Defend The House

Update Post!

Hey chaps, I don't do these often but because of the unexpected magnitude of the Beast video, you guys haven't had any exclusive goodies in longer than usual. Apologies about that and I appreciate your patience. Hopefully you guys are happy with the 4 hour and 43 minute video coming your way tomorrow.

One small thing is I will no longer be giving Patreons 24 hour early access to the finished videos. Unfortunately a small amount of people keep stealing some of the n...

WATERPARK ZOMBIES - Part 1

It's time for the next Black Ops 3 custom map as voted for by you chaps! Waterpark Zombies is up next and I didn't think there would be a Part 1 in the title but sometimes things don't go the way you want them to...

Beast from the Beyond Exploration Part 3 is up next for you chaps! Really appreciate the support right now.

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Cheesey Redemption (Cheese Tower V5)

It's time to take down our 3rd Tower of Cheese, after the last map we were absolutely expecting the worst thing on earth but to our surprise we might actually like this one.

Small editing note, this is yet another custom map which plays music intermittently and it cant be turned off (but it also doesn't play music frequently enough to not add some for the edit) so if the music tracks turning on/off is a bit annoying sorry about that.

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Soul-Less Full Playthrough

The longest main easter egg run in the series history and also the longest boss fight in the series history! A brutal marathon run that won't soon be forgotten.

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RAINY DEATH

We are back from the Holiday break and its time for the next community selected Black Ops 3 custom map, Rainy Death! This one turned out to be a little special for one of us in particular..

Next up after this is Exploration Part 2 of Attack of the Radioactive Thing, expect that within a few days!

-Joe

The Hardest Map So Far - (Cheese Cube V4)

It's time for part 2 out of 4 of the Cheese Tower journey! Little did I know this map was going to be one of the (if not) the most painful Zombies journey of my life. Impossibly hard, horribly ugly and obnoxiously designed, this took me 13 hours, I hated it.

Sorry for the awkward moments in the video with no music, this map decided to just randomly play music on and off at random intervals (regardless of my settings) so I couldn't smooth it out in the edit.

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Pest Control Full Playthrough

The full Pest Control run for you Walker chaps and above! The long list of cryptic steps is back and so is a certain energetic Scotsman.

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BLOONS TD6

Hello Walkers and above! It's time for another Patreon voted custom map adventure! Last time you guys picked Bloons TD6 and Rainy Death but its the monkey's turn first. I know of the main game so let's see how it gets translated into the world Call of Duty Zombies.

More custom zombies and Bloons content: https://www.twitch.tv/defendthetwitch

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Cheese Cube V3 Winning Run!

It's time to take down our first Tower of Cheese and this run goes a little differently than we expected... but hey, a win's a win.

I appreciate you guys being patient with us figuring out the editing format for these videos, please continue to let us know what format you'd prefer going into the future. We should have it figured out for Cheese Cube V4 (but who knows when we'll ever beat that map). Next up for you guys is Shaolin Shuffle Exploration!

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Cheese Nightmare Highlights - (Cheese Cube V3)

It's time for Part 1/4 of our Cheese pain highlights mini series! Me and Jamison take on Ice Grenade's Cheese Cube V3 and here are our best and mostly worst moments along the way. Victory video coming soon!

Thanks to anyone who joined Live to keep me company during this, it's much appreciated!

• Joe

Even More Exclusive Content + Mini Series Update.

Haven't done an update post for a while on what I have planned coming up soon and some of my ideas have changed since the last big update post so let's get into it!

First of all Black Ops 6 Mythbusters content will be rolling out from Jamison's side very soon, this will be focused solely on the multiplayer side of things, we currently have no plans on touching Black Ops 6 Zombies until the main series catches up.. for now anyways.

So if you missed the announcement 2024-10-24 18:19:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Locksmith Full Playthrough

Our full run of Locksmith with Henry Fuse and Samurai. Also an extra shoutout to Henry for sacrificing 4 of his Skull Hacker cards for the final video, appreciate your sacrifice.

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Halo - Full LASO Attempts - Chapter 2

As promised, for the sickos, here is the full 8 hours of us attempting the level Truth and Reconciliation from Halo: CE.

Also as a note, there's about a minute around 1 hour 44 mins where part of the screen is cutoff, this was a little render error that I cannot be bothered to fix because it took like a full day to export and upload this nonsense.

If anyone watches it all, I am sorry...

-Jamison

CHEESE TOWER UNLIMITED

It's time for mine and Jamison's 2nd ever custom map and you guys have picked a tower of cheese... well I guess let's climb this thing. If you recognise the music 1 point to you and if you guessed the number of climb attempts it would take us to get this done then 10 points to you!

