“I think somebody likes being praised.”
Show don't tell? Girl, please.
Do BOTH well and with feeling :)
“Oh, that's just my pussy praising you.”
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2021-11-24 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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It's okay to half-ass things. I see you surviving and I know that's all you can give right now. It's enough.
2021-11-24 16:09:12 +0000 UTC
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“No, you don’t understand!”
Give me the sweatshirt and nobody gets hurt.
“I don’t want ANY big, baggy sweatshirt, I want YOUR big, baggy sweatshirt.”
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No shirts were stolen or harmed in the making of this audio :)
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2021-11-23 17:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Teacups -
It's time to do some commissions.
Full details, how to submit your concepts, prices, all that stuff will be coming very, very soon.
Just wanted to give you a heads up :)
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-11-22 23:47:46 +0000 UTC
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“I think it would be more than okay for you to climb on top of me.”
They don't call em happy accidents for nothing.
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Technically this could be an erotic audio, but it felt very wholesome and PG13 and there's no direct genital to genital contact, so happy sensual vibes for all :)
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2021-11-22 18:00:28 +0000 UTC
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“You are not Uber Eats!”
Less questions, more vulnerability and trust.
“Honey, what’re you doing here?”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-11-22 12:28:46 +0000 UTC
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"Yes, you absolutely can cut people out of your life. Nobody, not a parent, not a partner, nobody has the right to be in your life. Nobody is entitled to have you. If someone is not good for you, you have the right to disengage and move forward without them.
And to anybody who'd counter "yeah, not nice when you're the one getting left" that is absolutely true. But free will is free will and we can't make people stay if they don't want to. Feel hurt, process it and move on. If you have t...
2021-11-21 17:15:56 +0000 UTC
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I’m very happy to report that we have not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR erotic audios coming out this week!
We got stuff for the ladies and the gents and I am very excited to share the wholesome and unwholesome degeneracy alike.
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-11-21 13:57:44 +0000 UTC
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Yo, Teacups! Sometimes I feel like I stay caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.
P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️
TV Shows/Movies:
- It’s a Sin. Oh lord! Boys, grab those tissues, we’re gonna need ‘em. If you like falling in love with lo...
2021-11-19 13:13:39 +0000 UTC
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"Call me crazy, call me utterly bananas, but I do believe I just thought myself into being sad... Anybody else do this? I'm pretty sure this isn't an anomaly. If so, it's gonna be okay, dudes. We thought ourselves into this, we can think ourselves out of it. Slowly, but surely."
2021-11-18 22:17:12 +0000 UTC
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"I don't accept that romance is more valuable than friendship. I never will. The phrase "just friends" is insulting. Friendships can be as deep and complicated and meaningful as any romantic relationship. We need to value and love our friends."
2021-11-18 19:39:43 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
As a way to make up for being sick and also as a fun thing to do, I'd like to do at least THREE EROTIC AUDIOS NEXT WEEK (on top of the SFW content) in keeping with the theme of Non-Stop November!
I know - the shame, the audacity, the downright degeneracy! But that's what we're here for!
So, if you'd like to leave me your most outlandish, crazy, titillating concepts, I'll happily read and hopefully deliver.
T...
2021-11-17 21:37:41 +0000 UTC
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"Do you want to learn? Do you want to have better sex? Do you want your girlfriends to have better sex?!"
We can continue to perpetuate sex myths
Or we can have better sex.
It's our choice.
"Then you are not fools, you are MEN!"
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► No Copyright Music:
Party Ambience Sound -- People Sound Effects -- No Copyrigh...
2021-11-17 17:16:50 +0000 UTC
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“Not even the cold weather can cool your licentiousness.”
Tits are like evergreen, they never go out of season.
And neither does burying your face in them.
“I do believe your appreciation for my tits just spans the seasons.”
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2021-11-17 17:15:03 +0000 UTC
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1. What is the appeal / What do you look for in content around the futa trope?
2. Is there a way to make it sweet and loving? Or is that not the point?
3. Some people feel it trivialises trans people? What are your thoughts?
Your thoughts would be greatly appreciated. Futa content has been highly requested, but it's not something I'm very familiar with. If I'm going to do something, I want to do it in an informed...
2021-11-17 15:47:59 +0000 UTC
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"For what it's worth, I really want you to be okay. Strangers can wish that for each other and I sincerely wish that for you."
2021-11-16 20:54:39 +0000 UTC
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I want to do something special for our Super Cups as they do so much good and demand so little in return. So, I've decided that we're now going to do a monthly care package competition.
