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Chapter 4 Sneak Peeks! [UPDATED 3/2]

This isn't even half of the new areas that I've designed for moving ahead with Chapter 4, but these are the ones that are completely finished being designed (barring some characters being placed in)

Starting in Chapter 4, you'll be tasked with getting the Purple Crystal from the Dead Realm - on the way to which you'll pass through the Lonesome Road outside of the third part of Aemple (still under construction)  and you'll be able to access the Badlands!

On top of everything, ...

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Coven of Calahree v0.3.2.1 [UPDATED]

Here it is folks, the next update!

Please keep in mind that this one doesn't advance the plot - it was really half parts me getting to bring the older parts of the game up to speed, fix a couple of things that needed fixing (because a lot of people were telling me they were unplayable) and laying the groundwork for the story here and there.

Oh, and along the way, I implemented the Key Items in Lady Dienro's parlor!

There are only four (that you guys can access) right now, so...

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ILYBF What If?: Riley & Cheyenne

When I work on these long-runners, sometimes I become enamored with the characters or curious as to how things might have played out differently. 

Riley is one of the characters that stole the show for me during the development of the main series, and in my down-time writing it, I came up with this little domestic piece focusing on what may have happened if things had taken a different turn.

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Perfectus In Mundo [SSBBWs/XWG/Reality Warp] (PREVIEW)

This one's a bit of an odd duck, but one that I think a lot of you are going to like.

This is the first part of a commissioned piece that I took on back in late November, focusing on Aubrey and her desires. Namely, how those desires affect her, and the people around her, and what happens when she gets to go to her perfect world.

A world where most everyone, but especially herself, is big and beautiful.

This will be the next story posted to the Patreon/Ko-Fi page after I Like...

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Stardew Valley: the Farmer's Wife (SWG/BBW)

Everyone loves Stardew Valley. 

Or at least I do.

It's hard to say whether or not Leah is "best girl" because literally everyone in the town is wifeable/husbandoable.

...

anyway, enjoy the shorty!

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I Liked You Better Fat [BBW/XWG] (6-10)

Here's where things start picking up a bit!

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Aurelian's Eats!

This is a new character brought to us all by the generous donation of ChaoticLord44 - Aurelian, owner and proprietor of Aurelian's Eats!

He's a retired adventurer who opens up a stall in Aemple, and he'll have some quests down the line that involve a certain recently divorced housewife... if you play your cards right, of course. 

The second picture is Ashani's new and improved shop! Now that there's a veritable marketplace to shop from in the first part of the story, it felt ...

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Chapter 0.3.2 Sneak Peek!

This is a rough sprite that I have for Gabby in one of the What If? stories that are going to be the focus of this next update. 

5 stories will be available to view as of Chapter 3, with at least two more becoming available as of Chapter 4. 

There are 10 planned What If? scenes to unlock throughout the game, For now, they require playing through all of the sidequests, but eventually for the finished version, I'm going to put more strict limits on what earns the Key Items...

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Doc

A first-hand account.

This one was really fun to write, and I think that this one pays off in a lot of really cool ways! 

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Mix & Match, End of Game Special!

We did it, kids! We made it all the way to the end of the game!

And for those of you who don't know what that means... it means that we're gonna have a big blow-out!

The process is really, really straightforward, okay?

You vote for ONE (normally I give three, but I'm working with a 3rd party site here) of the stories posted in one of the Mix & Match rounds (posted and revised below). They're organized by round (options 1-3 are Round 1, 4-6 are Round 2, etc).

The TO...

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Mix & Match Results! [January]

This one's coming at you a little early this month! The Reward Story is coming soon too, so keep your eyes peeled!

Also... the last bit may contain some spoilers for Coven of Calahree... at least, what's gonna happen now that there's no pesky Green Crystal in that chamber anymore soo...

You know. Something to look forward to!

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Tara Teases Herself

Here's an EXPLICIT short starring Tara from Life of Haley, coming to terms with the fact that she's turned on by how fat she's getting.

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Mix & Match & Poll time!

Hey kids, I'm just gonna do this one in one post this time in the name of keeping things succint (and from blowing up your messages any more than I already have this week!)

These are the two votes for this month's Mix & Match

[CHARACTERS] / [SCENARIOS]

And THIS is the poll for this month's 2000-word  reward story:

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Bless Their Hearts, part 3

Sorry for the delay! Here's hoping that this one is worth the wait!

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Mix & Match, Plot Pitch! [JANUARY]

Alright, so, last month's numbers got screwed up - so we're doing another Doubles round.

As an apology to the people who wanted Mia, Sofia, and the Grimoire sisters in the previous round (they had a lot more votes than what registered on Strawpoll by the time I came back to it after the holidays) they're going to be included in the casting call no matter what.

The characters for this round will be:

Mia & Sofia (2021-01-08 15:10:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Mix & Match Results! [DECEMBER]

So, before we get flooded with comments of confusion and possibly anger, yes I KNOW that the voting got screwed up on this one. Before the holidays got in the way, we had at least 25 votes (the last time I checked before I took that screenshot) so we're missing at least eight.

