Stardew Fatty: Robin, Maru, and Penny
This one will be available next month with a probably more clever name - but here's hoping that you enjoy the thickening... plot.
2022-01-12 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Mix & Match, Game 7, Round 2 [VOTE!]
Getting in on this a little early!
The theme this round is "dark horse to dark horse" - I've picked characters that are popular from my standalone stories (the ones that are Patreon/Ko-Fi first) and set them against characters that are popular in my interactive stories (writing.com)
How this round will work is that there's no prompts! The story will be told from the interaction of the two characters based on their personalities. You never know what you're gonna get!
Well, I ...
2022-01-11 22:58:45 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of a Dictator (1-2)
A slow burner microchapter series with a big emphasis on character interactions and a slippery slope into tyranny.
Valeria was a freedom fighter, once upon a time. Intent on taking down the decadent tyrant that ran her country into the ground. The same regime that killed her father and salted his land. She wants to do better. She wants to make her country great.
But sometimes, in the pursuit of that greatness, you must make compromises. You must numb the part of you tha...
There's a Write Night afoot! [8pm EST]
After finishing up another commission, I'm gonna get drunk and write some nonsense.
Come check out the $3 Club Discord channel if you want in on this sweet, Drunk Bobo action.
Write Night starts at 8pm EST and newbies get preferrential treatment on the first round!
2022-01-09 15:54:42 +0000 UTC View PostMix & Match, Game 7, Round 2 [SURVEY]
In case you missed it, Round 1 was a success! I took a few of my favorite suggestions and came out with 2000 words of some really good stuff!
This next round (as is tradition) will be focusing on pairs - I'll whip up a poll before the month is out and we'll have Round 2 come February.
Want to see YOUR suggestions for this next round? I'm taking five slots of characters and five slots of prompts this time! Post your favorite twosomes from my stories here or 2022-01-08 15:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mix and Match, Game 7, Round 1 [RESULTS]
YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU'D HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH?!
YOU FOOLS. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS. I'VE TRICKED YOU.
These are the results from last month's poll! The first and second place winners were really neck and neck, so I had to wait until today. But I'm really happy with how this round came out!
The characters and scenarios depicted here were largely taken from suggestions given to me by patrons! Do you want to get in on this good Mix and Match action? You sho...
2022-01-07 23:43:57 +0000 UTC View PostNew Contest for Writers!
Hey kids, it's time for a contest - and this time, I figured that it'd probably help if I advertised it!
Want to get in on this? Join the $3 Club discord channel! We do fun stuff like this now and again and also write nights!
Anyone interested has until midnight on January 31st to get their entries in!
2022-01-06 14:45:48 +0000 UTC View PostCoven of Calahree v0.8.0.1
Okay, THIS ONE you can break.
As promised, here's the finished version of this "chunk" of chapters. 1-3, streamlined and edited and spruced up and made nice and shiny.
There are a few bugs that I'm still trying to work out, but I've got to move forward if I want to have time to do some other stuff. Things like name boxes not appearing (vexing.) or odd animations here and there are known of, and on the list, but are on B-level.
Also
NOW YOU CAN HAVE THE HUD I W...
2022-01-04 22:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostHarley Queen-Sized (3/4)
Here it is - Chapter 3! Sorry for the wait!
2022-01-04 15:52:07 +0000 UTC View PostNew Stories on January 4th!
Hi! I'm on vacation for the next two days and forgot to bring the backup drive for my stories!
This month's first installment of stories will be posted on the 4th this week. Sorry about that!
2022-01-01 21:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostCoven of Calahree v0.8.0.0 (...kinda)
So! Let me preface this by saying that I'm out of town for the New Year - I'm literally several many states away from my computer at home, with all of my pertinent data on it!
Why is that important you ask?
Because I didn't know the HUD Maker couldn't just be copied over! So I had to TURN IT OFF after all of the hard work that I've done on it! AND transferring it all over to my laptop so that I could make this post and do my double-checking really messed up some stuff - but I ...
2021-12-29 23:06:40 +0000 UTC View PostDC-themed Short Stories
"Are these canon to any of the other stories that you've told us?"
Is any of this canon?
2021-12-29 17:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostMix & Match, Game 7, Round 1 [VOTE!]
Yeah, yeah, it's a little early. But I'm gonna be gone on a trip for the first week of January, so I figured that I'd go ahead and post it now.
These are some of my favorite suggestions from what people have posted [here] on the survey! For those of you who don't know, you're more than welcome to keep posting there as long as you want about ideas, characters, and scenarios that could find their way into the n...
2021-12-28 02:25:47 +0000 UTC View PostMix & Match - Game 7 [SURVEY TIME!]
Hey everyone! Starting next year, we'll be doing a fresh round of Mix and Match stories - this means that you have the chance to put my characters in really weird situations that you decide!
However, I like to work with characters that you guys like the best! So that means I'm asking you which characters are your favorites, and I'm asking you for prompts that you think we should put them in!
For those of you that don't know how the game is played (I've g...
2021-12-23 01:18:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Next? [JANUARY]
~JANUARY UPDATE~
Starting January 2nd, and uploaded on a weekly basis, supporters will have access to...
Harley Queen-Sized [BBW/XXWG] (2/4) -
Oh lord, Bobo's written a story about Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy - that's something that he's never done before.
BUT ALSO.
Follow Harley Quinn's descent into utter FUCKHUGERY as Ivy learns that she's attracted to the comfort weight that Harley puts on while under her tender lov...
2021-12-22 22:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostFatPoint Paradox: Legends of Too-Wide-Now
Let's be honest.
This is totally something that would happen to the Legends.
