Good morning and a happy October!
I will not be doing anything particularly spooky this month. Just had to get that out of the way!
Audio Suggestion Poll
Thank you for all your suggestions for audios last week! There was a lot of interesting proposals. I'll be choosing carefully this time to ensure I won't need to go headhunting for new VAs. The poll opens at 9:00 PM EST.
As mentioned before, my finances are tighter this month, and so a lot of the pr...
2025-10-01 16:00:29 +0000 UTC
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Just before she can take a bathroom break, Zhu Yuan responds to a report of unauthorized activity in The Hollow. The culprit? Nicole, desperate for cash. Nicole tries to flee on foot, forcing Zhu Yuan to give chase with her cheeks clenched. Once apprehended, Zhu Yuan's bowe...
2025-10-01 01:20:04 +0000 UTC
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Something special is happening with this Miku project.
When I was commissioned to write a Hatsune Miku-themed audio all the way back in February, I thought little of it. I felt it was one of my better scripts but otherwise it was just another audio I intended to turn around in a week and move on from. But the response the script gets from everyone whose read it has led to it growing bigger and bigger.
This is the story of how a bunch of people who don't like scat pushed me to make...
2025-09-27 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
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It's Frieren VS Aura the Guillotine in a battle of magic...
In her dreams. In reality, Frieren is sleeping peacefully in bed, farting like the wind. Fueled by a stack of steaks from the dining hall, Frieren's rippers are frequent and pungent. Fern tries her best to ignore Frieren's meaty gas to no avail... and the more whiffs she takes, the more she's overtaken but a lust to get closer and closer to the source of the smell.
Featuring @2025-09-24 22:00:08 +0000 UTC
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2025-09-23 00:00:18 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: A Patron pointed out that Free Members could not comment. The "Access to Everyone" setting, it seems, still requires you to be a paying member to comment. I've fixed this issue and I've extended the box's submission window. My apologies!
Moving forward, I will be opening suggestions up to ALL members, free and paying. However, only paying members will have the right to vote. While I am aware that paying for suggestions is a perk on most Patreons, paying $5.99
2025-09-22 22:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Good morning.
I don't like talking about money, or why work gets held up, but I don't have much of a choice this time. I won't name names, and everything I am about to say is just in the spirit of transparency.
Let's start with the good news first.
The Last Week of September
If all goes right, two more audios will be releasing this month. The first is the long-overdue Zhu Yuan & Nicole audio. @2025-09-22 17:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Commission for Patron NoxiousLustLust. Yukari and Minamo (Nyamo) race to the bathroom during a poolside PE class, only to end up with their fat asses wedged in the stall doorframe. Artwork by @ButterKnife wi...
2025-09-16 22:00:07 +0000 UTC
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A Patron Reward for Hama9xn. Xianyun is in your bathroom. You knock on the door to make sure she's alright. But from outside the bathroom you can hear her moaning, plopping, and fighting a losing battle against the smells. Includes an alt from Xianyun's side of the bathroom ...
2025-09-14 15:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Greetings! I have some updates going into the weekend
Zhu Yuan Casting
I am excited to announce @TheVoiceVixxen will be playing Zhu Yuan! She hasn't had a chance to appear in that many projects I've done, but those of you who have heard Gallica's Gassy Assault will know she's a formidable actress. Opposite her is @
2025-09-12 22:00:08 +0000 UTC
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HotRamenAudios is officially open for commissions! You can submit a request via JotForm.
Before you do, I want to offer a fair warning about the experience of commissioning me:
My commission process is unlike any other as it involves several moving parts...
2025-09-11 22:00:08 +0000 UTC
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A commissioned adaptation of @Biku's comic, starring a poop-shy professor using the student bathroom. Did this one a few months ago and finally have permission to upload it!
The audio is part of an accompanying motion comic, available on Clip4Sale via the commissioner, @2025-09-10 22:05:31 +0000 UTC
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DAY 1:
Sorry for the late update! Today's been a stressful day. I want to clarify by saying that $30 sponsors get to select a pose as well. I figured it would be intuitive that you get the benefits of the tier below you, but for anyone confused, I hope that clears it up. But, here are the Hatsune Miku Modules so far!
#1 - LITTLE RED (Up for Adoption)
Representi...
2025-09-09 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Ryuko and Mako take Satsuki out for fast food. Unfortunately the food is too fast for a tight-ass like Satsuki, but she's stuck waiting on Ryuko and Mako to finish blowing up the bathroom. Commissioned by Patron Mogi. Please note - one line read includes a mispronunci...
2025-09-08 14:10:09 +0000 UTC
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2025-09-02 14:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Three alternate endings for Super Smash Bros: Stall Free-For-All have been uploaded to HotRamenAudios.com. You can now choose which girl makes it to the port-a-potty - Bayonetta, Lucina, or Samus. I recommend you check them all out to h...
