XaiJu
Haley Thistle

Haley Thistle

patreon


Haley Thistle posts

Eli the Chimera (complete)

Mail Main Character x Male Monster

Before I went to school, before I made friends with Max or Urata, all I had was my mom. I owe her my life and the way I am able to live it today. I haven’t seen her in a long while, and even if we talk all the time, I miss her hugs, her cooking, and reading with her. But luckily, with spring break coming I’ll be able to go see her and spend time with her a...

View Post

Selkie Boyfriend: Mikky 2 (special preview)

Over the course of the past few weeks, I have been traveling back and forth for work. Our partnership with the Roderick Corporation was agreed upon, and I’ve been working with them to build up Selenis Cosmetics. Cece and I have also been hard at work setting up our new base of operations, as well as hiring new staff. It’s been rigorous to say the least, but I’ve never been quite so happy.

Then there’s Mikky. He was naked on the beach the first time I met him, which shouldn’t h...

View Post

Selkie Boyfriend: Mikkel (rough draft)

I hadn’t been on vacation since I was a teenager. Ever since then it’s been staycations or whatever weird name it is for “I have paid time off but no money to travel”. Most of my time has either been devoted to school or work. And yes, technically, this is a business trip, but there is still plenty of time between meetings and begging for funding to pretend I am on vacation. After all, we’re on the beach and it reminds me of home.

A couple of years ago, my best friend Cece and...

View Post

August Mail Outs are in the Mail

Mail outs are in the mail! So please lemme know if there are any issues with you mail outs arrival.

View Post

Tatiana the Vampire: Part Two (complete)

Male Main Character x Female Monster

The boys had been heckling me ever since I returned to the garage that night. It was all good fun, of course, but this was a first for any of us. Me, Henry, Jimmy, and Reggie had all been brought up in the same house, a house our maker would never allow women to set foot into, not even to feed off of. Faulk and Jones were the only two who had any sort of int...

View Post

Bo the Qilin (rough draft)

The night my son, Sebastian, was born, I swear I saw the color of the moon change. No one believed me, but as I got into the cab taking me to the hospital, it turned brilliant pink. I knew what I saw back then, and I still know. I don’t think I’m creative enough to make something like that up. For a while, I thought it was some sort of sign. I even thought it could be some kind of warning, so I was cautious when I first took Sebastian home.

After a couple of weeks had passed, I deci...

View Post

Tatiana the Vampire: Part One (complete)

Male Main Character x Female Monster

There are nights, looking up at the endless stars spread out in the inky sky, that eternity isn’t such a far-off concept. I can see it up there, each star a bullet point into the how and why of it all. From my little garage I can understand that my eternity has only begun. I have so much farther to go, so many years and so many lives to lead. Being a vampi...

View Post

Selkie Boyfriend: Mikky (special preview)

I hadn’t been on vacation since I was a teenager. Ever since then it’s been staycations or whatever weird name it is for “I have paid time off but no money to travel”. Most of my time has either been devoted to school or work. And yes, technically, this is a business trip, but there is still plenty of time between meetings and begging for funding to pretend I am on vacation. After all, we’re on the beach and it reminds me of home.

A couple of years ago, my best friend Cece and...

View Post

Bo the Qilin (special preview)

The night my son, Sebastian, was born, I swear I saw the color of the moon change. No one believed me, but as I got into the cab taking me to the hospital, it turned brilliant pink. I knew what I saw back then, and I still know. I don’t think I’m creative enough to make something like that up. For a while, I thought it was some sort of sign. I even thought it could be some kind of warning, so I was cautious when I first took Sebastian home.

After a couple of weeks had passed, I deci...

View Post

The Assassins: Part Two (rough draft)

The weeks leading up to the hunt for the necromancer came when Demi was dealing with a bout of sleeplessness. But he had been dealing with a level of exhaustion for ages now, mainly with his work as an assassin. He had been wanting to quit, but that meant putting his life in danger, as well as the life of his partner, Dio. Not that Dio would be killed, but just that Dio was a bit unhinged and would eventually meet the consequences of it.