2021-12-22 20:33:11 +0000 UTC View Post$3 Club [DISCORD PLUG]
Hey kids, I know that you see the Discord plug every time you look at my page (you better, anyway - it's pinned!) but I wanted to give you all a fresh link and a reminder that access to this Discord channel comes free with your membership at any tier!
You get access to write nights (held irregularly, but they're there!) and you have a fun place to talk with other people in the board. Get insight to my projects, and maybe help me out through writer's block!
I also hold contes...
2021-12-21 22:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostCoven of Calahree Update!
Howdy y'all! Just wanted to let you know that Coven of Calahree's streamlining is still under development, and that it's going - if going a bit slower than I would have liked.
Between my other projects, a commission slate, and this busy time of year, and getting a little sick for a while there, I've fallen a bit behind schedule. Don't worry, though! It's all still coming together.
By the end of this month, I'll have the first 3 chapters streamlined and ready for y'all to absolutel...
2021-12-21 03:48:30 +0000 UTC View PostYoung Justice: Consequences
What is it with me writing interquels about DC shows between seasons where they've already come out with material that takes place during that time?
I LEFT YOU PEOPLE BLUEPRINTS.
That you ignored. Because... I mean, obviously.
2021-12-15 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostYuletide Mix and Match! [POLL]
Hey there kids, it's time to vote on some holly jolly heaviness!
This time there's kind of a "twosomes" thing going on, starring characters from my stories that work best in pairs.
Our candidates are from a wide variety of stories, including Life of Haley, Hungry Holler, the Big Fat Meme story I did a while back, I Liked You Better Fat, and my newest interactive on Writing.com, 2021-12-10 18:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
HBO Harley: The Hornymoon Tour
The commissioner of this piece specifically requested a more emotional story with slighter gains than the sort that I deal with.
Here's hoping that it paid off!
Also, I'm pretty sure if you try REALLY hard, you can hear Frank narrating the first part for you.
2021-12-08 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post[SHAMELESS PLUG] Annual Subscription Holiday Sale!
Happy Holidays from mine to yours! In celebration of this joyous (?) time of year, I'm slashing prices on annual subscriptions to my Patreon!
From today until January 7th, you can get a whole year's worth of content for 15% off the going rate - every month (even at the lowest tier!) you get about 20,000 words a month! Plus you get to participate in polls that tell me what to write, not to mention the other perks that come in the higher tiers like game development and sneak peeks of sto...
The Last Mix & Match of 2021! [CASTING CALL!]
Hey kids - your exclusive 2k story this month is going to be one last round of mix and match, with four 500 word short stories!
For those of you who don't know what Mix and Matches are (I've gotten a few newbies lately!) it's a fun little game that I used to play on Writing.com where characters find themselves in scenarios picked (mostly) and voted on by you guys.
I'm going to leave this post here (plus one on the Discord channel) so that you guys can leave me cha...
2021-12-05 20:47:39 +0000 UTC View PostCoven of Calahree - Heads Up Display! [UPDATED]
Normally I'd just post something like this to the "Sneak Peeks" post and update it, but this is something that kind of deserves its own post.
This has been one of the most requested features (besides fixing Chapter 5 - I'm working on it, I swear!) that I add to the game. This will display characters' health, MP, name, and current level depending on who's in the party, and also list/track certain objectives that crop up over the course of the chapters.
The HP/MP bars are something ...
2021-12-04 18:08:46 +0000 UTC View PostCoven of Calahree 0.8 Sneak Peeks!
Part of improving this game was "trimming the fat" so to speak.
NO WAIT COME BACK, I MEANT FIGURATIVELY.
Aemple's maps have been given a redesign, so I included a working residential map (that's subject to change at any time when it comes to NPCs)
Hopefully this makes the game a little less confusing, and Griselda won't be such a chore to use during Chapter 3.
Also! New, more compact Tavern and a cave design that's a little more forgiving (the crystal isn't there...
2021-12-02 19:20:56 +0000 UTC View PostNext Month's Advance Chapter?
So, in January, you'll have 3 choices to pick from - whichever one y'all get to see before everyone else is up to you!
Both stories will have their first chapters posted in January, but since these would be pulling from February, they're next on the schedule. If you haven't read the latter two... it's because they haven't been posted yet!
Your options are!
Chapter 3 of Harley Queen-Sized
Chapter 2 of Devil's Advocate, a story about someone new coming into town an...
2021-12-02 19:10:52 +0000 UTC View PostHarley Queen-Sized (2/4)
This story has one of the biggest gains that I've ever written, and it allows me to flex my
e x t e n s i v e
knowledge of the DCU.
Honestly, there's no downsides to this story.
Coven of Calahree v0.7.1.2
**Edit 2: You can now progress through the cave into Calahree's temple - sorry about that! Also fixed a bug where the church in Chapter 6 sends you to Chapter 7, as well as a Double Gabby glitch
**Edit: Fixed a looping problem with the Garish Garuda, and made it so that you could enter the right castle in Pandemonium - sorry about that!
Alrighty kiddos, we're nearing the end of the race here.
This is it - the big battle with Calahree that everyone's been waiting for! Gabby...
2021-11-30 02:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's Next? [DECEMBER]
~DECEMBER UPDATE~
*since this is a themed month, this is me saything that I legally don't own any characters that belong to DC Comics*
Starting December 2nd, and uploaded on a weekly basis, supporters will have access to...
Harley Queen-Sized [BBW/XXWG] (1/4) -
Oh lord, Bobo's written a story about Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy - that's something that he's never done before.
BUT ALSO.
Follow Harley Quinn's descent into utter FUCK...