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Caleb, Cat, & Keeley (Mutual!)

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Maelunn and the Medallion

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Hungry Holler, pt. 2

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Coven of Calahree 5.1

IT'S FINALLY HERE!

To start things off, I want to apologize for falling so far behind on CoC. Last update was pushed back because of personal issues, and this one is very much the same. On top of the fact that I took on way too many commissions (but they're almost done now!)

In the future, I'm going to endeavor to get these out quicker. I feel like it's a dirty trick releasing these so close to the end of the month.

After I finish up this commission slate I should be able to...

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New (Public) Goal!

Hey kids, idk if y'all an see this, but I started a new goal for the Patreon!

If we can get to where I'm earning $1200 a month, I'll be making enough money where I can start to commission artists for Buttercombe Academy sprites!

You know, for the Buttercombe Academy GAME that's going into development after I finish with Coven of Calahree and Cicada Springs!

The orders will have to be put in early so that I'll be able to put them into the game, which is why I'm announcing thi...

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Mix and Match Bonus Round!

I've been feeling a little burnt lately, so I apologize if this one isn't exactly up to the usual snuff. On the upside, there are two new polls to decide what the next monthly reward story will be!

In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this month's fare :)


**With an added bonus, Guest Writer Pink-Lightning has blessed us with a fourth addition of Helen Schwartz...getting into a fight with another fatass on an airplane!

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Monthly Reward Story Poll!

Don't worry you nerds, Coven of Calahree and the Mix and Match are still on track to launch this month... just late this month lol.

I've gotten some cool suggestions from everyone and I've picked my favorites! Below are the synopses, and two polls. One for which story, and one for the length.


A Certain Magical Calorie Counter

A sorceress finds out that she gets more power the fatter she gets, but she can’t cheat and use magic to fatten up, so sh...

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New Monthly Story?

Alright, I think that this should give me enough time to work on something!

I'm looking for new monthly story suggestions! For those of you who don't know, these chapters are what you get for your patronage/support every month - these stay on Patreon and Ko-Fi, and are entirely exclusive to y'all!

Now what I want to know is... what should the next story be?

The last one was It's Not 1995 Anymore, and this month we did a Mix and Match Bonus round (that still hasn't been writt...

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Chapter 5.1 Sneak Peeks!

This post will be updated as I continue to get more done. For now, here's what you can expect with the next update (which should be within the next two weeks!)

- The continuation of the Shirewood Shipping Heiress storyline! There's still some mild editing to be done with the face sprites (in order to incorporate the two fragments of jewels that she owns) but for now, here's this!

- A thus-far unnamed Completely Legitimate Business Woman, who definitely doesn't sell you shoddy item...

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Get on Discord, you nerds!

If y'all don't subscribe to the $3 Club over on Discord, you're missing out!

It comes free with every membership level (on Ko-Fi and Patreon) and there's some pretty fun content on there. 

Some nights I take requests for shorties, and it's a great way to buzz in my ear about things that you want to see. 

I've hosted a contest, give updates on Commissions, and offer sneak previews now and again to upcoming projects.

Not to mention, it's muted - your phone won'...

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Free Posts (DeviantArt)

I'm looking to spoil my DeviantArt readers a little...

and also maybe act as a little free advertising for my Ko-Fi/Patreon pages...

What story should I post as a freebie? It's getting hard to keep track of them all lol.

Looking for something short (Raye and Fayzan and Hungry Holler will be posted there too after ILYBF and PIM are finished!) that can act as a little treat.

What would y'all say are stories that have been out long enough that nobody would be ups...

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Game Slate - Coven of Calahree and More

Since Coven of Calahree is nearing it's end (only two more chapters to go, hype!) I feel that it's only fair to let everyone in on what's coming to the post-Calahree state of Bobo's union.

If you're a part of the $3 Club Discord (which comes free with your membership, btw!) you've probably heard me talk about these before. But for those who aren't, here's what you have to look forward to!

Coven of Calahree (remaining):

-Chapter 5.2 (finishing up sideques...

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Big Fat Adventuring Party

The four words that nerds love to hear.

Why is it written in 1000-word increments? Because I was originally going to pepper it through the interactives monthly, like a tie-in to a comic book.

But I think it makes for just as much fun as a quickie.

