I'll be at the Calgary Comic Expo from today until Sunday night so updating material will be difficult, but Brandon did finish up this latest page before I got busy.
Rak makes the decision to leave but notes they won't all fit in Scarlett. Too late though as Zeiss has arrived!
You know something bad is about to happen because the Mammazon tubes are being retracted so they won't be harmed. :
It's the year 2017 and I still get a phone book delivered to my house and I hate it.
2017-04-24 03:19:33 +0000 UTC View Post
You can't see it yet, but the first panel is going to be full of hysterical screams as a demon-looking pyramid thing apparently caught Forrest Town unprepared.
So Paul observes that at least the people are running, but Shane comments that the Onyx Pyramid (he doesn't call it that, since these guys don't have a clue what it is) ain't there anymore. It's gone!
Paul utters "that can't be!" and peers into the sky with intensity. That's when he observes a bird hitting some kind of an invisibl...
2017-04-23 04:29:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Lyre finally found a way to communicate with Bootlox again after finding the backdoor Zeiss' Omega Virus used to initially spread. Gavol congratulates his partner, but the captain insists on no hanky panky until at least they hear what's going on.
What's happening is panic as Bootlox frantically explains there's a horde of zombie robots heading his way...
2017-04-20 04:17:51 +0000 UTC View Post
All the main cast is reunited and lots of hints that FF Phase 2 is about to begin!
2017-04-18 04:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The next page of our X-Zone Strikers series! Ken has a brush with death, and Yuuma experiences a possibly greater surprise.
Denton has been moving into a new apartment, so that unfortunately caused a delay in production. We certainly do appreciate your understanding as we try our best to get you this Patreon exclusive content.
Do know there is another NSFW miniseries in production at the same time as this. Our hope is the next story will experience minimal interruption...
Thank you...
2017-04-17 20:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone's wondering what's happening, but Rak asks them to pause as he...expels all the clone chamber fluid out of his lungs.
SMOL informs his captain that that was no ordinary fluid. It's a slurry of Mammazon DNA used to help accelerate the growth process. Rak is stunned, but not as stunned as he is when robot eyes perceive hair follicle growth on the Canter's noggen.
Timbo comforts his friend....and imagines....
Now you'd think introducing an alien specimen to some foreign DNA w...
2017-04-11 04:20:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Mayers arrives on the scene just to gloat about how diabolical and great he is.
We're almost at the point when Funny Farm originally took a year hiatus. Almost all the loose ends are tied up and the comic will be focusing on more interesting story arcs and more humor (such as it was written by 2004 me)...
2017-04-08 18:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Paul and Shane's initial attempts to get Forrest Town to evacuate prove difficult until...
Remember when the Orb of Magicka was recently destroyed and it was suggested anything affected by its presence would revert to its original state? Well the Onyx Pyramid's back to its original size again...
2017-04-06 23:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
The gang starts getting back together and introductions are made.
Someone forgot that Strix and Boscis don't get along...
2017-04-03 17:37:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can read the entire adventure of Gavol and Lyre's shower in a convenient PDF format! Includes new artwork by Falcon McCooper and sketches by yours truly.
Thank you for supporting us in our comic endeavors! :D
2017-04-02 23:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
All the bad guys are meeting up together for a fun bad guy road trip!
2017-04-02 18:13:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Wylla recalls how she's heard of Adrian Ritske before (the map artist in Paul and Shane's room) and is a bit taken back by Adrian's sudden flirtatious behavior.
Adrian apologizes and admits he's a fan of Wylla. That's what makes Wylla realize Vilhelm wasn't just from the future, but this same person (Adrian, Vilhelm and Pidherny) going back in time over and over again.
She then deduces the REAL Adrian must be alive somewhere in Ternion. Ghost Adrian admits that's true, but if he recalls ...
2017-03-28 23:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
O begins his grand journey of finding the NOT-TECHNODROME at the bottom of the ocean and Ms. Sykes makes her entrance as Mr. Mayers' new lady friend.
In the middle is a silly page mimicking the style of 1950's newspaper funnies. Because it'll be April Fools and that's a thing to do I guess...
Stuff like this was more interesting to do back in the mid 2000's.
Ken's bravely engaging his own quest a few light years away from Yuuma and we're introduced to 2-B. This bot is not quite as cooperative as its first generation counterpart. 2-B might be enough to challenge Ken's normally pleasant disposition...
Introducing our new artist, Denton! Sorry for the delay, but we'll definitely make it worth the wait as this story progresses!
Thank you so much for your patience. We all greatly appreciate your support and are doing our absolute best to pr...
2017-03-27 07:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's some amazing art done by Amber Graves (http://quasarface.tumblr.com/)
Ice dragons are suspicious of hot springs.
