🚜 Another Day, Another Tractor 🚜
Me: *Moves to the middle of a field*
Farmers: *Understandably harvesting their crops*
Me: COULD YOU PLEASE NOT I'M TRYING TO RECORD MY PORN!!!
2022-08-14 18:51:31 +0000 UTC View Post
TeacupAudio posts
❤️ Do We Need Our Own Website? ❤️ [Squarespace]
They can’t get rid of us if it‘s our own website.
I’m thinking it’d be a great place to upload all the free content and even advertise the Patreon stuff, along with Reddit and Pornhub.
Thoughts would be lovely.
Thank you so much ❤️
2022-08-14 16:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Characters Vs Actor ❤️
My characters: Stunning, caring, flawed but adorable.
Me: I have IBS and intimacy issues.
Remember guys, I'm not trying to seduce you, I'm just trying to provide financial stability to bunch of broken 20 year olds and my dogs.
2022-08-13 19:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostHave a Wonderful Weekend 💛
Wishing all my fellow wholesome degenerates a wonderful weekend.
Take your meds, sleep as much as you need to, and do whatever it is that brings you some joy.
2022-08-12 18:43:44 +0000 UTC View Post✨ ✋ Spank Me ✋ ✨ [F4M] [Sub Girlfriend Wants to be Adventurous] [Teasing You to Spank Me] [Come On, Big Boy] [Bending Over on the Couch for You] [Wiggling My Ass at You] [Gentle to Firm Spanking] [Fingering My Pussy] [Using a Wooden Paddle] [Hard, Satisfying Slaps] [Mewling & Moaning] [Coming Hard] [Calling You Sir] [Wholesome Sadism]
“You wicked, wicked man.”
Putting the wholesome into degeneracy
“You made me sore... I like it.”
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FREE TO ALL BECAUSE MY MAMA JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL ❤️
*Slaps girlfriend’s ass*
This bad boy is durable, squish-able, and down right slap-able!
Smashing commission f...
2022-08-11 16:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ You Will Survive This ❤️
"You'll be amazed at what you can survive. If right now is awful, know you're tough enough to take it. Keep going. This is just now and now is not forever."
2022-08-11 12:45:25 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ 😌 Now What?! 😌 ❤️ [F4M] [Girlfriend Needs Help Taking Off Her Sports Bra] [You Try to Help, But Get Twisted in It] [Laughing to Kissing] [Sensual Make-Out Session] [Being Silly with the Boobs] [Wholesome Cuddling] [True Intimacy]
“How did we make it worse?!”
Where there's a will to do good
There's a way to fuck it up
“Excuse me, are you finding a way to make this sexual?”
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Second Tea’s Choice Winner of August
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-08-10 15:18:58 +0000 UTC View Post🤭 ❤️ Sneak Attack ❤️🤭 [F4M] [Girlfriend Catches You Sleeping] [Takes Cute Pictures of You] [You Wake Up] [NO! DON’T DELETE IT] [Wrestling for It] [I’ll Send You More Nudies] [Cuddles]
“I’LL DIE WITHOUT IT!”
Sneakers, Keepers!
“YES I WILL. YOU DON’T KNOW MY NEEDS!”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-08-09 13:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post❤️💅🏻 All Offence ❤️💅🏻
All offence, stop being mean to yourself and start appreciating all there is to appreciate about being you.
There’s a lot, motherfucker.
Get a pen and paper and right that shit down.
Manifest it, work towards it, be a fucking good friend to yourself.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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Please look out for more aggressively positive affirmations
2022-08-08 21:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post😌 My Work Here is Done 😌
Before entering the tea-verse: Let me look that pussy.
Now in the tea-verse: Ma'am, may I respectfully take care of that pussy you have?
Meme by RZS Dran B.
2022-08-05 13:53:39 +0000 UTC View Post😮 Why Are You Booing Me?! I'm Right 😮
The paradox of the sports bra:
Best bra to wear.
Worst bra to put on/take off.
