Haley Thistle

Monster March: Adriel the Seraph

female reader x nonbinary monster

The broom keeps going  back and forth in the same spot as your eyes go unfocused. You stare out  the window, looking at the storage shed at the edge of the property.  The broom keeps going back and forth, back and forth.

“In order for that to work you actually have to, you know, move the broom!” Your mother scoffs.

You jump and turn to look at her as she smirks at you. “Oh yeah,” you nod. “I know.” You turn your ba...

Monster March: Palmyre the Orc

Female Monster x Male Reader

I have been performing since I was a child and I’ve always loved it.  Standing on that stage and seeing the crowd all staring at me never gave  me the fear it did others. I’ve taken much more from it, I’ve fed on  it. My whole life has been devoted to performing. Now, I feel as if I am  being mocked. The latest opera I am performing in has taken a slight  change in direction. My once beautiful costar has stepped down and the &n...

Favorite Mail Out Items

I've been meaning to do this for a while, but now that I'll have a mail out break I'd like to do some research. let me know what your favorite types of items to receive in the mail outs is. If you feel spicy, let me know what your favorite ever item you got was down in the comments.

Monster March: Mihalis the Harpy

Female Reader x Male Monster

It’s a chilly morning, and the  weather reports say there is a high chance for snow later in the day.  You’ve decided to go into work early, afraid that the thermostat isn’t  turned up enough for your patients. Even though your coworker, Colin, is  on duty tonight, he sometimes complains of being too hot. You would  call to remind him, but your phone charger is never plugged in  overnight. As it charges on the way in, it t...

Monster March: Florent the Drider

Male Monster x Female Monster

I can remember my mother reading to me at bedtime, telling me stories  of princes and their princesses. How they started with ‘once upon a  time’ and ended with a ‘happily ever after.’ They always bored me to  tears. Good triumphed over evil and blah blah blah. All for what? A  girl? It never ever made sense to me. I thought it was always so  ridiculous that this prince, someone so great and beloved, would risk it  all ...

Monster March: Aulay the Selkie and Tavish the Kelpie

Female Reader x Male Monster x Male Monster

You feel sick for a moment when you see the date on the calendar.  Has it already been a year? You open the curtains to the sliding glass  door and gaze out over the frozen lake. The divorce was final a year  ago, two years before that he left you for that orc. Ever since then,  you’ve lived at your family’s cabin up north. You barely leave unless  you have to go get groceries, aside from that, you stay in the cabi...

Monster March: Yekta the Manticore

Female Reader x Female Monster

I was left at the Temple of the  Oracles when I was born, abandoned because of my appearance. The Oracles  took me in, understanding already that, despite my appearance, I was  born to do powerful things. Mama Neaera nursed me and raised me by her  side. She was one of the more powerful oracles in the temple, able to  divine by playing a special lyre made from ancient wood from the  mountains where the goddess Rhu was born. Th...

Monster March: Kalmin

female reader x male monster

For the last few years, you’ve  been a servant under King Kalmin. You work as one of his dancers,  entertaining his guests, and putting on shows for them. Sometimes, you  and the other dancers are called upon to dance solely for King Kalmin.

It is during these special performances that you have been able to  look at him and gaze upon his beauty up close. He is one of the last  remaining immortal nagas, and it is rumored he is...

Nadione the Gemling: Part Two (special preview)

The following day I was working on Nadione’s box. I had taken off most of my clothes, as it was getting hot and exhaustive, brushing and scrubbing between each stone, rinsing, polishing, washing everything inside was exhaustive.

Nadione sat nearby, watching me as I cleaned what was essentially her home. She looked tense, but she wasn’t saying anything.

I stepped out at one point, wiping my brow and sighing heavily. “You’ve done some good work in there. Very nice layering. ...

Nadione the Gemling: Part One (rough draft)

From our position I can see the caravan filing away from the mine. The box we’re after is in the very middle. The iron chamber is so heavy it requires special wheels to hold it and only oxen are able to pull it.

