http://www.ravensnpennies.com/2015/06/triple-threat-burrowing-scorpion.html
Something I didn't get to use in my game the other day...they're kind of dangerous. And they help you get stoned - just probably not in an enjoyable way. More like the you become pigeon furniture way. Create your own garden of PC statues and rock your players like a hurricane with today's Triple Threat: the Burrowing Scorpion!