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Life could be a dream...

What if... Tall Smora WON? And every fun adventure Small Tora & Tomatora had since was just a delusion dreamed up while in the parasitic grip of the Ultra-Broccoli?

Think about it.

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Married to my xenos wife!

Why settle for a boring old human spouse?

This COULD be YOU!

Relinquish your genes TODAY!

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The WAAGH-boss

When a tomato plant unexpectedly sprouted in a squig-pit one day, Boss Smol soon followed. The Small Tora worked its way up greenskin society and thus, the Frenlies clan established themselves as a powerful force in the galactic West.

Under new leadership, the Frenlies raid surrounding worlds to cultivate frens (both Small Tora & squiggish variety), which are regarded as part companion, part fighting force. Interestingly, they do not follo...

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Know your enemy xenos

The enemies of our glorious manly empire are numerous as each of them are cunning...

If you are a loyal son of the Big E, comment below on which of the xenos you shall destroy in His name first!

(evil space elf by @OddOnnion)

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Terminus Decree (good ending!)

When coughing bomb meets hydrogen baby, both sides unleash their Small Tora soldiers to prevent further bloodshed (in this case they really went to wave hello at the Golden Throne for 5 minutes before they all teleported out)

(depicted talking are Justicar Palifax and Warden Shawun Dashyp)

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[Patreon Exclusive] crabs have tongues?

You guys got any meta strats for lasting the full 60 seconds?

(if you last 60 seconds you get a free Small Cedra visit)

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[ Transparent ] A'fren (+ grilla gun)

A'fren is one of the many well-loved Small Tora battle-brothers serving to protect the galaxy and beyond. It would gain its title, the Toasty, by once accidentally mistaking a red-hot coal for a ripe tomato, swallowing it whole. Unaware, A'fren stumbled around the rest of its day likewise glowing a bright red.

The Mk. 18 Grilla Gun represents the 18th iteration of the Grilla originally "discovered" by the Small Tora Tech-priests. This m...

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Salamanders Small Tora

The 18th Legion rise from the ashes to sear the wicked!

(ask away, if you have any lore questions!)

(also, a NEW profile picture of Salamanders Small Tora is now available in the shared PFP drive link here!)

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sticky skeleton woman

Havent been drawing her recently so i might as well start practicing!

(Before you ask, yes, you can see it if you stick it in.)

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[ Transparent ] Tora-nid & Tyramatora

Tora-nids (Minimicus voracius) were born from a freak accident where a Small Tora Legion recruit took a bath in a reclamation pool (the recruit was unharmed), forever tainting a portion of the hivemind and that particular fleet of horrors.

Subsequent spawns resulted only in Tora-nids, which possess the friendliness of a Small Tora combined with the hunger of an unspeakable evil. They are extremely sociable and communicate in "RAHHH"s and hisses. The mere presen...

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Raising Your Tora-nid

Hey guys... I get that they're small and friendly, but how has YOUR Tora-nid raising experience been like?

Any thoughts?

(also, 3 NEW profile pictures are now available in the shared PFP drive link here!)

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beware the wild xenos!

To any and all guardsmen: the cunning xenos will utilise YOUR biomass to bolster their ranks!

Kindly seek advice from your local Small Tora Commissar in case of imminent xenos ambush.

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Nagash-chan!

On a whim here's one of the other students (this time at Khemri U)

Character bio below!:

Likes: Grand monuments in her name, dairy products.

Dislikes: Rats, people taking her stuff without permission.

Though Khemri U once had a rigid, well-defined system for student presidency, it was through great scheming that Nagash-chan managed to take over lead...

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A cyborg lady and her faithful attendant!

just doing some character design for fun, gonna put some lore below:

After Guilliman's return, a request to the forges of Mars saw them establish a division to develop creature comforts from the Age of Technology in hopes of quelling civilian unrest among Imperial worlds.

Due to Imperial budgetary limitations and under-the-table dealings, the funding for this project was almost wholly sponsored by a certain Rogue Trader (who shall not be named), who also provided most of the infra...

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Washing the fluffa

Big Fluffa is in BIG DANGER!! Its about to lose its voluminous fluff in the industrial-strength Small Tora cleaner!!

Oh, the humanity! Wont someone SAVE Big Fluffa??

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I spy... a cloud!

One of the frens' most cherished pastimes: heading down to the Small Tora Beach for some good old fashioned cloudgazing!

Sometimes a super-rare 'cloud' may show up!

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bird & snake (extra)

whats this? smut with deep context and themes of consumption?

artist who creates prequel comics to promote their patreon content on main!?

(ok i'll stop patting myself on the back)

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] bird & snake (3/3)

aw man how does one even react to this

(also thank you for being patient, hope you like it)

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[ Transparent ] SSR Small Tora Support Card!

(Card template by @Sirhaian)

Having trouble training your Small Tora? Lil fella not having enough pep in its step?

Print it out! Laminate it! Show your friends your cool new Small Tora TCG card!

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Choose your study buddy!

Meet the... other... denizens of Old Ones Academy!

Forge your career, establish alliances, and maybe find a little romance?

(There are still other students from Ulthuan Academy, Gorkamorka Academy, and Imperial Public Academy, so let me know if you wanna see them too!)

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Schoolmates! (4/4)

In which I re-explore that one plot point of the Chaos Gods having studied together at Old Ones Academy before (in 2023)

Slaanesh-san, the infamous art student, is widely reviled and adored in equal measure. Her avant-garde masterpieces lack restraint and frequently cover controversial topics.

Despite her hedonistic tendencies, she is no slouch when it comes to her studies. The only thing keeping her from the honor roll is her terrible co...

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Schoolmates! (3/4)

In which I re-explore that one plot point of the Chaos Gods having studied together at Old Ones Academy before (in 2023)

Nurgle-tan is the president of the Cooking Club, but also the only member as of now as the rest of her peers have yet to warm up to her "exotic" cooking.

In her spare time, she diligently tends to the class pet (an ex-parrot) as well as the rooftop garden. During lectu...

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Schoolmates! (2/4)

In which I re-explore that one plot point of the Chaos Gods having studied together at Old Ones Academy before (in 2023)

Nobody really knows how Tzeentch-chan got promoted to class president, or how she always knows a guy that knows another guy, or how she consistently gets the other classmates to do 'little favors' for her...

She's well-read and loves to share her insights, though her insistence on doing things her way (the right wa...

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Schoolmates! (1/4)

In which I re-explore that one plot point of the Chaos Gods having studied together at Old Ones Academy before (in 2023)

Khorne-senpai's a natural hard worker, and she holds simultaneous presidency in all self-defense clubs, including the Ka'tah Club (to the dismay of the Custodians)

Despite her aloof nature (and genuine hatred for sorcery), she never shies away from showing her affection to those who meet her arguably high stan...

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The Good Old Days

You guys remember how it used to be back in the early 2000s?

Small Tora MMORPGs were a huge craze! (this one is still very popular in Smallth Korea)

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get mogged! get mogged!!

in which Cedra explores the consequences of being nerfed.

(this was just a fun doodle, excuse me)

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POV: married life with Tora

What? You thought she'd be happy? Nahhh....

Okay, maybe a little bit.

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] bird & snake (2/3)

Perhaps I've outdone myself... is this the power... of CHAOS?

(check back in for the thrilling finale)

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For the true Brits!

I don't know what a Britain is, but was I accurate?

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horsing around

...What if Tora was stuck in a 9-to-5 teaching job... forever?

...What if Cedra fell in a race and got turned into glue?

...What if Small Tora became a horse racing superstar?

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