Apologies that it's going up a bit late. Pal is situated with his new motherboard and we can confirm that it works, so he and I finally had time to go over and vet the ideas. The following four were chosen based on viability, personal interest, likelihood to please a lot of people, or all of the above. There was a lot of ideas I liked from this poll, and parring it down to just 4 was difficult, so if you don't see your idea included, please do try submitting it again next time. I've included ...
2025-07-11 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Pal is situated with a new motherboard. We've gone over the current submissions, but I will allow submissions until 11:59 PM EST on July 9th (that's today). Throw your hat in quickly if you want to be considered!
Please disregard emails saying this went up at 4:16 AM. That didn't happen. I was absolutely not up at degenerate hours delivering packages throughout Australia. This audio will be produced for and synced with a comic drawn up by my dear and talented frie...
2025-07-01 22:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Good morning everyone! I just want to open by saying thank you all for your kind words and understanding in regards to some of the upcoming changes to the Patreon page. Now, let's discuss the plans for this month.
First of all, there will be no Audio Suggestion Box so that I may catch up on work. There will, however, be a Motion Comic suggestion box. So...
EDIT: New prices are in place. However, existing members will not be affected by the price change until August 1st, 2025, as per Patreon's policy.
Good evening everyone. This month was exceptional in almost all respects for the Patreon. I want to start by thanking you all for that. The following may sound ungrateful, but I really do hope you'll keep in mind just how grateful I am for all the support you have shown me this month.
I want this to be efficient page that produ...
2025-06-29 21:00:06 +0000 UTC
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All three alt versions of Pomni Needs a Bathroom Break, available for download!
2025-06-27 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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The full audio is now available for download on HotRamenAudios.com!
Morgana crawls Yongen-Jaya air ventilation system, hoping to peep on Ann in the changing room. A wrong turn takes him above the girl's bathroom, where Futaba rushes in with explosive diarrhea, Haru needs to take a massive dump, and Makoto gets ready to end a lo...
2025-06-25 01:31:24 +0000 UTC
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Greeting! HotRamenAudios.com is now more optimized thanks to further work by CrimsonSFM. We've also addressed several edge case issues preventing certain users from enjoying the benefits of their tiers. Let's go over some of the changes:
I guess some of you really like farting fairies! A project I have wanted to kick off for a long, long time, but the funds and interest simply wasn't there until now. A patron who wishes to remain anonymous has picked up the bill for this Shin Megami Tensei V themed audio, where Amanozako challenges a lowly Pixie to a battle. Unfortunately, that Pixie is the most faithful companion of the Demi-Fiend....
2025-06-22 01:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Listen to the full audio (3:20) on HotRamenAudios.com! The audio for a (distant) future motion comic, a collaboration between myself and Mel
Listen to the full audio (3:20) on HotRamenAudios.com!
The audio for a (distant) future motion comic, a collaboration between myself and 2025-06-20 14:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon everyone! I decided it might be fun to take a look at the project timelines for several of my projects. A lot of people make audios in a way that's very different from me. For one, I don't use Audacity or Adobe Audition - any kind of dedicated audio software. Instead, I use Premiere Pro. This is for two reasons. The first is the display window and media tabs allow me to preview an file's waveform, so I can identify by sight how it might sound, how loud it is, etc. The second is...
2025-06-16 19:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Download the full audio (2:08) on hotramenaudios.com!
A Patreon reward audio for the venerable ThePhantom202. Juri Han rushes to the toilet with a nuclear case of the runs. With her stomach bubbling and her ass blasting, she barely clears the finish line, squirtin...
2025-06-15 16:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all for helping identify a bug with the site's member verification. CrimsonSFM has identified the problem and believes it should be fixed, but there's only one way to know for sure! Be sure to take a look at the website at your earliest convenience and verify your membership if you experienced any issues verifying over the last few days.
Under the hood, new features have been implemented to make the verification process easier. At this time, however, verification across multi...
2025-06-15 15:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Listen to the full audio (1:43) on HotRamenAudios.com!
An All-Access Audio adaptation of Lazei's comic, "Kuroeda Losing Weight" After a long day's work, Kuro...
2025-06-13 18:00:33 +0000 UTC
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While hotramenaudios.com will still host all audios, I feel it's still an appropriate reward to allow downloads of public audios here! I'll add the video version for download once the site's video player is complete.
2025-06-13 13:59:01 +0000 UTC
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No one has asked what's taking so long, which I appreciate. But I also recognize at this point in the month, at least one of my usual audios would have gone out by now.
Well for one, my headphones broke.
It's not too severe of a break. The right ear fell out of place but is still connected to a wire, and could probably be put back in easily. I'll certainly fix it. But I saw it as an opportunit...
2025-06-10 19:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all for participating in the polls! This was a very exciting one, as it was our first time with both the motion comic poll and the new category seeding. Let's go over the results now!
Monthly Audios: In total, 99 members voted! And between all categories, there was only a 3-5 point difference, which means few members if any skipped out on voting in any one of three categories. I'm glad so many of you found something to vote for.