Something happened in the results, at some point, and the voting numbers got thrown off. With no way of knowing who won what, I had to go with what was put in front of me. And I'm really sorry about that.  View Post

Coven of Calahree v 0.3.1.3

**Update! Go check the changelog for what I fixed!

[DOWNLOAD] / [CHANGELOG] 

Here's a (very) rough version of Chapter 3. As much as I would have liked to have worked in the What If? scenarios, I'm going to have to devote February to getting them off of the ground. The planned Bad End fo...

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Monthly Reward Story! (Suggestion Call!)

Hey kids, Bless Their Heart's last part is going to be up by the end of the week (along with Coven of Calahree pt 3 and the December Mix & Match) BUT here's the thing:

Due to February being an End of Game Special round for the Mix and Match stories (with an increased wordcount of 3000 words!) I'm going to abdicate the Monthly Reward story for that month.

Which means that JANUARY is gonna have a single 2000+ word reward story for you guys, and I'm fishing for ideas!

It ca...

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Chapter 3 Sneak Peeks!

Hey kids, don't think I've forgotten about my $5 tier! 

It's literally a matter of me scripting out the battle against Queens Mab and Titania now, but Chapter 3 is well on its way and should be posted and ready by the end of the week!

In the meantime, here are some screencaps that I've taken while I work on getting v.0.3 ready!

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Sorry about the Wait!

Update for my backed up Exclusives!

Mix & Match Round 4 will be up soon! There was a HUGE glitch with the votes and I'm having to go off of the new count.

Bless Their Hearts 3 just fell on the backburner! I'm still cranking out some long commissions and, with the new year, time got away from me. Sorry about that!

Coven of Calahree chapter 3 will DEFINITELY be up by the end of the week, though the Dienro bits aren't exactly playable yet. Getting those off of the ground wi...

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Ass-Ault Course

Something a little different, wherein three hopelessly tubby teamsters are put through a Ropes Course by their less-than-sympathetic boss.

Personally, Aspen's my favorite.

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Wii Fit: New Year's Resolutions

Hey, we've all got 'em, right?

Taking a step back into the OLDEN DAYS of 2017 before SSBU was a thing, and enjoying a voyeuristic look at what was definitely happening behind the scenes with everyone's favorite mannequin.

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Legate Rikke in Peacetime

Listen up, Milk Drinkers - Skyrim's Legate Rikke is going through something of an existential crisis, and it'd be great if we could all be really nice to her.

Maybe we should get her a version of Skyrim that she can play on her fridge. Or microwave. Or an Echo Show.

SKYRIM JOKES, THEY JUST WORK.

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I Liked You Better Fat (1-5)

Proudly presenting, the latest in a long line of long runners; I Liked You Better Fat (ILYBF) parts 1-5 out of 15.

This story is going for something a little more realistic and often untouched in the WG-lit world, where the focus is primarily on undercutting Cheyenne's attempts at making healthy habits.

Hopefully, you'll all be just as obsessed with it as I've been.

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I Liked You Better Fat (preview)

Hey kids, here's a sneak peek at one of them LONG stories I was promising you. The first 1000 words to be precise!

Also, I'm looking for a quicker, snappier title. Feel free to post suggestions in the comments below!

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2021 Roadmap

Howdy again kids! I try not to bug you too much without content, but here's what you can expect from me in the coming year.

I've got three stories to be posted throughout the next year, as well as the remaining four chapters of Put on the Red Light, starring Harper Black from Daven's Port.

The other three that you don't recognize up there, though, are going to be long. Like, LONG long. 20,000 words apiece or more. So what's going to happen is that they're probably going to be post...

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The Good Stuff [2021]

Hey kids, this is an announcement letting you know that there are going to be some changes to how I post stories to all of the sites that host them.

Starting on January 2nd of the new year, I'm reshuffling how I'll be posting chapters to DeviantArt for the public to read. I'll be cutting back to 2-3 bi-weekly posts a month. This will (hopefully) give me more of a cushion for time and give me some breathing room.

However, this won't be affecting my paid subscribers on either site a...

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Coven of Calahree Changelog

See the title! This page will get updated every time that I make significant changes/progress on the game. Some of these things are based on fan requests/suggestions, the others are just little spoilery bits to keep y'all invested as I hammer out the last parts of the chapters ahead. 

Where applicable, I'll link to other posts on my Patreon.


v0.9.1.4 (5/21/22)

Updated the attached bug report sheet - now goes up to this version :)

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Lady Dienro and You [WHAT IF? SUGGESTIONS!]

Yoooo, so this is Lady Dienro - she's an enigmatic, possibly malicious, but definitely eccentric figure in Aemple.

She's got the gift of The Sight! This means that, with certain Key Items, she can peel back the void and show What-If scenarios. Starting in Chapter 3, you'll be able to access her after you do the second Delivery sidequest.

Basically, she'll be able to show you things based on certain Key Items that you pick up in the game!

But, since I'm but one man with so ma...

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Chapter 3 Opening Scene

While I work on commissions and the like, here's the first scene from Chapter 3 of Coven of Calahree.

I've got most of the meat of the chapter down, it's just a matter of putting in the last battle with the Fairy Queen and (now) editing in some side quests. Also figuring out how to best work in the strange witch who may or may not have premiered in Chapter 2...

Anyway, enjoy your first look at Chunky Grizz!

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