2022-08-04 20:45:56 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ 😌 🥪 Party of Three 🥪 😌 ❤️ [FF4M] [College Friends Give You Pheromone Cologne] [Holy Shit! It Works] [Threesome] [Dom & Sub Lovers] [Tag Teaming You] [Breast Feeding & Blowjobs] [Taking Turns Fucking Us] [Sensory Overload] [Get Lost in Our Moans] [Final Climax - You Fuck Sub Whilst Dom Humps You From Behind] [Tits Slapping Against Your Back] [We Make a Sandwich Outta You]
“Care to help some girls out?”
It's just a prank, bro.
Now suck on these titties.
“Isn’t it every guy's fantasy to have two pussies at his disposal?”
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No Copyright Music:
BLAEKER - 4Ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X12UrY3urHI
💛 Sorry I Suck Sometimes 💛 [New Stuff Tomorrow]
Apologies that there hasn’t been as many audios lately. Stuff has been hard, but that’s true for everyone.
New stuff tomorrow. Thank to everyone who listens, supports, commissions. You enable me to have regular haircuts and happy doggos.
Appreciate you very much.
P.S. This is why I don't take payment until I've finished commissions. Serious cases of "you suck at this" take over :)
2022-08-03 18:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ 🍵 Tea’s Recommendations 🍵 ❤️ [August 2022] [Things I Like That You Might Like Too]
Yo, Teacups!
If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.
P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️
✨Series:✨
M...
2022-08-03 13:33:05 +0000 UTC View Post🖤👅 Pinch Me 👅 🖤 [F4M] [Goth Girlfriend Pierced Her Nipples for You] [One’s a Stud, the Other’s a Bell] [It’s Your Present] [Come Play with It] [Nipple Licking, Kissing, Sucking] [Bed Creaking] [Nip Flicking] [Tinkling My Bell] [Clit Rubbing] [Fucking My Pussy Whilst I Suck On My Tits] [Husky & Liberating]
“I’m guessing by the slack jaw, you approve?”
Get a load of me, baby.
“Who knew some metal would make you so happy.”
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Did I lie?
diD I LiE?!
DID. I. FUCKING. LIE?!
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-08-02 18:58:26 +0000 UTC View Post❤️🚗 Thanks for the Ride 🚗 ❤️ [F4M] [Girlfriend] [Picking Me Up After Work] [Talking About Our Days on the Way Home] [Soft Flirting] [Very Wholesome & Snuggly] [Rain Exterior, Car Movement Interior] [Playing Music & Talking About Nothing]
"Have I mentioned that you're the best person in the world?"
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First Winner of August :)
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Copyright Free Music:
Sleepy + Hungry - baegel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_y2DQrC0oM
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-08-02 15:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Do You ❤️
"There's a lot of unqualified people ready to tell you how to live your life. You don't need a podcaster to tell you how to be a man or woman. You need to laugh at memes and do whatever the hell works for you."
2022-08-01 15:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post✨Be Tea's Choice For August✨ [Win Your Personalised Audio] [Two Chances to be the Winner]
► Please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice! ►
Guidelines for the submitted concepts:
- Please expect the concept to be between 10 - 20 minutes (though it could be longer).
- Only concepts are to be submitted, not full scripts.
- I retain all rights to publish the finished audio on Patreon, YouTube, etc.
- I am within all...
2022-08-01 12:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post😭 How Dare You Give My Degeneracy Purpose?! 😭
"I literally just moan into a mic and these motherfuckers have the audacity to make me feel purposeful and shit."
Wholesome exit survey that gave me purposeful energy:
Currently trying to get things paid off and finally move out of my dad's house, so I'm real tight on money right now, but hopefully once I've managed to get my life together and maybe figured out what I want to do with my life, I can support you more in a more consistent manner, because I honestly don't know that I ...
2022-07-31 15:54:25 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ I've Done Something ❤️
"I'm sorry. I really am sorry. But I've made a NSFW goth girlfriend audio. And one day, I will release it."