Solo: @2025-06-06 20:11:54 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE #3: I've received a few messages about this so I want to clarify: HotRamenAudios.com only requires you to verify your membership ONCE! So long as your membership doesn't lapse, you don't need to verify it any other time you visit the site!
UPDATE #2: Thank you all for your feedback! In addition to yesterday's changes, we were able to implement a front-page verification option for existing members. I strongly urge ...
2025-06-02 17:58:36 +0000 UTC
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While hotramenaudios.com will still host all audios, I feel it's still an appropriate reward to allow downloads of public audios here! I'll add the video version for download once the site's video player is complete.
2025-06-02 14:04:00 +0000 UTC
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For the very first time, you can decide what kind of motion comic I'll be producing! There can only be one winner, so please choose wisely!
Ideas have been vetted by Pal and I for quality and to his personal interests, as well as to play to his strengths as an artist. I have gone ahead and added omitted ideas to the audio poll, so if you don't see your idea here, it still has a chance over there! If you are curious as to why an idea was omitted, please let me know.
2025-06-02 01:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Now, featuring (hopefully) more balanced seeding, pitting similarly budgeted ideas with similar character counts against each other, rather
Now, featuring (hopefully) more balanced seeding, pitting similarly budgeted ideas with similar character counts against each other, rather than making an idea free-for-all where only the most popular characters or the largest-scale audio can win.
You can vote on the 2025-06-02 01:00:05 +0000 UTC
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A Patreon reward audio, which you can listen to on HotRamenAudios.com!
Sanhua (Wuthering Waves) rushes to the bathroom with a case of the trots. She makes it, but not with her pants and panties sparkly clean...
Featuring @lheartvoicer as Sanhua. Based on...
2025-06-02 00:00:07 +0000 UTC
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While organizing ideas for the polls, I realized I disliked having four separate poll posts. As such, I'm going to set up a Google Form to host all three brackets (Solo, Couple, and Group). You have until 9 PM now to submit any last minute ideas in the Suggestion Box! Please read the instructions carefully if you haven't. For parity, I'll also push back the 2025-06-01 22:00:06 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: As always, it's worth remembering that what I do is a living organism, so to speak. I'll be shuffling my schedule around a tiny but in anticipation of the video player, which is now in progress! Samus will be my priority for the moment, but I will continue to work on Konosuba and Persona 5 in the background!
Greetings! Though May was one audio short, I'd consider it a rousing success overall! Sadly, there was no way I could have completed Konosuba in time, as the Megumin VA's mi...
2025-06-01 14:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Listen to the full audio + alts on HotRamenAudios.com!
While making dinner for Samus, Bayonetta, and Lucina, Palutena realizes she's out of a key ingredient. Fortunately, Palutena's good at improvising. Unfortunately, Palutena is not good at cooking. The end result? All four girls get a fierce case of the shits...
2025-06-01 00:00:09 +0000 UTC
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This box will determine the first Hot Ramen Audios-funded Motion Comic! This audio will be produced for and synced with a comic drawn up by my dear and talented friend Pal. Please think visually about your suggestion!
The box will close May 31st at 11:59 PM
How it works:
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HotRamenAudios.com!
Designed and developed by CrimsonSFM, a talented animator and website creator to my specifications, it is where I plan to host all of my audios from now on. By verifying your Patreon membership with the site, you will have access to all the content immediately....
2025-05-24 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
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The script for a commissioned audio! Ryuko and Mako bring Satsuki to a fast food restaurant when they learn she's never had a burger before. Satsuki is skeptical about the quality of the food, and she has every reason to be. Mako and Ryuko finish their food about as quickly as it runs through them, rushing off to the bathroom to dispose of their burger and fries. And once Satsuki finally finishes her meal, she's stuck waiting on them both after Mako puts one of the toilets out of commission! ...
2025-05-20 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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After falling down a rabbit hole, Alice (19) searches for a bathroom--sorry, a loo to use. She finds a talkative door, the threshold to the... loo, but unfortunately she's much too big. Simply impassable! The only solution is to drink and eat herself smaller. But Alice is lactose intolerant, and the milky drink only makes her farts worse.
A parody of the Disney film Alice in Wonderland, moreso than usual. Entire lines from the film are lifted and referenced, so classi...
2025-05-19 14:00:12 +0000 UTC
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WORKING TITLE: Zhu Yuan's Desperate Dash. Zhu Yuan stops at a gas station to take a much needed dump, but gets a call to patrol The Hollow for unauthorized activity. Turns out Nicole's gone dumpster diving for valuables... anything to get her out of that debt she's in. When Zhu Yuan finds her without a permit of entry, she darts away, and Zhu Yuan is forced to give chase. All the physical activity upsets her stomach, and Nicole is going to have an even steeper price to pay for inconveniencing...
2025-05-19 01:12:22 +0000 UTC
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The results are in! A more tame ending has been decided on for the Zhu Yuan audio. I included an option for an alt for the $10 backers, but naturally, most people below that tier were voting for their interests. I think it's only fair to gauge interest among the actual $10 backer tier if they would like a naughtier alt ending.
2025-05-17 14:00:11 +0000 UTC
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