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We Have Fanart! [CoC]

LOOK AT GRUMPY GABBY AND LITTLE DITZY GINNY. GRISELDA LOOKS SO PLEASED WITH HERSELF.

THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO DIE.

These were done by Grype/T.Maximar over on DeviantArt/Twitter respectively and I absolutely love them. If you're on either of those platforms, I'm sure they would appreciate a follow, a retweet, or whatever you darn kids are saying nowadays.

[Grype on DeviantArt] 

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Coven of Calahree v0.9.0.0

** edit: Chapter 3's Abandoned House map is incomplete. Attached to this post is the correct version of the file. If you go to the data folder and copy/paste it there, it should make it so that Malary will talk to you.

Sorry about that!


**edit2: Epilogue Patch time - this map is Map 138. Follow the same steps as the one above. Sorry to keep having y'all do the hard work!


OKAY.

I'm pretty sure that this game is trying to kill me.

This update ...

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Holly's Folly (3/4)

Holly and her sister Skylar have been getting picked on by their mama since they were kids. Holly less so, because she's... well, she's Holly. Big chested, pretty faced, not-quite-bright but certainly more palatable in the eyes of her mother than big dumpy "smartass" Skylar.

One day, Holly decides that she can help her sister in the way that nobody else can - by taking some of the heat off of her until she can graduate. And the best way to do that is to put on some weight.

Yeah,...

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CoC Update!

Sorry about this one running a little longer than normal. I had to devote a little more time than I thought I would to finish up my last commission slate.

The next update should be out either Monday or Tuesday.

Thank you all again!

**Edit: DID I SAY MONDAY OR TUESDAY? I FOR SURE MEANT WEDNESDAY. Yup. Definitely didn't get distracted yesterday. Nope, I'm very good at time management!

Hahaaaaaa...

I'm so sorry I'm like this, everyone 

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Stardew Fatty: A Day in the Life of Emily

By Yoba, Emily has helped make a lot of these people fat.

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Grobowski was a Good Cop

Look, in the business, we don't talk too much to pigs. Ad that's what Roz Grobowski is at the heart of the matter - a pig.

A new cop in Daven's Port comes to town looking to bust heads and take names. But the more that we can do to keep her preoccupied, the more accustomed to that desk job she'll get, see? 

We just didn't figure these Yeng creeps joining the party and tryin' to muscle us out of our territory...

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Dead... By Daylight. Fed By Daylight? Wide by Daylight.

It's April, and you know what that means!

That's right - it's time to start planning for Halloween!

Last year I did a whole month of spooky stories... but not everyone was into that. So, as a compromise, I've decided to appeal to a videogame with one of the horniest fanbases I've ever seen.

And no, I'm not talking about Mass Effect. Y'all are already getting a Miranda Lawson story, calm down.

No, I'm of course talking about Dead by Daylight! The game series wh...

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New Commission Slate & Coven of Calahree News

Howdy kids! I know I just posted a big long long-form schedule, but this is so that y'all can get a better idea as to what's happening with my workload.

For the next two weeks, I'll only be working on smaller projects so that I have time to pump out Coven of Calahree - the epilogue is officially mapped, and a lot of it is scripted, I just have to finish up some dialogue and some last-minute scripts for the "single maps"

**EDIT: Not pictured here is the Dead by Daylight story I'll...

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Sneak Peek for the Rest of 2022!

A lot of these names are shorthand or being workshopped, so consider this to be a rough working table of what we can all expect for the rest of the year. Not posted here are wordcounts, but as of right now all but August, December, and the 2023 months have at least 20k words assigned to them.

The dates on these might change - official, finalized releases will still be announced one month in advance via my billboards or "what's next?" posts.

Just thought I'd give y'all a good look ...

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What's Next? [MAY]

~MAY UPDATE~
Starting May 2nd, and uploaded on a weekly basis, supporters will have access to...


Panem & the Time Machine - Parts 1-3/9 - [SSBBW/XXWG]

Panem has done the unthinkable - constructed a device that allows her to go to various points in time.  

And for lesser minds, this might be enough. But Panem? She's a big-picture kind of gal. 

An entrepreneur in the making, and with the biggest money-making i...

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From the Desk of a Dictator (7-8)

This is where things start to get a little depressing.

Hey, I promised that this would be a corruption story, didn't I?

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Mix and Match, Bonus Round! [Canned Laughter Edition]

In order to buy me some time with the 5k End of Game Special (because 5k is a lot of words to write!), I'm gonna be doing a bonus round to come out after Round 5!

I usually do these anyway - just after the EOG Specials. But since I'll be opening up commissions soon, I need to have a little bit of buffer.

But here's the thing.

This one is going to be totally separate from the ones that we've been doing so far? And why? Because this one is going to focus on old television sitc...

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Seconds from the Midnight Hour: Unperson

A ridiculously melodramatic name for a very silly story.

Think old school Twilight Zone, black and white television for this one, folks.

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Juniper & Cecelia's Mutual Gaining Journey

This one is something a little different than I usually do - it's entirely a spoken-word story, and reads more like a script.

Here's hoping that you like it!

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$7.50 Tier Reward [APRIL]

Sorry about running late on this one, kids!

Here's the first three chapters of Dr. Balala's Time Machine Tonnage!

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WRITE NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT [8pm EST]

After I patch that pesky door problem in Coven of Calahree, of course.

