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Jane Doe Today (For Real) & How It Affects The Schedule

Greetings! It's 5 AM for yours truly, so I am writing this just before I turn in. Clocking in at 5 minutes even, Jane Doe is nearly complete! I hate the constant back-and-forth updates, but it turns out that editing audios with a fucked up ear is... really tiring, and I end up needing to rest and recover for hours at a time. But I've worked on-and-off all day and it's coming together quite well. t's all balanced out up to around the four minute mark, so I just need to finish the explosive cli...

Feeling Much Better. Jane Doe Will Go Up ASAP

Try as I might, I just couldn't do it yesterday. I needed rest. 11 hours later my arm is covered in red marks from I don't know where, but that's the sign of a good night's rest right there. Between that and some ear care, I feel a lot better. I'm not sure if I'm 100% right yet, but my focus is great and my ears don't hurt. I'll work on Jane Doe until it's done. Depending on how late it is, I may hold it for a morning upload tomorrow, but it could go up today. I'm very sorry to keep changing ...

(UPDATED) Jane Doe Tomorrow Morning

Good morning! The Jane Doe audio will be up late tonight/tomorrow morning.

This past week, I had a lot of trouble editing, for some reason I would get awful headaches from wearing headphones and earbuds. It turned out I had suffered from temporary eardrum damage from a concert I had to attend on Sunday. Thankfully, my ear seems mostly better, but I still can't handle long editing sessions without headaches, and it seems some high pitched sounds can still cause my ...

Kobeni, Power, & Makima Audio Available for $1

Those in the $1 Miso Soup tear can now listen to Kobeni Caught Between Devils, an audio where Kobeni is stuck in the stall with Power having explosive diarrhea on one side and Makima pounding the porcelain with hefty dumps on the other.

Amusingly, this is quite similar to the upcoming Felix Argyle audio, and Kobeni is set to star in the first Extra Naughty ($10) audio. If you haven't heard it yet, consider i...

Kobeni, Power, and Makima Audio Available for $1

Those in the $1 Miso Soup tear can now listen to Kobeni Caught Between Devils, an audio where Kobeni is stuck in the stall with Power having explosive diarrhea on one side and Makima pounding the porcelain with hefty dumps on the other.

Amusingly, this is quite similar to the upcoming Felix Argyle audio, and Kobeni is set to star in the first Extra Naughty ($10) audio. If you haven't heard it yet, consider i...

SCIPRT Felix Argyle (Re:Zero) A Femboy in the Girl's Room

Felix rushes to the bathroom. After eating an ice cream come, his guts are flaring up. He settles in for what's sure to be a massive dump, but when the door creaks open, and he hears Rem and Ram speaking, he realizes he's accidentally entered the women's room! Caught between two moaning maids suffering from explosive diarrhea, Felix has to fight to hold it in so he isn't caught with his panties down in the wrong bathroom.

MacStarVA will play Felix, while AkujiSaitoVA will play Ram. It's...

(Commission) Tsuyu Asui's Bathroom Emergency

Listen to the full audio (1:43) on HotRamenAudios.com!

Tsuyu Asui enjoys fried food a little too much, even if it comes from U.A's dodgy cafeteria! Not wanting to rip ass all day in class, she decides to push out some gas to alleviate her stomach, only to push her luck a little too far.

An adaptation of a comic by 2025-04-04 17:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post

April Extra Naughty Audio Poll

Let's get depraved! This poll will determine the very first ever Extra Naughty audio! All ideas were submitted by Patrons, or ideas I came up with myself. You can vote on any you like, but the finished audio will only be available for $10 Patrons.

April 2025 Q&A Box

Please ask myself or the talented voices behind all Hot Ramen Audios questions you would like answered in the comments! Questions will be answered directly in the replies, with the Q&A body text being updated every 7 days to include the questions and answers from the week.

• Format all questions by addressing the person you're asking about by name, otherwise I will assume you're speaking to me.

• No questions asking for personal information or private information ...

  2025-04-01 14:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post

April 2025 Roadmap

Happy April! No pranks here... trust me, I did NOT have time.

A bit of exciting news - you can now enjoy revamped audio by yours truly in Toilet Girl Game 2! Future updates will feature dialogue by me and voice acting from the VAs you've cum to... know and love.