2017-03-25 17:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
The tubed Mammazon is taking a keen interest in Rak, but the Canter wants nothing to do with it. Creeping back as far as he can in the tube, there's an audible *CRACK* and the enclosure breaks. Our robot ally is revealed to be the one who breaks the clone chamber to free its occupants.
The Mammazon and Rak are then seen getting better acquainted.
2017-03-24 19:04:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you very much for your patience with this NSFW miniseries. Denton is still working super hard to create a quality page you'll definitely enjoy. It takes time to adjust jumping right in the middle of a new comic afterall. I don't want to promise the finished page will be up this week, but I'm pretty confident the finished page will be up this week. ;D
In the meantime here's a preview drawn in the awful scratchy style that I send to artists!
How embarrassing weeeee!
FY...
2017-03-23 04:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Wylla's a bit shocked to see Servant metamorph into a lil' old man named Pidherny Sophasath, but finds the situation even more confusing when he turns into his even younger self, Vilhelm.
Wylla is beginning to want an explanation, but before that happens she gets to see an even younger version of this entity: Adrian Ritske.
Spoilers: Ritske hasn't actually appeared in the comic, but has been name dropped a lot. He painted the map of Ternion we saw when Chatel and Wylla searched Paul's ro...
2017-03-22 05:08:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Mavis learns a bit more the different types of shady business men are (Spoilers! The old white man is the worst) and O does a tribute to Tank Girl (I didn't know this was a Tank Girl thing until after it was drawn).
Fun story: that Nurse Maw lady is based on someone in real life. She was just as awful as portrayed and I guess drawing her was the safest way to vent. It looks KINDA' outta' place to me now, but it's not unrealistic to have dramatic loud mouths in the comic character's lives... 2017-03-19 18:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Upon being inadvertently ushered into a Mammazon (Eve) clone chamber, Rak initially has a panic as he believes to be drowning. He is forced to inhale and realizes the liquid is breathable.
That's when Rak notices his intrusion has not gone unnoticed...
2017-03-17 20:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello dear comic readers! Thank you for being so patient with me as I catch up on all the work I left behind while on vacation.
There are many updates in the works, but for now I want to discuss what's happening with the ol' NSFW series, X-Zone Strikers.
Thy loves working with the characters and story I have lined up for this series and it would take an AWFULLY important real life situation to drag him away from making this, let alone illustration in general..............
2017-03-16 18:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been so preoccupied I forgot to post this on Monday! Mavis' nurse training is going well and Dr. Day is about to be inaugurated into Ront and Mewn's boarding home.
2017-03-14 23:58:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Still catching up on things after returning from vacation (jet lag and daylight saving stuff doesn't help) but while I was away Sean got the next page finished!
With the orb of magicka destroyed, what's going to happen to everything that was influenced by its power? We're going to find out when it comes to Servant! Seems now that he's not binded to the orb some memories are coming back and he's not exactly what everyone thinks....
2017-03-14 04:49:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm still not home yet but while on vacation Brandon finished the page!
Quite a difference from my scratchy sketches, yeah?
2017-03-11 19:06:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in 2000s I liked conspiracy shadow organizations. I guess I still do, but mixing that element into FF probably turned some people off of series supposed to be primarily wacky nonsense. Ha ha, oh well! ;D
What if....
What if I were to hint that something involving Pom might be the next NSFW series?
Unfortunately Brandon won't have the next page done before my flight, so for this preview I present to you the sketch I made that Brandon wil use as a reference. XD
Gavol and Lyre notice Timbo's already been rescued, so they're about to go join them. SMOL explains there's no more air for Rak to use, so the Canter will have to be emergency ejected into the ventilation system. Here we see a lil' Rak being bounced around, but ultimately ejected into a Mammazon clone tank...
If I can I...
2017-03-02 21:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been planning this trip with friends since last February, so I'm pretty excited to fly to San Diego and then board the JoCo Cruise!
There won't be WiFi there, but I'll try and schedule some interesting material to have posted here while I'm away.
I'll resume comic making duties upon my return Sunday March 12th and there should be a new Accursed Dragon, Banished and X-Zone Strikers pages lying in wait!
Thank you everyone for your support. See ya' in a littler over a week!
2017-03-01 21:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
If there's an undocumented, unrecorded and otherwise undiscovered new planet, then surely the same can be said for its wildlife, right?
That's what Yuuma and Toby are about to find out in the latest page.
This ends ACT 1 of this story, but ACT 2 will begin mid March once I return from vacation!
Thank you all for your support! :D
2017-02-28 18:22:40 +0000 UTC View Post
This is more tying up of loose ends as 2004 era Funny Farm ends and a much better 2005 version begins.
Ms. Sykes was introduced during the Siliconopolis story as she stole the robot Flink's head at the behest of Mr. Mayers. She'll be put in as a regular cast member soon after this...
2017-02-27 16:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post