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Ryuko & Satsuki Play Battleshits Now Available for $1

An adaptation of Lazei's comic, Ryuko & Satsuki Play Battleshits, is now available for $1 Patrons! You can listen to it here.

(POLL) Help Me Write The Zhu Yuan Ending

Greetings! I'm having a little dilemma:

This story features Zhu Yuan in a foot chase with a petty thug while dealing with a stomach ache. After talking to various ZZZ experts, we determined Nicole was the best candidate for a canon character for Zhu Yuan to go after.

I thought it would be fun to have her arrest Nicole, but then force Nicole to come with her into the bathroom, where she ...

(SPOILER FREE) Princess Zelda's Big Dragon Dumps

One morning, when Zelda woke from pleasant dreams, she found himself transformed in her bed into a gassy dragon-hybrid. Calling on Purah's wisdom to help her solve the problem, she proposes a hypothesis... One which would make sense and make this premise seem kind of clever if you play the game. I tried to make the story still somewhat cohesive, but the logic of it makes little sense.

Featurin...

(SPOILER FREE) Princess Zelda's Hyper Dragon Dumps

EDIT: Since I'm still learning hyper, I decided to go back in and tinker with the diarrhea portion at the end to give it a more powerful feel. If you give it another listen, please let me know what you think!

One morning, when Zelda woke from pleasant dreams, she found himself transformed in her bed into a gassy dragon-hybrid. Calling on Purah's wisdom to help her solve the pr...

Updates, Commission Trello Board, 20% Off Discount Extended & Samus Art

Greetings everyone! I hope you enjoyed the Zelda audio, and/or will enjoy tomorrow's spoiler-free version.

First of all, The Persona 5 Audio will be coming out before the Konosuba audio. The VA for Megumin has been sick for several weeks, and MacStarVA is going out of town and won't return until the 22nd, too close to its 26th release date for a comfortable edit. However, she was gracious enough to record some of her other voice roles, one of which was Morgana. So I'll be bumping the P...

Princess Zelda's Massive Dragon Dumps

Listen to the full audio (5:01 + Spoiler Free Alts) on HotRamenAudios.com!

WARNING: This audio contains Spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom.

Featuring @MamaStrassa as Princess Zelda and @2025-05-13 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Princess Zelda's Big Dragon Dumps

This audio contains spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom. If you want to listen without being spoiled, consider listening to the Spoiler Free edit.

Featuring @MamaStrassa as Princess Zelda and @2025-05-13 14:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Exciting Project Updates! Samus Vocals are in + Art Collab, & Miku is Back in Production!

Good morning everyone! I've got two very exciting updates I've wanted to share for a while. First of all, LecheryAmoreVA has completed her lines for Samus. But in even more exciting news, OddTenn reached out to me about providing artwork for the audio. We both had the same idea in mind... Recreate the style of Super Metroid's intro - greyscale stills/sprite art depicting the events being narrated. Tenn and I are aiming to have the ...

Felix Argyle (Re:Zero) A Femboy in the Girl's Bathroom

Listen to the full audio (4:15) on HotRamenAudios.com!

Felix dashes to the boy's bathroom to take a dump. Or so he thinks. In his haste, he accidentally enters the girl's bathroom, and only realizes he's in the wrong place while he's seated on the toilet, and Rem and Ram enter with a nasty case of the runs. Can Felix hold it unt...

Felix Tomorrow, Poll Results + Future Polls & Zelda Sketch

EDIT: 4:04 AM. The audio is much tougher to balance and pan than I expected. I'm already up later than I should be. I'll continue tomorrow, but I won't be able to edit until the afternoon or evening, so the audio will likely go up late in the evening or as a scheduled upload on the morning of the 7th. Remind me to stop trying to will release dates into existence.

Good morning, everyone. The Felix audio is progressing well enough that I feel comfortable announcing it 2025-05-05 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post

May Q&A Box

Please ask myself or the talented voices behind all Hot Ramen Audios questions you would like answered in the comments! Questions will be answered directly in the replies, with the Q&A body text being updated every 7 days to include the questions and answers from the week.

• Format all questions by addressing the person you're asking about by name, otherwise I will assume you're speaking to me.