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Aunt Rhonda wants to be the Fattest

IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVORITE WINE AUNT LADY LAWYER

*cue Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law theme*

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Raye & Fayzan 3-4/10

What I tried to do with these is set up a neat little plot-to-smut ratio.

There are a few more scenes where things get steamy between the two of them.

I honestly can't remember if either of these chapters has one.

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Mia Fey's Chubby Phase!

As a longtime fan of the Phoenix Wright series, you have no idea how much fun it was to write this.

Er... spoilers? (Can you even call it that?)

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Big Appetites 2: Without Any Pants (2/3)

That's right. No pants.

Take 'em off. Now.

You heard me.

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Hungry Holler (1/5)

In case y'all didn't know this, I have a penchant for writing stories set in the South.

This is some down home country shit right here.

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Mix & Match Poll!

Here you go kids, the poll that will decide this month's Mix and Match stories!

CHARACTERS 

SCENARIOS 

Yes, the Characters have more options than Scenarios. But only the top three in either category will be put together - so make sure that you vote for BOTH polls!

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Coven of Calahree v0.5.0.1

**New patch! Mostly minor fixes, but most notably I removed the 2 Beckies and a few portal issues!

I told you that I'd make it before the end of the month!

BOBO NEVER LIES.

But sometimes he cuts it close.

This chapter was designed to be sort of a "catch-up" chapter. It deals with Gabby having second thoughts about this whole deal with Calahree, as well as some of the effects that it's having on people in the town.

It's BASICALLY 2 delivery quests and a fight.

...

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CoC Chapter 5 Opening Crawl

the first part of Chapter 5 drops tomorrow night!

I know that I'm cutting it close this month, and I'm really sorry! This first part of the story is gonna be a little bare-bones, but this chapter is designed so that you can catch up on sidequests that you may have missed during the initial playthrough. (Shirewood/Tora/Thanya's Restaurant/Fat Housewife)

In a perfect world, the first (probably buggy af) version will be ready by tomorrow night.

GET HYPE.

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It's Not 1995 Anymore (3/3)

This one leans a bit more into horror than the previous two.

Be warned!

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Coven of Calahree Chapter 5 Progress

Don't worry lol, literally all of those blank spaces (except the remaining spritework slot) are scripted scenes that don't go on for too long.

Chapter 5 is going to be a shorter chapter than the other ones, mostly by design. This one won't have any puzzles or mazes, and give you a chance to catch up on any sidequests that you may have missed.

In addition, it'll help to foreshadow the coming conflict - and the climax of the story!

What's going to happen is that I'll be able t...

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Mix & Match Bonus Round!

Since I've been so busy lately (being away from my computer for like two weeks at the beginning of this month and opening commissions!) I haven't had enough time to field for next month's reward story. And that's totally my fault!

But instead of rushing something out, how about we take June nice and easy?

Let's field suggestions for another round of Mix & Match! 

Leave suggestions for characters/scenarios here in the comments section, and I'll pick my favor...

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CoC Chapter 5 Sneak Peeks!

- The Lazy Guard now has her own face sprite and walk sprite!

-> her girlfriend's in the Southern part of Aemple, go check out why she's getting so chubby!

- If you don't cure Tia in Chapter 3, consequences await! Even still, some folks might like her better as a piece of eye candy than as a party member...

- The (thus unnamed) Fight Queen! She'll serve as a boss character for Chapter 5! AND as an example of just how much Calahree's power is growing over the material real...

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Coven of Calahree Delays

Hey kids, this is normally the time that we would be seeing the latest chapter of Coven of Calahree!

And while I have been working on it, I was also pulled away from my computer for about two weeks due to personal reasons. 

There will still be an update, but it'll probably be closer to the end of the month!

Thank you all for not only your patronage, but also your understanding :)

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Commissions are Open!

One day early for subscribers on either Patron or Ko-Fi! The current going rate is $9 per thousand word, but for more intricate rules involving length (as well as the do's and don'ts of what I will write) please refer to the commission sheet 

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Raye & Fayzan (pts 1&2)

Yooo, who's down for a mutual story? This one basically boils down to plot for one chapter and sexy times for another one, which is why it's uploaded in twos. 

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My Date with an SSBBW, part 2


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Big Appetites 2: Without Any Pants (1/3)

Oh boy, a sequel story! This was one of my more popular monthly rewards, so here's hoping y'all enjoy this!

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