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Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 3 [RESULTS!]

Y'all know what it is.

Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 4 [VOTE!]

**corrected wrong link!**

It's that time again!

I just want to say that picking which ones to do was *really hard* this time. There were something like thirty options and they were all really good. Ultimately, I went with options that I felt could work best with each other. I might do a bonus round of some of my other favorites! I like this idea, and am happy to make it a regular feature in these Mix and Match games!

2022-02-28 18:35:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 4 [SURVEY!]

This time we're doing something a little weird. Well, weirder than normal.

Instead of using characters that already exist, we're going to create a new one! We're starting a new tradition (much like the Historic MILF Round) with the Create-A-Character round! Wherein we take very broad character suggestions (covered below) and general story prompts (also below) to make a short story out of them!

And I want you to tell me what kind of characters to do!

Coven of Calahree Patch Incoming!

Before the night's out, there's gonna be a big patch that fixes a lot of issues. Some of them major, like the missing maps issue, and some of them minor.

I've been working at this solo for so long that it's honestly kind of weird having bugtesters help me out. But I've got four people working with me on Discord to help smooth this update over. I know that this one's been a little hodgepodge, and I'm really genuinely sorry. I'm hard at work at fixing as many of these issues as possible.<...

Coven of Calahree, v0.8.2.5

***Bad Ends are currently bugging out because I purged leftover map data. Will fix soon!

***this patch fixes 50 issues - including missing maps in Chapters 2 and 3 that make the game unprogressive. Freya's House should be able to be delivered to and the map spasming out when teleported to view Malary's house has been fixed. We're slowly working our way "up" the ladder, so there may be more. We'll do our best to find them. 

***another new patch, anoth...

Brooklyn 99: Doughy Diaz

Don't get too excited - it's just a 1k shorty!

But at the same time... come on. Rosa Diaz, everybody.

From the Desk of a Dictator (3 & 4)

A slow burner microchapter series with a big emphasis on character interactions and a slippery slope into tyranny.

Valeria was a freedom fighter, once upon a time. Intent on taking down the decadent tyrant that ran her country into the ground. The same regime that killed her father and salted his land. She wants to do better. She wants to make her country great.

But sometimes, in the pursuit of that greatness, you must make compromises. You must numb the part of you tha...

The Penultimate Coven of Calahree Update

Is coming by Friday - maybe before, but (hopefully) not after.

As I'm typing this out, the final two chapters have been remapped and Chapter 6 has been rescripted. Neither have been bugtested.

So with that in mind, there are a few points that need to be brought up!

This isn't the final update! 

- there are still some things that need to be polished. Credits, a title card would be nice, as well as one last big glitch test ...

Twitter Profile

In case you don't have enough vitamin B in your life (that's um... that's B for "Bobo") and want faster updates than on DeviantArt (or maybe my updates from Patreon go straight to the spam folder) consider following me on Twitter for updates!

Bobo the Hobo (@BoboWrites) / Twitter

I'll be posting updates each week when I post new stories, updates for Coven of Calahree, and anything else that I think is pertinen...

New Monthly Story [PROMPT SUBMISSION]

Don't get too excited lol, I'm doing this several months in advance so that I can make sure that I have it all written by the time the Mix and Match game is over.

So normally, how this works is that I write the 2kers month to month! Sometimes it's obvious, sometimes it isn't! 

I'd like to capitalize on the fact that there's a LOT of time between now and when the next 2ker is due to figure out what you guys might want! 

Post your story prompts here (or on the $3 Clu...

Holly's Folly (1/4)

Holly and her sister Skylar have been getting picked on by their mama since they were kids. Holly less so, because she's... well, she's Holly. Big chested, pretty faced, not-quite-bright but certainly more palatable in the eyes of her mother than big dumpy "smartass" Skylar.

One day, Holly decides that she can help her sister in the way that nobody else can - by taking some of the heat off of her until she can graduate. And the best way to do that is to put on some weight.

Yeah,...

Coming Attractions [MARCH]

Harley Queen-Sized [BBW/XXWG] (4/4) -

Oh lord, Bobo's written a story about Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy - that's something that he's never done before.

BUT ALSO.

Follow Harley Quinn's descent into utter FUCKHUGERY as Ivy learns that she's attracted to the comfort weight that Harley puts on while under her tender love and (maybe just a little psychotic) care.

This story has one of the biggest gains that I've ever written, and it allows me to flex my 2022-02-15 16:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post

If I Offered... [SURVEY]

(Incoming wall of text, but there's a tl;dr at the bottom!)

So! For those of you who may or may not know, I write a lot. 

It is not an exaggeration to say that, after this commission slate is finished (we're down to 3 stories that are all long-runners of 10k words or more) I will be sitting on enough published works to carry me through to September. 

Obviously, this only encompasses the written parts of my Patreon and doesn't at all encompass my g...

$7.50 Sneak Peek Chapter! [MARCH]

Harley Queen Sized is officially over! But there are still plenty of goodies coming your way - and because y'all are part of the $7.50 tier, you get to look at 'em early

The first parts of some of these won't be posted until later this month, so feel free to hold off on your votes until the end of the month!

Devil's Advocate, 3&4

A perpetual, terminal klutz moves to a small town, where she predictably messes things up all over again. A cushy job as a mayor's assistant? Down the drain! A nice new car? Backed into the richest woman in town! Not being arrested? You can thank this small town's sheriff for that streak getting broken!

She's having the worst day in the world. But what if, just asking, someone could make all of that disappear? What if someone could turn those two conversational left feet into ...

Mix & Match, Lost Chapters

I write a lot. Sometimes, projects fall through.

This is what remains of an old Mix and Match game from a few years back - with 1000 word entries instead of 500.

