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Spreadmaster’s Delight (Uncut Version)

Warning this version of the episode includes eating on mic

July’s bonus ep is a special one! Checkmates you finally get a glimpse into David’s master spreadsheet with all of his personal nominees for the Academy Awards in every category going back to the 1940’s. Using a random Oscar’s generator, Griffin and David jump throughout film history and discuss all their faves! Plus, Ben presents a roster of spreads to sample! Yum.

Comments

I'm sorry do they reference the Bollywood icon the great Tabu in this episode?...?

Arqam Aamer

Sir Lucious Left Foot…The Son of Chico Dusty is so underrated. Listened to that so much in highschool.

John Paul

Crunch crunch!! Great ep!

Josh Harvey

Great ep! Chewing was fine!

sheabobay

Tabu is great!

Scott Carberry

Listened to both, and appreciate the subtle differences in each cut. Id say both have their merit, and strongly recommend everyone listens to both.

Vegan Police

I can see how 1936 stalled David’s spread. I can’t find a single movie rising above a gentleman’s 7 or 8 for me that year, much less enough to fill out a Five. Weirdly weak year.

Joe

I love David saying “some people add best ensemble which I think is kind of goofy” as if this entire exercise is complete normal

Robert F

Calling for an ALL-SAVORY SPREAD episode. Pesto, tepenade, toum, whitefish salad, hummus, etc.... Don't get locked into sweet only

Zach Terrell

FOR SPREADMASTER EYES ONLY: Around Christmas time, World Market sells a jam advent calendar with 24 various travel sizes of jam. The wife bought one a few years ago and took us a full year to consume. Would be the perfect quantity for the next Spreadmaster symposium.

Rh

No, not really. Might be available in a few places, but it's definitely not a common PB brand for us.

outb0undflight

This was delightful. More please

Mike Monaco

Watch “Claudine”! It’s great! A Criterion disc worth owning. James Earl Jones is so hot in it.

Jason Schumacher

I get promoting the free bonus eoisodes on the main feed, but It feels silly to promote the older Bonus episodes coming free on the Bonus episodes since we're already patrons?

Universal Single Payer

I love you boys ❤️

Carolyn

As a home jammaker, I can tell you that nothing makes us happier than hearing how the people who try our jam enjoy it and want more. Ben's dad should be very proud that the guys want more. I'll be making my maraschino cherry jam today (maraschino liqueur and fresh sweet cherries), and might just have to listen to this episode again while listening to it. Fantastic concept episode, I hope it's an annual tradition

James Young

I love when people who love films talk about films they love. Good Ep

Zander

100% uncut version all the way, this was a great episode, it's a great way to get exposure to older movies and thats ok in my book!

Jason Hawk

Became a patron explicitly because of this episode and it absolutely delivers. Thank you all for your service 🫡

Rita Jefferson

Always and Forever the Uncut Version

Tobb Gleason

“A movie that makes me fall asleep in a successful way” is a metric I think I love now

Rad Rodge

I did have a great time realizing “wait, they’ve walked right into the Edgar voice again” about 4 seconds before the fellas said so hahah

Rad Rodge

Edgar works for the annoying listener voice. But PTR is still ahead a Chuck E. Cheese and Blu 32. Gotta catch up!

Matthew Comegys

Is Kraft peanut butter not a thing in the US?

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

Also Peter Pan Smooth is the only choice.

Sam A. Sipe

can we see the grainy screenshot

Aidan

14 minutes longer. that's a no brainer

Sam A. Sipe

I love this so much, I hope these dives into film history can be done again. Great format!

Neil Anderson

Team CRONCH

Sherri Locker

Hip Hop Sims

Austin McDougle

"sugar, preservative, and fruit"

James Young

"Alice's Restaurant" is also a Thanksgiving tradition with my family! I believe 102.9 WMGK in Philly plays it at 8:00 AM, noon, and 4:00 PM, so we usually catch it while driving to the 5-Mile Turkey Trot race that some of us run every year

Jeffrey Malone

Oh man is this one of those situations where the Director Cut is actually worse but you still watch it for the novelty, or is it secretly a masterpiece of mouth sounds..

James Patrick Dalager

Would love to hear more about this Oops all Lunches they keep hinting at. seems like a strong episode idea.

Fred

please god give us a template version of it I don't even need the data

Scott Dillon

We were promised a delight, and we received

Matthew O'Reilly

You know it

Rad Rodge

Showing my support for eating on mic by listening to this one!

Ben DeSart

I would very much be interested in more of these

Kenny Pickett

I bet there is a ton of Ben lovers. If we think Ben is got it going on is there a group name like "Porch peoples" or something? I'll listen to the eating cut but I bet a lot of folks are glad for the Spread master cut ...that shit can drive some off a cliff

Mrs. Long

I’ll be listening to the chompy version 🙌

Joanna Patterson

You have correctly characterized both my nerdy desires and my surprisingly masculine voice. Thanks for seeing me friends.

Nicole Journal

The spread master segments are the best part of the ep.

ryan mcgrath

Damn David’s schedule. I needed this to be 4 hours🗣️✊☁️

Joshua Ochoa

This episode is Rather Good.

Will Hoff

I’ve never been so excited about a spreadsheet in my entire life

Chas

HAHAHA YES!!!

Austyn Banks

Forgot this was coming and gasped!

GirlDicta

Love ya boys. Is there a bagel spreadsheet?

Garod Wayman


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