“This Gemling has quite a few guards,” my companion Arcus murmured.

I lowered my spyglass. “Not really. Just seems that way. They are crowding around the box pretty heavily. That’s new.” The trail around the box seems long, but only because they’re carrying s...

Taehyung the Incubus: Part Three (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster x Male Monster

“I needed you so bad,” Taehyung whined.

“That’s it, take it like a good girl. I know you wanted this too,” Dal growled. “You wanted to show Haneul just who had what he wanted.”

“Dal, don’t you think you’re being a bit much? '' You panted.

“Darling-” Taehyung voice came out strained but erotic. “Is that true?”

You went to look back at Taehyung, but from the crack in the doorway you saw golden ...

Monster March: Todesengel the Plague Doctor

Male monster x female reader

The sickness is spreading, and it  has become like a fog that reaches everyone. It seeps through cracks and  open windows, it billows in without a sound, but once you see it, it is  already too late.

I have worked my hardest on helping  people, using everything I have ever known to try and find a cure. But  at this point, all I am good for is numbing the pain, or helping them  into a sleep they will never awake from.

Monster March: A Ghost Story

You’ve gone to live with your great-uncle Beauregard while you  were attending school. He’s a reclusive man, but his generosity has paid  for your tuition. As such, you’re going to live him, not just for the  room and board, but because he’s elderly and needs help around the home.  Ages ago, back when he was a young man, he had married one of the most  brilliant opera stars to grace the stage. She died in a tragic fire one  month into their marriage. Beau...

April 2023 Mail Outs: Open Water

I’m doing a little extra this month since I won’t be doing one in May. But this is all your gain.

This month is about water. And what’s water? Wet. Anyways. This month everyone is getting a coaster and two stickers (designed by Belle the Witch) and my $20 and up patrons will receive an art print (by MaxSpite) and a special message from me, thanking you for your support.

I may be taking a mail out break in May for my recovery and long over due break, but I am hoping what I ...

Monster March: The Unseelie King

There was a strange taste in the air. As you looked around yourself  it was as if everything around you had suddenly changed. It all looked  the same, but there was an eerie air about that told you that you were  no longer standing on the same earth that you were before. You can’t  understand it, so you keep moving forward. You grip the basket in your  hand and you pull your cloak around you tighter.

Behind you, on the trail, you hear a noise. You hear the &nb...

Monster March: Mary the Weresheep

Female Main Character x Female Monster

Sheep have been going  missing all over this land. Considering that most of my village makes  their money off of livestock, it’s a very big deal. Even if it wasn’t,  missing sheep is usually a sign of something lurking in the woods. For  years now, my family has been to blame for this. The stress of it killed  my mother, and my father is barely hanging on. I’ve been taking care of  things as much as possible, but...

Monster March: Cullan the Satyr

Female Reader x Male Monster

You’re sitting at your desk, showing off your engagement ring to your  coworkers who have surrounded you. You hold your hand out, and they  grab at it. You feel like road kill, and they are the vultures.

“Everyone is getting married these days,” one of your coworkers sigh.

“First Ellis, then Dan, now even Cynric is getting married!”

You clutch your hand to your chest and look at the engagement ring  again. You smile...

Monster March: Sin the Tentacle Plant

Female Reader x Nonbinary Monster

You often take a quick  shortcut to get to the back of the theatre, between fences and down a  small alleyway. It saves you time, and you don’t have to fumble through  your keys looking for the right one to get through the side gate.  Sometimes you see interesting things, especially since you started  leaving the theater late.

Ever since recasting the lead in  response to a stream of displeased social media posts, t...

Monster March: Claudio the Minotaur

Female Reader x Male Monster

The village you’ve grown up in is ‘protected’ by a tribe of  minotaurs. They offer the kind of protection that is based on fear and  submission. They’ve ruled over your village for years, using their  tactics to get the things they want. This includes food, money, and when  they call for it, women.

The minotaur use the women to breed,  and when they’re done with them and get the sons they want the women,  and oft...

