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Perfectus in Mundo (5-10)

Welcome back to the wonderful world(s) of Perfectus in Mundo! 

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What's to Come?

Here's a sneak preview of everything that I have in store for y'all as far as longer stories go!

- a sequel series to Blue Ribbon Binging (now called Hungry Holler) (21,000 words)

- a mutual gain story called Raye & Fayzan (20,000 words) 

- a Twin Peaks-y story that's clocking in at 20,000 words as of writing (but will probably wind up being closer to 40,000)

These will be spread out a bit more so as to make room for everything. So instead of getting huge chap...

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It's Not 1995 Anymore (2/3)

Welcome back to the horror/comedy/throwback stylings of It's Not 1995 anymore!

We'll wrap this up next month with a bang and then vote on the next monthly reward!

(yes, the comic sans are still intentional. yes, they burn my eyes too. you w̴i̸l̶l̵ ̵̗̎̀ḻ̶̼̂͆é̸̻͗ȧ̸͍͍͘r̴̩̔̚n̸̼̅ ̷̍̅ͅẗ̶̛̪̭́ö̴̧̺ ̵̗̎̀ l̴̡̧͎̮̘͕̖̜͚̇̊̅͆̃͘i̵̧̠̰̙͍̭͕͎̙͍̳͙̰̔͑̉̒͆v̶̢̛̛̝̹̹̫̜̎̒̓̾̈́̂̉͌͌́͋̋̈́̃͠e̷̽̓̓́́̚͠...

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Coven of Calahree [v0.4.1.3]

**New patch is up!

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What's up guys, it's that time of the month again! We're actually getting here EARLIER than I thought we would!

This was another .1 update, which means that it took the existing chapter and improved upon it. While not everything that I wanted to get done in this chapter got put into it, a lot of it did! What's more, there are QOL changes that people have been clamoring for for a while now. For a more detailed description, you can always check the View Post

More Write Night Shorties!

For those of you who aren't on the Discord, here's a link where you can download the 500-word shorties that are the hallmark of my (usually drunken) write nights!

[LINK] 

There have been 7 Write Nights so far, and there are literally THOUSANDS of words (I'm talking at least 10,000 words!) that some of you might have been missing out on.

Most of them are non-sequiturs, but at l...

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Coven of Calahree (Box Art)

Enjoy a first look at the design for the finished copy of the game (whenever that'll be, lol) as given to us by YOUR donations and the incredible Exponential Mass!

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Stardew Valley: Penny & the Luau

Oh dangit I should have said porky Penny and the Pelican Town Luau, gosh darnit.

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Thanya & the New Waitress

Super short drabble about a magical restauranteur and her aspiring new dark elf waitress!

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Ruling Class

This one's very weird. But I enjoyed writing it, and the commissioner enjoyed reading it! 

...I leaned too hard into the worldbuilding D:

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Primrose Proudbush: Pudgy Paladin

TOLKEIN WHO?!

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Perfectus in Mundo (1-5)

This is the new long-runner, broken up into two parts. Over the course of the next five months, what's here will be uploaded to DeviantArt.

This one's a lot quicker paced than ILYBF - revolving around one girl and her desire to be big and beautiful. With a little help from a magic coin, she'll get her wish!

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I Liked You Better Fat (sketches!)

I don't know if you know this, but ILYBF is probably one of my favorite stories that I've ever written. Just because it's over doesn't mean that the fun has to stop!

This is some incredible art from one of my favorite artists, who is in charge of the Melody's Munchies page on Ko-Fi. I cannot stress how much you should go check them out.

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It's Not 1995 Anymore

Here it is, kids - the first part of this month's reward story!

This is a parody story about WG stories that a few of us older farts might have grown up with, with an added twist. If you read them during your formative years, you'll get a lot of mileage out of it!

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Coven of Calahree [v0.4.0.3]

OH SHIT BABY, IT TIME.

Get that third Crystal and inch Calahree closer and closer towards reappearing in the mortal realm. Onesuch of our grim gaggle of green gals is starting to have second thoughts, though...

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU START A NEW PLAYTHROUGH THIS TIME.

There are some quests and shops and stuff that have been added retroactively, as well as characters and stuff that you otherwise won't recognize.

Up front, this one is essentially only "half" of an u...

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Coven of Calahree (Progress Report)

This one's specifically for the newbie boom that came along after I posted to Weightgaming, the ad on youtube, or found us through the free demo!  

CoC is a pretty lengthy endeavor that takes a while to get through each chapter. I think the 0.3.2 update was the only one to come out RIGHT AT the beginning of the month lol. Since it's something I'm working on alongside my other projects, sometimes they delay the progress of one another. This is why I write my stories a few months ahe...