• No questions asking for personal information or private information ...

  2025-05-01 22:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post

June-Ish Audio Suggestion Poll

With wait times for vocals growing longer, VA availability sometimes shutting down in advance, and of course the need for artwork I need as much time as I can get to plan ahead on polls. Scheduling two weeks in advance did not prove to be enough, so I am planning a month in advance this time.

• The top two audios will be produced throughout June. You can vote on as many suggestions as you like.

• All audios will be available at the $5 tier on release and include artwo...

  2025-05-01 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

(Script) Untitled Samus Aran Audio

A parody of the opening of Super Metroid, with Samus recounting her battle with a sudden attack of diarrhea deep in the bowels of Planet Zebes. Since the Smash Girl audio had so many vocals and so much going on, I wanted to do something that was a little more in-character for her, and watch a calm and professional woman collapse. Similar to the ShyLily audio, we will hear Samus narrative the events of the story in her own unique way of speaking - professional, introspective, and a bit loquaci...

May 2025 Roadmap + 20% Off $10 Tier until May 12th

Greetings! Thank you all to all those who stuck with me this turbulent last month. Between my damaged ear and my health wake-up call, I spent the last two weeks quietly retooling things to run more efficiently without slaving at my desk 7 days a week.

With the $10 Tier being more of an "All-Access" tier, including naughtier audios like the Kobeni and Power audio, and independently financed audios (commissions, pet projects), I wanted to kick things off with a 20% discount on the tier. A...

2B & Harley Quinn Now Available For $1

In taking some time off, I forgot to update these! You can now enjoy No [P]rivacy for 2B and Harley Quinn's Big Blowout at the $1 tier! Both audios were commissioned works. For just $1, you get 9 minutes and 30 seconds of audio!

No [P]rivacy for 2B is focused on desperation, huge dumps, and humiliation, with a lot of extras and a very chaotic scenario. If you're a fan of girls being embarrassed by their bodi...

(Script) Kuroeda Losing Weight Comic Adaptation

EDIT - Somehow the script was not attached in the initial post

A commissioned script, adapting a comic by the legendary Lazei, written by DK, and based on Ms. Elf Can't Lose Weight (or Plus-Sized Elf). I admit I did not have a hand in the writing or formatting of this one, but I figured I would post it here so people know it's in progress.

Featuring @ 2025-04-28 20:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

(Script) Persona 5: The Phantom Thieves Let It All-Out!!

Morgana crawls Yongen-Jaya air ventilation system, hoping to peep on Ann in the changing room. A wrong turn takes him above the girl's bathroom, where Futaba rushes in with explosive diarrhea, Haru needs to take a massive dump, and Makoto gets ready to end a long constipation spell. Ann pulls up the rear, leaving her stuck waiting on the other three to finish up. Morgana watches the carnage in horror, hoping to get a glimpse of Ann with her panties down, but he'll learn the hard way just how ...

(Script) Yukari & Nyamo - Stuck in their Ways + Casting

A commissioned audio based on Azumanga Daioh! While swimming at the pool, Yukari and Minamo (Nyamo) end up with stomach aches that send them running to the bathroom, and the two end up jammed butt-to-butt in the stall door. In spite of their circumstances, neither teacher wants the other to go first...

Featuring @AmeAfterDark as Yukari and @MacStarVA as Nyam...

(Script) - Super Smash Bros. Audio + Artwork & Casting

Apologies this one took so long! I'm honestly exhausted and creatively spent, but powering through it as much as I can.

While making dinner for Lucina, Bayonetta, and Samus, Palutena realizes she's missing an important. Not to worry, with her quick thinking she invents a recipe on the fly and salvages the dish... Just kidding. She cooks something so heinous it leaves Palutena glued to the port...

May Naughty Audio Suggestion Box

The Naughty Suggestion Box

Beneath this post I'll be accepting comments for more depraved concepts - scat eating, human toilet, cruel topics like force-feeding, tubes, etc., and filthy sex (such as dirty anal), Be cruel, be explicit, and be creative!

• Characters must be 18+ or passable as such.

• Anything against Patreon's TOS will not be considered. So no horses, got it?

• Your suggestion can be an adaptation of a fan work su...