Write Nights are where I get drunk and write out 500 word prompts based on your ideas. New people and people who haven't had their ideas written out before get special treatment in the first round.

That's 8pm Eastern Standard Time - see you then!

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Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 4 [RESULTS]

This time I made sure to actually include the results page!

These stories are ones that don't star previously existing characters, but rather ones that exist because y'all voted to bring them to life! 

They might go on to appear in other stories though - I'm kind of partial to some of these gals...

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Mix & Match, Round 5 [VOTE]

The last round before the finale!

This round is Bobo Selects - some of my favorite characters with some prompts posted from the Discord channel! 

[VOTE]

I'll keep this poll open until late in April - make sure you get your votes in before then!

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Piper Black, by Ray-Norr

Piper Black is the ensemble dark horse from one of my long-running interactives over on Writing.com, Daven's Port. So much so that she even stars in her own spin-off interactive: Packing on the Pounds!

If you've read Put on the Red L...

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From the Desk of a Dictator (5 & 6)

A slow burner microchapter series with a big emphasis on character interactions and a slippery slope into tyranny.

Valeria was a freedom fighter, once upon a time. Intent on taking down the decadent tyrant that ran her country into the ground. The same regime that killed her father and salted his land. She wants to do better. She wants to make her country great.

But sometimes, in the pursuit of that greatness, you must make compromises. You must numb the part of you tha...

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Coven of Calahree, v0.8.2.6 - The Penultimatier Update

**Micropatch time!: I fixed that pesky bug keeping you from progressing in Chapter 6. Mega has been acting up today and doesn't want to accept my files, but since this change is so small, I figured that hosting it this way would be okay. 

Attached are Map117 and Map 121. Download them. Copy and paste them into the Coven of Calahree\data folder and overwrite the ones that are there.

I'll get a version up on MEGA when it decides to stop being a butt.

Hey kids - I know th...

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Holly's Folly, Part 2

Holly and her sister Skylar have been getting picked on by their mama since they were kids. Holly less so, because she's... well, she's Holly. 

Big chested, pretty faced, not-quite-bright but certainly more palatable in the eyes of her mother than big dumpy "smartass" Skylar.  One day, Holly decides that she can help her sister in the way that nobody else can - by taking some of the heat off of her until she can graduate. 

And the best way to do that is to put on so...

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Western Decadence [SCRAP]

Hey! So this was written a long long time ago with the intention of following up on it. But unfortunately, it's gotten away from me.

Trieu is one of those characters who is all business and no fun, u n t i l she rooms with a big fat American roommate.

The original intention was to have a story based more on the feeder rather than the feedee as her social circle slowly grows... (pfft) larger

If you enjoy it, maybe I'll come back to it! Who knows, I c...

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Sneak Peek Chapter has been Preselected

So normally, I like to give you guys time to vote on whatever chapter you'd like to view early.

this time I've chosen for you - both because my release schedule has changed so many times (and may change again) and also because I'm very excited about this story, and want someone to be able to read it sooner than May.

Next month, y'all will be the first people to read the first three parts of Dr. Bahba & the Time Machine a nine part story involving caus...

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What's Next? [APRIL]

Juniper & Cecelia's Mutual Gaining Journey - [BBWs/WG/Naga]

This one is something a little different than I'm used to writing! A first-hand account from two girlfriends explaining just how they got so flippin' fat!  

Juniper is a pushy feeder and Cecelia is a rebellious Naga gal with punk rock trimmings. As their relationship blossoms, Cecelia starts to put on some weight - not that either of them mind all that much! 

But if you want to hear th...

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Devil's Advocate [BBWs/WG/XWG/Corruption]

A perpetual, terminal klutz moves to a small town, where she predictably messes things up all over again. A cushy job as a mayor's assistant? Down the drain! A nice new car? Backed into the richest woman in town! Not being arrested? You can thank this small town's sheriff for that streak getting broken!

She's having the worst day in the world. But what if, just asking, someone could make all of that disappear? What if someone could turn those two conversational left feet into ...

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New Monthly Story, starting in July! [VOTE]

ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FUTURE?! 

I know I am. 

That's why I'm getting a jump on the monthly story after the Mix and Match game is over! This won't start until July(-ish) but that doesn't mean I can't plan ahead!

Vote for what you feel should be the new monthly 2k story!

A Certain Magical Calorie Counter
submitted by: Wingman23DA

Once again submitting my idea about a young witch who finds out that getting fatter increases magi...

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Ch-Ch-Changes [MAINTENANCE]

GLORY BE TO THE NEW TIER ICONS.

Jk. Unless...

Anyway, I'm making a few changes to how things are operated around here. Just some tweaks that will make my life a little easier and ones that won't affect most of you anyway.

The big change is how the $20 tier will work. Instead of prompting you each month for a 1k short story, I'm going to store up a "word bank" that you get 1000 words a month with. You can still cash it in every month, if you'd like! But this way there's a li...

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CoC Epilogue Sneak Peeks!

Inbetween working on commissions and the many many bug squashing sessions, I've been working on the epilogue maps! As you can see, putting Aemple back together after Calahree's brief reign has resulted in some changes - some characters have moved, other areas have opened up, and things have been shuffled around a bit.

This post will be updated periodically as I make more changes!

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Juniper & Cecelia's Mutual Gaining Journey [BBWs/XWG]

EDIT: Now with a slightly less obnoxious font color for Juniper!

Done in the style of something a little different than I usually do.

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