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[ILLUSTRATION] ILYBF What If?: Cheyenne the Bad Influence

In another life, instead of Riley helping Cheyenne redouble her efforts to get back to the gym (which totally would have failed anyway), Riley would have taken a different approach by trying to be Cheyenne's "good influence" friend.

Going soft on a friend in need is a good way to get huge, yes indeed!

Done by the inimitable Extrabaggageclaim over on Deviantart!

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Necromancy & Metabolism

A short, silly quickie about a necromancer who relies too hard on semantics when she should rely on diets.

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My Date with an SSBBW

A short, more domestic piece about a guy and a really, really big gal.

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Terms & Conditions, 2

A return to the story of poor McKenna Kemp, who would have never known just how far the Yeng Corporation would promote her mother out of spite.

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Idolyne [BBW/XWG/Mental Projection]

This was one of my favorite shorties to work on - hope you like sci-fi!

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I Liked You Better Fat (11-15)

Here it is, folks! The last 5 parts of ILYBF!

This has been a wild fuckin' ride, right?

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Another (Formally Announced) Write Night!

Hey kids - I'm going to host another Write Night tonight, around 6pm EST!

We've done one BIG one and two smaller ones, but neither of those were announced.

If you feel like swinging by and joining in on the fun, I'll be fielding requests and such for a few hours while I hammer them out - POSSIBLY under the influence of alcohol.

$3 Club on Discord 

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What's on the Menu? [APRIL]

Perfectus in Mundo - [SSBBWs/Reality Alteration] - (parts 1-5) -

Aubrey has always wanted to be fat.

There are a lot of reasons why she could never be, though. Starting with her controlling mother and perfect sister, not to mention a weak stomach in general, and Aubrey was always going to be off on the wrong foot when it came to her goals of being big and beautiful. However, one chance run-in with a magic coin at an antique shop changes her fate forever! She's tr...

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Write Nights 2 & 3

consider these "inaugural" things - I don't plan on having write nights so many times in a row lol.

Write Night 2 has stories about:

-Arisa Spencer, grown-up all fat and useless in the corporate world

-ILYBF's Cheyenne, as a big fat black hole for snacks

-One Little Bite's Donna Bailey, having become LORG

-a shorty about a woman whose superpower is to suck in her fat to extreme levels

-a (mostly setup) about a game show where there are consequences if you l...

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Write Night #1 Spoils!

We had a lot of fun on our first write night! Something like 6-7 people showed up for the actual request part - and each and every one of them was fulfilled! 9 500 word shorties, all totaling out into a very respectable 4500 words just for showing up!

These stories include!

- Cerys Porter as a busty MILF, afraid of getting fat

- Paz O'Bannon coming back to play a game of soccer, despite being as round as a soccer ball

- SSBBW Aunt Rhonda running into an old gy...

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Incoming Perk - the $3 Club on Discord

As a lot of you may or may not know, I used to keep in pretty good contact with my folks on Writing.com with Request Nights and all that jazz. I know it wasn't all that long ago (before I started working myself away from that site) but I still miss it!

And since I really only post on Patreon & Ko-Fi a few times a month, this doesn't really give me a good way to keep in touch with you guys. 

So, instead, we're gonna try something new!

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Vote on your Reward Story! [March]

Alright, so I've gotten some pretty great suggestions from readers! I've hand-picked a few of the ones that have been posted publicly and the ones that have been sent to me via messages, and here are (what I believe) to be some of the best prompts that I've received... given cutesy names by yours truly, of course!

A Strange Occurrence in Comfort:

In a small mountain town people begin to mysteriously fatten up. A young woman and self proclaimed “occult expert” ...

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March Monthly Reward - Plot Pitch!

It's time again to start thinking about what you guys want to see for March! 

I want to hear your ideas - how long the stories should be, what they should be about, et cetera - so that I can shamelessly pick through them until I find my favorites!

I'll leave this up for a little bit, let people post, and then open up a poll proper once I feel like everyone's had a good bit to percolate on this!

Hope to hear from you all real soon!

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Mix & Match - End of Game Special [RESULTS]

It's that time, kids!

Here are the results of the End of Game Special for this round of Mix & Match! 

In places 1-3, getting 1000-word sequels to the original shorts, we have:

  - Cheyenne & Riley [ILYBF]

  - Piper Black [BCU]

  - Flo Folly [BHH]

And in the runner-up spots, earning 500-word sequels, we've got:

  - Haley & Tara [LoH]

  - Mia & Sofia

I sure hope everyone ...

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Coven of Calahree [PUBLIC DEMO - version 3]

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!

I've been hard at work creating something that I've always wanted to do - a weight gain game! And thanks to some dedicated lurking on WeightGaming and some cool cats who have helped me along the way, I think that I've got something bubbling in my cauldron that a lot of y'all ar...

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