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Cicada Springs, v0.9.2.3 | Fat Townies Update

Hey everyone, Bobo here with your monthly Cicada Springs update.

I hope everyone has been doing well! We're all officially halfway through the year 2024, which has been a MUCH better year for me than the one prior. Incidentally, that success has had some effect of me not being in the office as much for this past month. I started a new job very early on in June, and between training and getting into a new schedule, I haven't had a lot of time to be in my office.

As such, I thought ...

Life of Mackenzie: the Pie-Eating Contest

There's a very specific splinter to Life of Haley in where Mackenzie is the main focus, and she gets enabled by Tara into doing some down-home country fat girl stuff.

I...

Shut up, no you have a type.

MMEOG Runner Ups - 3/4

The momposting is STRONG with this batch of runner-ups lol.

Enjoy Harper and a grown-up look at her daughter, Piper!

the Tamberland Tonnage 2, pt. 3

A, um... expanded tale around the original Tamberland Tonnage.

Fully... uh... fleshed out... into four-part sequel series with an alternate ending.

Aw jeez it's hard to not write these with puns.

MMG8 Runner Up! - 2/4

We take a break from momposting to do more Cheer to Beer What ifs!

Mix and Match, End of Game Special, 1st Place Winner

The End of Game Special is a very important part of every round of Mix and Match - it's where I get to reward you all for playing and voting and generally just keeping up with it! And that means that it's time to unveil the winner of this year's Mix and Match game!

Revisiting these is always pretty fun - Mel and Avery make for a fun pair, and any excuse to revisit some of my favorite characters is always appreciated. I think that this was a good round to end out on, and with an addition...

Small Delay

The next round of the mix and match endgame special will be posted tomorrow - I'm out of the area at the moment and for some reason the scheduled post didn't save for that submission. Don't worry! I'll get it posted asap

MMG8 Runner Up! - 1/4

The fun part about the runner ups for this round is that most of them are expanding what I consider to be mostly canon stories. So now, we're building up a precedent to follow...

Oh yeah, this one is about Cerys and her daughter Juno.

Mix & Match, Game 8, 2nd Place Winner

The End of Game Special is one of the most important parts of any round of Mix and Match.

In the format that I've been working with throughout this game, there are three winners that each get representation in the form of a sequel. Included here is the original round that inspired it, as well as the sequel story.

The second place winner was a continuation of "Help! I'm an obscenely powerful Demon Queen but I'm trapped living as a modern-day Fast-Food Worker, and all I can think ab...

Mix & Match, Game 8, 3rd Place Winner

The End of Game Special is one of the most important parts of any round of Mix and Match.

In the format that I've been working with throughout this game, there are three winners that each get representation in the form of a sequel. Included here is the original round that inspired it, as well as the sequel story.

The third place winner was Afterlife of Haley, a story in where the main character of that series lives on as a spirit or, in keeping with the southern traditions of the ...

Sneak Peek! [June]

I'm gonna level with you, I totally forgot that Amber Tamberland existed when I gave these people this last name.

Mix & Match, Game 8, Rounds 1-5

Mix and Match is a game that I've been playing with my subscribers for...

Gosh, YEARS at this point.

So, in order to spice things up, I made a new format! The Gold Format works more like madlibs where characters will be slotted into roles within the story. Three out of the five rounds this time followed this setting, resulting in some really cool stuff! Then we had two "standard" rounds that work with the typical subject meets prompt format, resulting in some more wacky stories. 2024-06-01 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Opposites Attract - BBWs/XWG/FMG (Complete)

TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD

AND TAKE TWO STEPS BACK

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT

AND YOU KNOW - BOTH ARE BULKING

BUT JUST ONE REALLY FAAAT

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT.

Cicada Springs, v0.9.2.3

Hello, everyone! I'm endeavoring to get these updates out sooner in the month. It's always a good time when I'm not scrambling to slide in at the last possible day in the month.

I hope that May has been good to you all! I start a new job next month, which will hopefully lead to a little more spending money around the house. After a hellacious last year, things are starting to pick up a little - hopefully they'll continue if I furiously start knocking on wood.

This update is very ...

Madame Web's Width Woes - [SSBBW/XWG]

As a part of May's Marvel Month, I wrote... checks notes...

Madame Web fatfiction?

Oy vey.

This better get one webillion reads or I'm never gonna financially recover from this. 

Fallout Project Preview

I figured that I'd give you guys on this tier a little something extra this month.

For those of you that don't know, Fallout has been one of my favorite series since before even the Buttercombe days of my writing career. My Xbox 360 existed almost solely so that I could play Fallout: New Vegas. I'm a massive fan of the series, and the new show has given me fucking brainrot, dude.

It's all I can think about it. I'm watching hours-long videos on Youtube about useless facts ...