Oh and thumbnail was an AI generated prompt for 'Zombie made out of cheese' and it made me laugh so much that I kept it.

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2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY FULL Q&A

It's been two years since the Zombies series began so me and Jamison sat down and tried to answer every one of the questions you guys had for us! This Q&A will also be featured in the upcoming public Youtube Anniversary special but will be heavily trimmed down, you guys get the full unfiltered thing! Happy two years!

(TIMESTAMPS INCLUDED IN YOUTUBE VIDEO DESCRIPTION)

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The road to the next Chapter is never simple..

So Chapter 17 is almost here! Wait, sorry I meant no way near. Classic mix-up. Yet again there are some obstacles in my path when it comes to getting the next Chapter out in a good time frame.

First up Jamison is away for 3 weeks starting soon, we are going to bulk record as much as possible so you guys should still get a decent amount of Rave in the Redwoods exploration coming your way but it will obviously slow things down. I initially planned to film the Rave easter while Jamison was...

Sooooul Key Full Playthrough

Another spliced run, contains our first full attempt and then afterwards is the full final boss to victory! Easily the most brutal easter egg so far (at least the boss anyway). Enjoy!

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The future of LASO, a new series, and more!

Hey lovely Patreon folks, I’m overdue on an update for Jamison Projects and we’ve decided on a handful of things that we think will be for the best despite a couple of them being a bit sad to admit defeat to. And the best way to commit to them it to make them public!

First, The Tower falls. In our seemingly never-ending effort to try and make YouTube like us we’re first deciding to kill off The Tower. This was never a popular series nor were the various forms...

Leviathan FINALE!

Our first custom map comes to an end! Just a short little 3 hour easter egg to quickly wrap things up...

Shout to Danny and OneManDragon for their help!

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For The Good of All Full Playthrough

Here is the full two hour run for the final easter egg for Black Ops 3! It's been quite the journey, on to next game!

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THE BIGGEST STORY TIME EVER

So for Chapter 15, with a massive story time looming, I thought a smart idea was to allow the Easter Egg Warriors (L and Johnny) the opportunity to explain the entire zombie storyline to me and Jamison after we finished the Revelations easter egg. It took almost 1 hour total (and 2 different voice calls because of technical mistakes).

Chapter 15 will feature a highly cut down version of this (around 9 minutes long) but you Patreons get the full version, almost 1 HOUR of story time which...

Leviathan Exploration Part 2!

Our first ever custom map is here! It's time for our 2nd session in Leviathan. Last time we got very lost and also soft-locked so this time can't go any worse... probably.

New Zombie Series Announcement!

Yep, you read that right, there is even more Zombies coming.

500 Patreons Strong!

First of all I just want to gush about the support over here. We have firmly crossed the 500 Patreons milestone. I think its hard to sound authentic when talking about you Patreons since you guys just straight up give us money, of course every Youtuber is going to praise/thank/kiss ass the community members who line the pockets but the reality is the Zombie series continues to real...

Love and War Full Playthrough

I was supposed to send this out 2 days ago, sorry my dear Patreons, Chapter 14 has been a bit of a mess over here but here is the full playthrough of Love and War! A very high paced, non-stop relentless easter egg!

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Leviathan Exploration! (Part 1)

Our first ever custom map is here! You guys chose Leviathan, let's see what this map has to offer. I'm sure we will master it instantly without any problems at all.

- Joe

Deleted Scenes - Vol. 31

Another few weeks have passed which means I have another chunky Deleted Scenes for you all, featuring myths and moments that got cut from the edits for clarity/runtime tightness. 

Enjoy!

-Jamison

Seed of Doubt Full Playthrough

Hello Walkers and above, here is the full Seed of Doubt run. It is yet another spliced run but now you get all the wonderful setup steps Zetsubou demands, enjoy!

- Joe

We Play Every Call of Duty Zombies Map - Chapter 13 EARLY

The full version of Chapter 13 is here! It goes up on Friday for the plebs so you have it a nice 5 days early! The first chunk of Gorod Krovi is recorded so hoping to have Exploration Part 1 of Chapter 14 for you guys by the end of the week.

- Joe

The Best Games of 2023! - EARLY ACCESS

Our 11th annual Best Games of 20xx video has arrived. I was really hoping to get this to you yesterday but Premiere Pro had other ideas. Anyways, we made it. Here ya go, enjoy! The podcast version of this will be available on the podcast feeds tomorrow when the video goes live. 

-Jamison

THE FINALS - Messy Mythbusters - Vol. 2 - EARLY ACCESS

We're back doing dumb stuff in THE FINALS yet again! Fun game, me like. This is all done save for the thumbnail. 

-Jamison