2022-07-30 14:39:22 +0000 UTC View Post❤️🥺 Dirty Wholesome Girl 🥺❤️ [F4M] [Wholesome Girlfriend Wants to be Dirty] [Don’t Laugh at Me] [I’ll Punish You] [Sitting on Top of You] [Tongue Kissing] [Humping You on a Squeaky Chair] [Fucking Me Over the Couch] [Rewarding You with Surprise Blowjob] [Good Girl Goes Wild]
“You’re not even taking me seriously now, you must be punished.”
Get ready for a whole load of adorable filth.
“You meanie… I’m gonna hump you.”
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Have a wonderful weekend :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-29 17:32:04 +0000 UTC View Post☕️ Daily Convos at Teacup Headquarters ☕️
Mom: What’s wrong, honey?
Me: I’ve got a headache and now I gotta go in the box and moan.
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P.S. New audio coming tomorrow. Thank you for your patience and interest in my questionable content ❤️
2022-07-28 21:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post❤️🧋 Tipsy Tits 🧋❤️ [F4M] [Slime Girlfriend] [First Time Getting Drunk] [Incredibly Horny & Waiting for You] [Baby, Let’s Play] [Dirty Talk] [Jumping You] [Suck on My Titties] [Baby, You’re Getting Drunk Too] [Suck More] [Sloppy Kisses] [Getting on All Fours for You] [Doggy Style on the Floor] [Wild & Sensual]
“Are you getting drunk off my titties?”
This is what we call
A win-win scenario
“Careful. You don’t wanna have a hangover.”
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I got inspiration again. I’m so sorry :D
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-27 19:28:06 +0000 UTC View PostI Gotta Question 🙋♀️
How do you fuckers sleep knowing you’ve made my life infinitely better?
The audacity of internet strangers.
STAGGERING!
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Please watch out for more aggressively positive affirmations.
2022-07-26 19:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ 😏 What’s Your Fantasy? 😏 ❤️ [F4M] [Teasing Girlfriend] [Playful & Sensual] [Rolling Around in Bed] [Tell Me Your Biggest Fantasy] [I’ll Tell You Mine] [Kisses GALORE] [Wholesome Sexy Fluff]
“So what exactly do these fantasies entail?”
Now, do tell.
“Cause seeing you get excited is exciting.”
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First Winner of this month’s Tea’s Choice
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Today has been shitty, I hope this wholesome degeneracy hits the spot :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-26 17:34:42 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Please Listen to Me ❤️
"The subject of abuse needs a lot more listening, empathy and education, and a lot less judgement and plain ignorance.
The psychology of abuse is complicated. People don't leave their abusers for a long time (if ever) because they are conditioned to stay. The abuser trains them to believe that they don't have an out. You cannot be treated that poorly and still think like a regular, free person."
God, I know I'm a broken record. I know, but it's important. I've been estranged from ...
2022-07-25 19:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Girl Checked Herself ❤️ [THANK YOU FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING]
Me: *Seeing my Patreon declining and doubting my skills as a VA*
Also me: We're in a global recession, there's a war on, and the cost of living has never been higher! Check yourself and be grateful for everything!
Me Again: Understandable, have a good day :)
I cannot put into words how much better my life is because of this job. And I only have this job because of hard-working mother fuckers like you.
Thank you, seriously. Just thank you for providing me a...
2022-07-24 17:43:32 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Let Me Protect You Now ❤️ [F4M] [SCI-FI] [You’re a Cop with a Troubled Past] [New Girlfriend Comforts You] [Vulnerability to Tender Sex] [Whispering I Love You]
“I'm here.”
“I love you. I love you. I love you.”
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Sci-fi commission for a sensational commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-23 18:20:59 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ 🥰 Of Course We Can Stop 🥰 ❤️ [F4A] [New Girlfriend] [Making Out Gets Hot & Heavy] [Listener Wants to Stop] [Girlfriend Understands, Of Course] [Reassuring You That It’s Fine to Take Things Slow] [Resting Your Head in My Lap]
“Will you lay your head in my lap?”
Please.
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Wholesome commission for a wholesome commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-23 14:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post❤️ Even When It's Time to Go, Thank You So Much ❤️
"These exit surveys make such a difference. Thank you so much for taking the time to reassure insecure content creators. Your support is amazing."
2022-07-22 13:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post