player

Bird in the moon

I knew that wolf was evil, pure control player, disgusting.

Magra215

I'm sorry for linking a video, but I had a "neuron activation" moment... https://youtu.be/vs5UcjhcCYs

Corndogman5160

I'm glad I've played a bit of mtg so I can understand just how evil this is

Tracey Underwood

His true color is apparently mono blue

elitebuster

Finally, someone who gets me.

Jim Sharkey

Nooooo! The blasted blue mages got him! Curse you sphinx!

Shade Jones

Playing blue is one thing, but countering the Sol Ring is just *rude*.

Shiel

Not the Mana Rock! This is just rude!

Chance Mills

My god... he IS a monster

LigmaCappa

It's always this. Every. Damned. Time.

Nick R. Kupila

Can't read This is WHO I AM without getting ptsd to 100% Shadow the Hedgehog

X18

Ruining the game for the rest of us

Nunya.Byznys

Okay, it's official. Just as all vampires are bisexual; it's now cannon that all werewolves are MTG players.

Violet Wilk (BlueCherryWolf)

He's clearly an irredeemable monster.

Doot Noot

Could've been worse. Pokémon TCG or Yu-Gi-Oh! offer far less nerd cred.

Daniel Mountain

Lol

Legendaryheroaegis

Damn I didn't know losing a game of MTG leaves you like that...

OddEyes

I CACKLED

Emma Thorn K.

Sorry, if you play a permission deck you're dead to me.

Luci

The sheer audacity. To be a blue player and expect happiness.

Isaac Chavez

Oh my god, nope, no, no way... I love the werewolves but beating me mercilessly in MtG... that's a bridge too far, you absolute monster.

Jamie

Do you pay the one?

Quinn Meredith

I fuckin' KNEW it. As soon as I saw that first page on the email preview, "He's a Blue Control player". XD

Orannis

I did not expect tha Tapped Out, it caught me completely off-guard xD

Malberry

me and my girl

Amanda Ramirez

Also NEVER got Cedh with partners, it's worse than playing monopoly with family

Nerkie

BLUUEE!

Dakota Brosam

So the true colors are white, gray, and black? EDIT: How many lovers does Eclair have?

Tabris

I love the MtG werewolves so much! One of my favorite recurring characters.

Viv

I unironically like these two as an item

Curiousonlooker

Pffft…on one hand, I see and appreciate the joke. On the other, I think it’d be even funnier as the worst first date ever

Cynthia

I will never get tired of the werewolves being absolute nerds (I say as an absolute nerd)

Dreadknight Cassandra

BLUE PLAYER BAD BAD BAD

Nerkie

Thank you very much

Bradford


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