Every month I'll send out a care package (cookies, candles, teas, things that might help you relax and rest) to one lucky Super Cup.
Unfortunately, Patreon doesn't allow creators to simply send out gifts through raffles. Apparently, it's to do with avoi...
2021-11-16 13:57:01 +0000 UTC
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✨Vote today. Audios out this week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-11-15 20:42:54 +0000 UTC
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“But I’m sick… take pity on me.”
Beta's love their women on good days
Sigma's love their women every day :)
“All I need is a little bit of licking and I’ll be all better.”
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Free to ALL because sometimes free p*rn is what you need :)
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2021-11-15 17:19:45 +0000 UTC
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“You don’t have to marry her, you know.”
Real love makes you feel free, not trapped.
“The timing is shitty, but the marriage might be even worse.”
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Hope you enjoyed this one, Teacups. It was really fun to do a "don't marry them" audio where there are absolutely no conditions placed upon the listener, especially because this one concerns toxicity and unhealthy relationships.
We all d...
2021-11-15 17:16:23 +0000 UTC
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"I'm trying to seduce you and you're making fun of me..."
Bask in my sexual prowess, damn it!
"Well, I don't wanna be adorable, I wanna be sexy."
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Sometimes, it's the hard-on in the heart that means the most :)
Teacups -
It's really nice to be back. Thank you for all the patience you've shown me over the last week. I'm still congested ...
2021-11-15 17:15:03 +0000 UTC
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"Nobody is happy all the time. Most people, even those of us who have fundamentally good lives, still get overwhelmed, anxious, sad, etc, daily. You are not a failure because life is hard. You're not alone in this. We all feel it and we all struggle. It's gonna be okay."
2021-11-14 16:49:55 +0000 UTC
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I apologise for spamming you with so many written posts this week, Teacups.
I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry I've been indisposed. Today is the first day I've actually gotten proper sleep and a sense of respite. Whatever's going round is thoroughly unpleasant.
Please know I appreciate your patience so much. I am so incredibly lucky to have this job. Like, it's actually ridiculous that I get to do such a fun, creative thing with such chilled out, nice people. I am...
2021-11-12 12:04:20 +0000 UTC
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"Ey yo, your tits & attitude are magnificent."
2021-11-11 22:23:34 +0000 UTC
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I was recently asked if I think the audios create an unrealistic expectation for real relationships. I think this is a really interesting and worthwhile thing to examine. Here are my thoughts:
Whilst some audios are obviously more outlandish and even ridiculous (looking at you Milky Cow Girl Monster), for the most part, I don't believe the audios create an unrealistic expectation for relationships. On the whole, I think the audios are very reminiscent of what good relationships should b...
2021-11-11 13:53:59 +0000 UTC
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
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"So, who is she?"
Smart as a whip, THICC AF, and your mama's best friend!
"Well, basically, you're doomed, aren't you?"
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2021-11-10 19:01:01 +0000 UTC
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"Random dudes who send me sexual messages, no sir, I am not secretly turned on while voicing p*rn. If you'd like to know, it's far more likely that I need a nap or bowel movement after recording. But thank you for your message. I am slightly uncomfortable, but mostly just amused.
I'm taking this as a positive because hopefully that means I do a decent job with the p*rn, but I really do make it very clear that my work is a product, not a horny lady soliciting sexual attention. If...
2021-11-09 17:11:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
I’m truly sorry, but I really am not very well this week. I’m not able to talk or sleep very much, but I will be uploading some short story girlfriend role-plays to tide you over.
I’m so sorry for the inconvenience, but I do hope you’ll enjoy the little shorts I come up with.
Please look after yourselves.
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-11-08 21:19:13 +0000 UTC
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
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“I had emotionally unavailable parents… this is a dream.”
Need me like I need you
“I am touch starved and needy, and all I wanna do is have my special person.”
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2021-11-08 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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"99.9% of the people who support me are wonderful, respectful dudes who know I'm just a woman who moans into a mic. As for that 0.01% who feel entitled to both demand and demean women who provide NSFW content, please just leave. Your patronage is neither wanted nor needed.
You are the equivalent of the dude who makes fun of people who work at MacDonalds, but then rocks up at 2AM for a Big Mac. You are entitled, ignorant, and just plain incorrect. All jobs are worthwhile jobs and all emp...
2021-11-08 18:32:58 +0000 UTC
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