Additionally, I've found three new voice actors willing to work with me! Whether they will appear in any work this month, I cannot say just yet. But I hope you get to hear them all soon. I'll finally be able to do some aud...

All Audio Project Updates

Greetings! March was a tough month, but I did get through it. I didn't release as many audios as I wanted but in the end I hope you all enjoyed what I did manage to put out! I want to take this coming week to try a new way of doing things: I'll be writing all the scripts for the month in the first week of April and then paying for them in bulk.

• Jane Doe & Tomiya: Will not come out Monday. I'm waiting on vocals from LecheryAmoreVA, and I will not have time to edit this eveni...

  2025-03-30 22:04:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Trucy Wright Audio Available for $1

For those who haven't heard it, a magic act gone wrong for Trucy Wright, based on the Ace Attorney series, is now available for $1! Fans of messing can listen to it here. I hope you'll enjoy it!

Jane Doe & Handcuffed Tomiya Script

The second version of the Jane Doe and Tomiya script. I was pulling my punches a bit last time, not making it saucy enough. I might still go further with a raunchier alt.

While being escorted during the warehouse raid from "Under Arrest", Jane Doe and Officer Tomiya both need the bathroom. However, Tomiya insists on Jane being handcuffed. "Just a precaution." But once they're in the bathroom, ...

Pomni Needs a Bathroom Break! (Pantypoop Alt)

During an honest hard day's work at Spudsy's Chain Restaurant, the kitchen ends up backed up with too many bad burgers. The only logical solution is to force Pomni to eat the all... You'll never %$!#ing guess what happens next... (She poops her pants, in case you're stupid).

Featuring @LecheryAmoreVA as Pomni, @2025-03-25 03:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Pomni Needs a Bathroom Break! (Diarrhea Alt)

Listen to the full audio (3 alts) on HotRamenAudios.com!

During an honest hard day's work at Spudsy's Chain Restaurant, the kitchen ends up backed up with too many bad burgers. The only logical solution is to force Pomni to eat the all... You'll never %$!#ing guess what happens next... (A very explosive diarrhea dump in case you...

Pomni Needs a Bathroom Break! (Burping While Pooping Alt)

During an honest hard day's work at Spudsy's Chain Restaurant, the kitchen ends up backed up with too many bad burgers. The only logical solution is to force Pomni to eat the all... You'll never %$!#ing guess what happens next... (A very gassy, explosive dump, in case you're stupid).

Featuring @LecheryAmoreVA as Pomni, @ 2025-03-25 03:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

$10 Tier: Extreme Scat Audio Production. Naughty Suggestion Box & How It Works

Since I started doing audios, the kink limits of VAs have prevented me from doing Extreme content like scat eating, human toilet, cruel topics like force-feeding, tubes, etc., and filthy sex (such as dirty anal), despite demand. However, many of the new VAs I've brought recently are open to doing more extreme ideas.

The Naughty Suggestion Box

Beneath this post I'll be accepting comments for more depraved concepts like the ones listed above. Be cruel, be explicit, ...

Opheilia & Quiet (3 Alt) Audio Now Available for $1

For those who haven't heard it yet, Ophelia's Cubical Conundrum featuring OddTenn's OC Ophelia, and Quiet - Silent But Violent, an audio based on Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain are available at the $1 tier.

Quiet features 3 Alts, 2025-03-21 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Ryuko and Satsuki Play Battleshits

Listen to the full audio (2:23) on HotRamenAudios.com!

An adaptation of the great Lazei's comic of Ryuko and Satsuki facing off in a heated game of bat...

Finally, Some Good News - Jane Doe Update

I've found a new VA to play Jane Doe - LecheryAmoreVA. as well as many other roles in the future, including Satsuki. Her vocal range is incredible and so is her acting skill. I'll be making one final adjustment to my schedule to reintroduce Jane Doe into this month's audio line-up, likely as this month's final piece. I'll be doing a re-write of the script, as I felt the handcuff gimmick was...