Nadione the Gemling: Part One (special preview)

From our position I can see the caravan filing away from the mine. The box we’re after is in the very middle. The iron chamber is so heavy it requires special wheels to hold it and only oxen are able to pull it.

“This Gemling has quite a few guards,” my companion Arcus murmured.

I lowered my spyglass. “Not really. Just seems that way. They are crowding around the box pretty heavily. That’s new.” The trail around the box seems long, but only because they’re carrying s...

Rocco the Guard: Part Two (rough draft)

I had my new schedule all planned out so that Rocco and his guards couldn’t trace me so easily. It took some effort and time, but luckily, thanks to Kali and her friends, we didn’t starve or anything. But I was bored, and for me, that was almost torture. With my new schedule and plan in mind I went back into the market. After being cooped up in the house for so long, I was excited to stretch my legs a bit.

I stopped at a booth outside where a woman had set up a blanket with handmade...

Taehyung the Incubus: Part Two (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster x Male Monster

Part One 

Mornings were your least favorite time of the day. You enjoyed getting to sleep in a bit, taking it slow and relaxing a bit before your day really began. Taehyung was the opposite. He was the poster child for ‘rise and shine’. He was chipper and excited from the moment he opened his eyes. Raring to go. Speeding to start. You ...

Monster March: Haytham the Phoenix

Female Reader x Male Monster

When I was young, something  amazing happened. My mother and I boarded a train that was full of  ghosts, a train that led us to my father. I barely remember it. I can  only recall stories and faint flashes of things like gold coins, or a  small dog. My mother remembers it fully, but I wish I could too. I want  to remember all those fantastic and amazing things. I want to live  through such things again.

As I grew up, I wor...

Monster Sale

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Monster March: The Centaur Lovers

Female centaur x Male centaur

I’m always picked on for one reason or another. In a herd of centaur,  I am a pony. I am the smallest member of the herd, not to mention my  vitiligo. Patches of white started growing on my brown skin when I was  young, not they’ve covered my entire torso and even down my front legs.  Luckily, it’s just my size that they pick on, but even still I sometimes  wish they would tease me for something else. I wish they would call me...

Monster March: The Black Cat & The Owl

Female Reader x Female Monster

When I fell in love, I thought  it would be forever. I thought she would be mine to hold and protect and  never let go. It was so very long ago, yet it still feels as if I only  turned around, I would be with her again. I understand why she had to  leave, but it does nothing to soothe the pain I felt. Even now, the  scars remain, haunting me with stirrings of misery when the memory  returns. I was her first, and she was new an...

Monster March: Plur the Slime

Female Reader x Male Monster

He’s pouting again. He says he’s not but he one hundred percent  totally is. As soon as you woke up that morning he had been all over  you. One of his constant moods. You should be used to it. His affection  and his pouting, but he still has a way of affecting you and making you  melt. Well, technically he’s the one who melts, but that isn’t the  point.

Ever since you got Plur, you’re not sure who has who under  ...

Monster March: Axel the Prometheus

female reader x male monster.

Next door to you is an extremely  old house. It had stood at the corner for as long as there had been  corners it felt like. The old man who lived there took a walk every day  at the exact same time, and you’d often join him. His name was Victor,  and he was very friendly, and you enjoyed listening to his stories about  how he used to work for several government research facilities.

“All hush hush of course,” Victor woul...

Monster March: Amadou the Gargoyle

Female Reader x Male Monster

Many years ago, the building you  work in was renovated by an eccentric man who liked to collect  supposedly ‘cursed’ items. He had the building’s exterior made up to  mimic old cathedrals, so there was lots of stonework involved. The  building was a stark, dark grey thumb sticking out among the rows of  glass and brick on either side. Part of his collection was also mounted  on the building facade - a wide array of gargoy...

Update for Commissioners

If you have commissioned me and haven’t received an invoice yet, please let me know! Or if you haven’t heard from me in a bit, please yell at me anyways so I know my schedule isn’t missing pieces. Thank you!