Coming to the village, Demi had felt a tension ar...

View Post

Vintage Misery: Finale (complete)

When I was a kid, I used to be terrified of the horrible flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. Of all the things in the scope of my haunted world, it was hard to explain exactly what it was about those things that scared me so much. It wasn’t the monkey aspect, it wasn’t the flying. It was actually something about their faces, the stretched, blue forced smiles and hollow, sad-looking eyes. They loo...

View Post

The Assassins: Part Two (special preview)

The weeks leading up to the hunt for the necromancer came when Demi was dealing with a bout of sleeplessness. But he had been dealing with a level of exhaustion for ages now, mainly with his work as an assassin. He had been wanting to quit, but that meant putting his life in danger, as well as the life of his partner, Dio. Not that Dio would be killed, but just that Dio was a bit unhinged and would eventually meet the consequences of it.

Coming to the village, Demi had felt a tension ar...

View Post

The Assassins: Part One (rough draft)

Using mountains and craggy cliffs as cover, the remote village was almost hidden from the world. Those who knew about it either stayed away due to the rumors, or ventured in close because of curiosity. Those lucky enough to stumble upon it by chance rarely left. Two such souls had found the village by tracking down it’s necromancer for a bounty. They had been waiting at the edge for the village, hidden in the forest for the past couple of days. They waited and watched, studying the daily in...

View Post

Vintage Misery: Part Five (complete)

How many times was I going to sit in this diner under duress? That was all I could think as I sat there staring at my coffee, while Neil was using Mercy’s body to shovel food into his mouth like a Hungry, Hungry Hippo eats marbles. It was kind of unnerving to see. “That’s not even your body,” I grunted. “You should be respectful.”

“It’s just food.” Neil held a fork heaped with...

View Post

The Assassins: Part One (special preview)

Using mountains and craggy cliffs as cover, the remote village was almost hidden from the world. Those who knew about it either stayed away due to the rumors, or ventured in close because of curiosity. Those lucky enough to stumble upon it by chance rarely left. Two such souls had found the village by tracking down it’s necromancer for a bounty. They had been waiting at the edge for the village, hidden in the forest for the past couple of days. They waited and watched, studying the daily in...

View Post

Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo 2 (rough draft)

It had been ages ago when you first set foot into the Bevilacqua Mansion. You were ten and terrified, having just obtained your powers. You were given shelter at the mansion while you fulfilled your duties as a magical girl. You and Alida were best friends instantly. But at the time, her older brother was bratty, mean, and jealous. He picked on your doing that first year, but after that he started working on machines and equipment that could be used to help you and Alida.

Cielo was a ge...

View Post

Vintage Misery: Part Four (complete)

Neil sat beside me in the cell, and that was the only thing I was registering. I had pretty much shut off everything else. There was no point in wasting energy. I was here, I’d stay here, and I’d probably rot here. “I’m sad to think that I may never have a burrito again,” Neil sighed. He slouched against the wall and slid down on the seat. “That last one was so good. They really had somet...

View Post

September 2021 Mail Outs: It’s Odd

September is gonna be odd, and by that I mean the original tiefling bad boy. Featuring new artwork from @vintagehoneybee who originally designed him, and a special sticker design from @thatweirdgoth


As always, everyone gets a print. $50 and up get everything.

$20 gets either two stickers, or a sticker and the magne...

View Post

Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo 2 (special preview)

It had been ages ago when you first set foot into the Bevilacqua Mansion. You were ten and terrified, having just obtained your powers. You were given shelter at the mansion while you fulfilled your duties as a magical girl. You and Alida were best friends instantly. But at the time, her older brother was bratty, mean, and jealous. He picked on your doing that first year, but after that he started working on machines and equipment that could be used to help you and Alida.

Cielo was a ge...

View Post

Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo (rough draft)

For the past few years you have worked as a mentor for up and coming magical girls. Having been one yourself in your youth it really was the only job you could get. Did you like it? Not really. Did it pay well? Also not really. But considering your lack of schooling, job experience, etc, it really was the last option you had. After all, you had a daughter to think about, and Honey tool precedence over your own ego.