2025-09-01 14:10:00 +0000 UTC
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Greetings everyone! I'd like to thank you all for a very successful month last month. My output was a fair bit smaller than I had hoped, so let's try to make up for lost time this month. I have a few things to get out of the way.
As of today, the Hatsune Miku motion comic is in full effect. The script is finalized after making lots of tweaks and re-writes, and the Miku VA, @ShennyChwan, is prepared to record her vocals. ...
2025-09-01 14:00:21 +0000 UTC
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As always, if you only want the headlines, skip to the bold text.
Life's a nightmare!
There is rarely just Good News here at HotRamenAudios. But as always I've been lobbed some curve balls. I appreciate the patience you all show in handling twists and turns in my schedule, but I still feel obligated to provide as much information up front about projects as I can.
With that in mind, moving forward I intend to be far more secretive about my work. I love letti...
2025-08-26 22:00:09 +0000 UTC
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END OF THE MONTH PIVOTS
As always, if you only want to see the headlines, refer to the bold text.
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
While there's plenty of good news to share, will start with the bad.
The Bad News
While there's a possibility to course correct, I'm announcing a preemptive delay Zhu Yuan audio, likely into the next month. The decision is a quality concern of mine. This is also the only aud...
2025-08-24 23:15:01 +0000 UTC
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A patron-reward audio. After a vigorous workout, Rumi Usagiyama hits the locker room to cool off. She's stricken with a bad case of the farts, courtesy of protein shakes, and decides to have a little fun by pushing her ass as hard as she can. Featuring @2025-08-22 14:00:19 +0000 UTC
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2025-08-11 14:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Good News: The Samus Aran animatic
Is nearly done. I'd wager 95% done. It's 5 and a half minutes for the diarrhea version, and 5 minutes for the pantypoop version. And it looks better than I could've anticipated, enough so that it is difficult not to hype it up for you all. While it was on track for release today, there was just one effect I was dissatisfied with, and it was too important to overlook.
The big diarrhea scene looked unconvincing. The visual effect...
2025-08-09 02:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Greetings! I'd like to apologize to those of you who followed me throughout the last month. Some months, like May and June, go smoothly and have quite a few quality uploads, but sometimes, things do not go according to plan. There was a lot of issues last month for myself and those I work closely with, from lack of communication to hardware failure. But I have taken steps going into the month to ensure I have far more to show for your time and investment. I appreciate all of you who were pati...
2025-08-01 14:00:24 +0000 UTC
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Greetings everyone! I promise, once a trello-like system is integrated into the website, you'll never have to see another update post again... until then here's another update post.
Thank you to all who helped to test the video player! Diligent patrons helped to identify a number of issues on mobile phones, including a significant issue with the video player on IOS devices. If you're an IOS user, I would appreciate it if you can find some time to test the video player and report any odd...
2025-07-31 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Mobile users reported not being able to hear audio on videos. This was because we set autoplay to not include audio in case the mobile user was out in public. However, we have set it to play audio and video automatically to avoid confusion.
Greetings! In anticipation of the first monthly audio-visual project, the video player has gone live! I would have debuted it on the day of the release, but to avoid issues with the website and to troubleshoot in advance, I need your help! Ple...
2025-07-29 22:13:20 +0000 UTC
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Any freely available audio can now be downloaded from HotRamenAudios.com, without the need for a unique upload to Patreon! If you have an audio you want to take with you wherever you go, just select the big green download button next to the audio player. Please note that a subscription of at least $1.00 a month is still required for ...
2025-07-26 21:15:50 +0000 UTC
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Greetings! I don't usually collaborate outside of the page much, but I'm excited to say that I mixed the audio for MavSharkie's latest animation, "Shark Shit Short". For the un-initiated, MavSharkie is a very talented furry SFM animator. While I am not interested in furries much myself, her exaggerated animation style is one I find unique and oddly... compelling, we'll say. It also features moan w...
2025-07-24 16:00:22 +0000 UTC
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Greetings. I'll cut to the point in saying that I'm quite tired and short at the moment. I still spent much of the week following the Konosuba audio's in bed, sleeping at odd hours and feeling generally terrible. In hindsight, it makes sense. Hot Ramen Audios, as a job, is more than just writing a script and editing it together. There's a client and talent communication component which means I can never really be away from social media (namely Discord and if the artist/actress prefers it, twi...
2025-07-23 18:42:07 +0000 UTC
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Greetings! I'd like to thank you all for the very positive reception to the Konosuba audio. With that said, it's time to look forward and discuss projects and some slight changes I'll be making for the sake of better content.
Scripts (or Lack of Scripts)
First of all, I want to gauge your opinion about posting scripts. I've been writing the scripts for the reading pleasure of you all, including saucier descriptions and more vivid detail than necessary. However, such info is actu...
2025-07-18 22:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin line up at the bathroom door one morning, gassy asses blasting and full of poop. Unable to decide who goes first, they squabble, struggle, and fight until they can't hold it in anymore, and the idiotic poop themselves at the same time.
Featur...
2025-07-15 14:10:03 +0000 UTC
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