April and/or May-ish 2024 Audio Ideas Poll

Greetings! My apology for yet another poll. Despite the success of the last two months, the Patreon is still growing, and so there are still growing pains. I learned the hard way that I need to be locking down talent sooner and scheduling audios further out than I have up to now. I'll be doing polling in the middle of the month from now on, then using the last two weeks of the month to write scripts, paper VAs, and lock down projects early.

The Poll ends on Monday, March 17th, ...

Uzaki-Chan Audio Available for $1 + Lightly Remastered

For those who haven't heard it yet, Uzaki-Chan's Toilet Teasing is now available at the $1 Tier. Those who have heard it before may want to listen again, as it features a new VA for Sakurai who sounds much closer to his dub actor, and has been lightly remastered for a better listening experience.

Mo...

Maya Fey and Franziska von Karma Script

After one too many burgers for breakfast, Maya Fey can't stop farting in the courtroom. As an act of revenge, Franziska hogs the bathroom stall that Maya needs to use, and won't relent unless she hands over Phoenix Wright's briefcase, which contains critical information about the case.

Thank you to Patron JohnnyC for funding this one, as it would likely not have been made otherwise.

Moving Upload Days To Monday Morning

This month has been a nightmare so far, but it's also been helpful in showing me what I can do better in terms of scheduling. The simple explanation is none of the VAs record on weekends, and so if I reach the end of the week and don't have any vocals in, I'll know for certain if I need to make a change to the schedule. I can also spend the entire week ensuring scripts go out on time and vocals come in on time. I also saw a lot of energy from uploading the ShyLily preview on a Monday, and whi...

Ryuko and Satsuki Play Battleshits (Lazei Comic Adaptation)

The script for the Satsuki and Ryuko Battleshits audio, which one in a mudsli--I mean landslide against every ZZZ idea ever submitted. Amazing to see how much this classic anime has endured! It's a short script because it's a comic adaptation, which can be found on Lazei's Twitter or 2025-03-12 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Update on Hatsune Miku - It Deserves More Time

This week has been an absolute time-sinking disaster. Shortlist of setbacks include but are not limited to:

• Redoing the entire project slate on the 4th.

• Fatal project crash on the 7th wiping out the Master .proj file I used for all audios, forcing me to restart, re-organize, and re-label all sound effects.

• Pal experiencing problems at home that lost him a day of work.

• Planned Miku effects not working in the amount of sonic environme...

  2025-03-09 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Quick Update on the Hatsune Miku audio

Despite working with another audio editor who explained his methods (Swell_Reads, who LHeart has worked with before. So if you like fat girls you should check them out), I'm struggling to get the vocal effects I want for this audio. MacStar and I are working on using a new program that will hopefully sound more Vocaloid-y than the other method, but I'd like to give myself room and time to breath with this one. As a result, I'll be moving the audio from 3/8 to 3/9... Frankly I'd call that for ...

SCRIPT - Untitled Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus) Audio

A Patron suggested idea. During her honest hard day's work at Spudsy's, Gangle has Pomni "take out the trash" by eating twenty seven rancid burgers cooked up by a Ragatha. Now suffering with bad gas, Pomni's in dire need of a toilet, but there's a line of customers outside the door waiting to order!

Features a messing alt and a toilet alt. The Harley Quinn audio seemed to do well, so I decided to try something similar here, involving eating food and a lot of burping, but I'll probably d...

5 Fun Facts About Shylily's Quadruple Poop Soup Deluxe!

1. Many of ShyLily's euphamisms are ones she has said in her livestreams and infamous recordings. Of particular note is "the brown crayon," referring to her shit as "girthy," and the phrase "floaties" are all from her... unique lexicon.

2. AkujiSaitoVA spent a month and a half just learning ShyLily's accent and way of speaking. There's a lot of great takes of them laughing which sound just like ShyLily, all of which I wanted to use but didn't, so the audio wouldn't be too bloated.

ShyLily's Quadruple Poop Soup Deluxe!

Listen to the full audio (8:27) at HotRamenAudios.com

Based on a True Story... mostly. Everyone's favorite Orca Whale suffers through four embarrassing poop anecdotes in her hotel bathroom, from constipation, to a healthy solid dump, watery shit, and explosive diarrhea. Unfortunately, each one results in a nasty clog... and the ...