  2025-04-24 01:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Changes + How Financials, Logistics, and Health Affect Things

Skip to the Bolded Parts For Changes

Buuuut for those who want some context...

First of all I would like to thank everyone for your kind words the last week regarding my health update. Your concern has been appreciated.

The harsh truth, however, is taking a break isn't so simple.

Audios just cost a lot, and I rely on daily medications that would cost a lot without insurance... which costs slightly less than the "a lot" those medications cost without it. So a monthly ...

(SCRIPT) Uzaki-Chan's Birthday Blowout

It's Uzaki-Chan's birthday, and she'd had a bit too much to drink. When Sakurai starts pooping on her party, she decides to raise a stink in a fit of playful revenge, only to push things too far! She rushes to the toilet, takes a seat, and unloads all the beer and fried foods. A shame she forgot to take off her panties! Now stuck in Sakurai's apartment with a load in her shorts, she has to find a way to dispose of the evidence.

A commissioned script co-written by the commissioner, DK, a...

Ophelia Motion Comic This Week + Felix Lines Are In & Konosuba Lines Are Out

The Ophelia comic will be this week's priority. I will need to work tomorrow and Wednesday to get it done most likely, so no weekend for me.

Since it is intended to be a public release, but I do want to give some private content for the page, I will put it up 24 hours early for all paid members. It's only 24 Hours, so free members, please do not panic!

Meanwhile, all lines for the Felix audio are in, and so that may go up this week as well if I work hard enough. Konosuba lines hav...

(SCRIPT) Konosuba - A Panty-Staining Struggle For This Idiotic Trio!

Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin fight over the bathroom! A pretty straightforward script, which means it was really friggin' hard to write. I don't know if the script conveys well what I have in mind but I believe the results will be quite hot.

I will likely use this artwork by @RepulsiveProto for the thumbnail (sans dialogue), s...

Weekly Update (IT'S BACK BABY) 4/19/25

Greetings! I'm bringing back Weekly Updates. With my little health panic, I had to take a look at the way I've been working, and realized a lot of the stress I was under, and why I worked this way, came down to trying to hide production failures/bumps by churning work out consistently and quietly. But life gets complicated, the actors and artists have lives, and sometimes your head hurts because the iron count in your blood is too low... Or maybe that's just me. I'll be using these updates to...

Emma Frost (Marvel Rivals) - Dump Hard as Diamonds & Soft as Ice Cream

An image set by WhoopseezArt brought to life! Just when Emma Frost thinks the needling pangs in her stomach are nothing to worry about, her anus hisses open and out slinks a dump that goes from hard as diamond, to soft as ice cream!

Featuring @LecheryAmoreVA as Emma Frost. Script and artwork by @2025-04-15 14:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Update On My Health, Changes, Commissions, & This Week's Schedule

My health is Not The Best.

I'm not terminal or incapable of work, the Patreon isn't shutting down or going on hiatus. So if that's all you're worried about (no shade, I understand some of you just aren't interested in more detail) then you can stop reading here. Content Marches On!

I went to see a doctor about my ears, I was told I had received temporary eardrum damage due to a concert. But the doctor also noticed I hadn't had a physical in 2 years, and so we also just got tha...

$10 Audio Poll - Who Fucks Kobeni?

So while brainstorming the Kobeni audio, I wasn't sure who to pair her up with. While I was considering a male anon, a few canon characters popped in my head as well, and I wanted to poll them to see which was most popular. Please vote on who you would want to see dominate Kobeni! Only one vote allowed this time, so choose wisely.

Jane Doe & Tomiya's Bondage Buddy Dump

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While transporting Jane Doe out of Janus Quarter, the two Thiren's start to fart up a storm and need to make a pitstop. Tomiya handcuffs Jane before letting her out of the car, but the moment they step inside the bathroom, Jane slips the cuffs off and places them around Tomi...

Uzaki-Chan: Hana Uzaki Toilet Teasing! Video + Audio Download

Hana Uzaki needs the bathroom, BAD! She stops by her Senpai's apartment, only to discover the bathroom door won't shut. A perfect opportunity to tease him by loudly blowing up the bowl and telling him every gruesome detail of her crimes!