The kids were fine, but you really wished you could warn them about the ...

View Post

Vintage Misery: Part Three (complete)

By the time I woke up, my neck hurt, which was giving me a headache. I sat up in the bed and looked around, eyes bleary and mind hazy. I was having trouble piecing together what had happened over the last day or so. I hissed from the cold as the wooden floor met my bare feet, and considered staying in bed until it got warm. But everything was so dark I couldn’t tell up from down, day from night, or...

View Post

Monster Blind Dates

I thought a good way to celebrate my four year anniversary would to be doing these again! But also with a small twist. You can request a blind date (with an old favorite or a new one, your choice) or an update about a past character you’re very curious about!


How this works: make a donation to my ko-fi, the more you leave the more I’ll try to write, but dont go crazy. Once there leave a small description ...

View Post

Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo (special preview)

For the past few years you have worked as a mentor for up and coming magical girls. Having been one yourself in your youth it really was the only job you could get. Did you like it? Not really. Did it pay well? Also not really. But considering your lack of schooling, job experience, etc, it really was the last option you had. After all, you had a daughter to think about, and Honey tool precedence over your own ego.

The kids were fine, but you really wished you could warn them about the ...

View Post

Lizardfolk Boyfriend: Rian (rough draft)

The mornings now have new meaning to you. Once before they were this sluggish, slow paced sort of thing fueled by coffee and a quick breakfast burrito. Now, there was a rush to them, but it wasn’t a terrifying one. Your mornings now had you up much earlier than you had ever been. You get ready for your day and leave, knowing coffee and breakfast will be waiting for you when you arrive. You doze on the bus sometimes, but often you keep yourself alert.

Even at the bus stop near your job...

View Post

Vintage Misery: Part Two (complete)

I just wanted to get out of this town. If Officer Pitbull had any say in the matter, I was the primary suspect in a double homicide, and this held the possibility of him unearthing a slurry of unsavory facts about my family. Facts he could use to connect me to the murder of these two girls, or at least provide character evidence indicating my likely guilt.

Beth took me to a twenty-four hour din...

View Post

October Mail Outs

I have a couple of ideas in mind. I wish I had the ability to do the trick or treat bags again, but I just didn't wind up with the excess like I did last year. Anyways, which would you want for October?

View Post

Lizardfolk Boyfriend: Rian (special preview)

The mornings now have new meaning to you. Once before they were this sluggish, slow paced sort of thing fueled by coffee and a quick breakfast burrito. Now, there was a rush to them, but it wasn’t a terrifying one. Your mornings now had you up much earlier than you had ever been. You get ready for your day and leave, knowing coffee and breakfast will be waiting for you when you arrive. You doze on the bus sometimes, but often you keep yourself alert.

Even at the bus stop near your job...

View Post

Dragonborn Girlfriend: Vyre (rough draft)

I started noticing some strange things a few days ago. There were some noises at first, some bushes moving. I just figured it was some animals around the cave. But then I started noticing other things like tracks in the mud, strange markings at the outside of my cave, along with discarded apple cores and missing plants from my garden. Perhaps I had something bigger than the usual rabbit or mole sneaking around.

I had been living out here on my own for a while. I don’t mind keeping to ...

View Post

Vintage Misery: Part One

I’ve learned a few things from car salesmen, televangelists, and other hawkers - how to razzle-dazzle to sell something that many don’t believe exists. For most, what I sell is a form of entertainment - movie franchises, late-night television hosted by busty goths. But it's all too real for me, having inherited my family’s knowledge and a touch of my mother’s gifts.

Much like a travelin...

View Post

Dragonborn Girlfriend: Vyre (special preview)

I started noticing some strange things a few days ago. There were some noises at first, some bushes moving. I just figured it was some animals around the cave. But then I started noticing other things like tracks in the mud, strange markings at the outside of my cave, along with discarded apple cores and missing plants from my garden. Perhaps I had something bigger than the usual rabbit or mole sneaking around.

I had been living out here on my own for a while. I don’t mind keeping to ...

View Post