There's only two rounds, so don't get too excited!

Consider it a little thank you for all your hard work being my patrons!

Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 3 [VOTE!]

GET READY FOR THE CUSTOMARY MILF ROUND.

Every time I do this, the third round (sometimes the fourth) is always dedicated to older ladies in need of some lovin'. However, this time time I've decided to include everyone's favorite big mama from Life of Haley, as a celebration of the release of Life of Tara. Because...

I mean, come on, we let Ms. Polluck in, and she's never had any kids. What do you think MILF stands for?!

Because a few of my pics are a little more esoteric thi...

Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 2

I should really know better than to have put Hannah Hammond in the poll lol. She had first place locked down in no time! But I think that there are enough twists and turns to keep you interested!

The characters and scenarios depicted here were largely taken from suggestions given to me by patrons! Do you want to get in on this good Mix and Match action? You should put your suggestions for characters and prompts [...

Harley Queen-Sized (4/4)

Follow Harley Quinn's descent into utter FUCKHUGERY as Ivy learns that she's attracted to the comfort weight that Harley puts on while under her tender love and (maybe just a little psychotic) care.

This story has one of the biggest gains that I've ever written, and it allows me to flex my

e x t e n s i v e

knowledge of the DCU.

Honestly, there's no downsides to this story.

2022-02-02 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

There's a Write Night Tonight!

8pm EST, have a chance to get a 500-word shortie on me! If you're a patron on Patreon or Ko-Fi, check out the $3 Club discord channel!

Write Nights are when I have a drink and take suggestions from people. Sometimes there are prompts, sometimes there aren't. But the important part is that newbies get preferential treatment (first round always goes to peeps who haven't had a chance to get a prompt done) and that it's hosted on my Discord Channel!

If you're not gonna be around at 8...

Coven of Calahree Update! [v0.8.1.2]

EDIT2: It'd be easier to list the things that this patch didn't fix lol. Lots of collision errors fixed, no more accidentally going to Bunny Bombshell's VIP room and getting sent back to Chapter 3 (if you need her in parts 4 and 5, she's in her family's house next to the church!) 

There are still a couple of bugs that will need to be ironed out, obviously. But the main object of these updates (especially 2 in a row) is to make sure that these chapters are playable. This is part of ...

[BCU Bests] Life of Tara

I've been writing for a long, long time.

There is a large chance that, if you're following this page, you haven't read everything that I've ever written - mostly because it's scattered across various websites, or it isn't easily compiled, or so on and so forth.

So, as a treat for my free members and my more game-oriented subscribers, I want to change that! At least once a month (until I run out) I'll be taking some of my favorite stories released to the public and re-releasing the...

Help! My A.I. Girlfriend Made Me Fat!

**SOMEHOW the last 2000 words got cut off at the end back when I uploaded this!

Enjoy the full story!

Peyton is kind of a useless piece of shit. How she landed a hottie like Suzie, nobody is quite sure. All she wants to do is lay around, masturbate, and play video games. It's no wonder that Suzie left her!

But before she left her, Suzie was working on something new and interesting. An A.I. virtual assistant that can manage a household? Sign Peyton up! What's a goo...

New Slot in the $20 Tier!

One of my patrons is smart, and bought his $20 membership a year in advance. I can't say that I blame him, considering that you get ALL KINDS of really cool stuff from me each month, including a monthly 1000 word commission.

He chose to use his all at once though, which means that I got off easy only writing 4,000 words a month when I initially planned out for writing 5,000!

If you want to get a short story each month, or you just want to...

What's Next? [FEBRUARY]

Harley Queen-Sized [BBW/XXWG] (3/4) -

Oh lord, Bobo's written a story about Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy - that's something that he's never done before.

BUT ALSO.

Follow Harley Quinn's descent into utter FUCKHUGERY as Ivy learns that she's attracted to the comfort weight that Harley puts on while under her tender love and (maybe just a little psychotic) care.

This story has one of the biggest gains that I've ever written, and it allows me to flex my...

Feeding Tube Sneak Peek

This is Tora's ultimate fate as of the end of Chapter 7 - but since that's not going to come around until next month, here's a sneak peek :)

I like to give y'all little snippets of the good stuff when I can!

Apologies for the Wait!

Coven of Calahree's v0.8.1.0 version is coming along slowly this month - Chapters 4 and 5 are giving me a little trouble. As I'm sure that you're all aware by now, Chapter 5 is basically spaghetti, and coiling it around my scripting fork is cumbersome.

Assuming nothing catastrophic happens, CoC v0.8.1.0 will be posted on Thursday.

EDIT: I got pulled away for a sudden project, and it took a chunk of my COC time that I had chucked out. The latest version will now be relea...

Devil's Advocate (1-2)

A perpetual, terminal klutz moves to a small town, where she predictably messes things up all over again. A cushy job as a mayor's assistant? Down the drain! A nice new car? Backed into the richest woman in town! Not being arrested? You can thank this small town's sheriff for that streak getting broken!

She's having the worst day in the world. But what if, just asking, someone could make all of that disappear? What if someone could turn those two conversational left feet into ...

A (Loose) Preview of the next Six Months or so...

I don't know how many of you know this, but I write a lot.

This is my project calendar - and I need to preface this by saying that most of these stories have already been written, outside of the eight outstanding commissions that I'm still working on. (which are on the calendar, just getting worked on right now)

I just like for everyone to know that I've got lots of stuff under my sleeve and big things in store for y'all in 2022. And when I'm done with this slate...

6 Super Short Write Night Stories!

These are the result of the write night that I posted a while back. They're super short, cracking in at just over 500 words a piece. But there are six of them, so that's plenty to read!