MJ on the Couch - [SSBBW/XWG]

Being the love interest of a superhero is one of the most stressful things that you can be in the Marvel universe. Your lover can die, get brainwashed, body-swapped, get weird powers, or just get broken up because the Powers That Be decide that you're better off not together anymore. Whoops.

Mary Jane Watson's relationship with Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man, is one of the biggest sources of stress in her life. So what happens when she learns to cope with that stress using fo...

Terms & Conditions 1/2/3 [BBWs/SSBBWs/XWG]

McKenna Kemp starts a job, but gets fed up (literally) with the effect that it has on her already chubby waistline. But the company NEEDS a replacement. She fills an important role! So when they hire her mom, Kayla...

No way that they would do that on purpose, right?

How could she have possibly known just how far the Yeng Corporation would promote McKenna's mama out of spite for her quitting?

Follow the story of McKenna Kemp, and her mother Kayla in a collection of one of...

the Tamberland Tonnage 2, pt. 2

A, um... expanded tale around the original Tamberland Tonnage.

Fully... uh... fleshed out... into four-part sequel series with an alternate ending.

Aw jeez it's hard to not write these with puns.

Just the Whole Thing, Thanks

Hey kids! I write a lot.

More specifically, I have written a lot. Over the course of the past three years, between commissions and personal projects and game development, I've probably written over a million words. And that's a lot.

Due to me uploading a lot of my stories in chapter-length increments over the course of the month, that can make it kind of hard for people who haven't been following me this whole time to keep up, y'know? I try to do stuff w...

[BCU Bests] Hungry Holler

I've been writing for a long, long time.

There is a large chance that, if you're following this page, you haven't read everything that I've ever written - mostly because it's scattered across various websites, or it isn't easily compiled, or so on and so forth.

So, as a treat for my free members and my more game-oriented subscribers, I want to change that! At least once a month (until I run out) I'll be taking some of my favorite stories released to the public and re-releasing the...

Mix & Match, Game 8, Bonus Round 3 - Tropes Are Tools!

This is it! The last round of this game!

In June, get ready for a massive 8,000 word culmination of this new format of Mix and Match! You'll have 4 500-word continuations on your favorite short rounds, followed by...

a 1k continuation for the 3rd place winner

a 2k continuation for the 2nd place winner

and a whopping 3k continuation for 1st place!

All this starts in, and will dominate June's release schedule, so keep your peepers peeled!

Sneak Peek! [May]

Totally Tamberlandical

the Bobopages (May)

Opposites Attract [BBW/XWG/FMG] - (5/5) -

TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARDAND TAKE TWO STEPS BACKTHEY GO TOGETHER'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FATAND YOU KNOW - BOTH ARE BULKINGBUT JUST ONE REALLY FAAATTHEY GO TOGETHER'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT.

(This is the dumbest description I've ever written, but I like it so much that I'm going to keep it here for a little while longer.)
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Cicada Springs, v0.9.2.1

I hope that April has been well for all of you! It's been a very fast month for me. I've been searching for another part-time job that pays me better so that I can better supplement my earnings from Patreon. And while that, and my average commission slate, has taken me out of the office more than usual this month, I still have some things here that I think you're going to like.

This update marks a more definitive look for the townsfolk of Cicada Springs. Each NPC now has a distinctive, ...

Sweets by Serena [BBWs/WG/XWG] (Complete)

It's always been Serena's dream to own a bakery. To get out from behind the desk of her thankless job as a social worker and to do what she's good at.

Unfortunately, this just isn't the world where dreams can just come true. Not without putting a lot of money and effort into it; and that's not even taking into consideration that owning a business is at least 50% luck.

However, there are powers that be that favor Serena and her quest for opening up a bakery. Cute little devils that...

Chubby Cheer Moms [BBWs/WG/XWG]

A long, long time ago Mollycoddles wrote a story called Alice the Fat Cheerleader.

And then, only just a long time ago, I started writing fanfiction for it that answered the question: What If Alice's bitchy mom Lilith got fat instead?

And now, here we are.

This has been requested by lots of people, and I finally sat down and did some editing, formatting, and streamlining to make this whole thing possible. Starting from my very first chapter (written like seven years ago, I t...

Carte Blanche [BBWs/XWG/Corruption]

The response to this story has been really good - so I figured I'd give it a quick edit and throw it all together. So that anyone who doesn't feel like going back and finding the last few parts doesn't have to.

— — —

Fame changes people. Money changes people.

Felix de la Rojas has been in the market of ruining people for years. It's his fetish, his kink, to watch good people become corrupted by the love and affection that he showers them with. After years of ...

Write Night #24 Archive

Write Nights are when I get too drunk and let people shout prompts at me.

The rules are that I drink, then I write. Then when round two starts, I drink more and then I write more. It's all very simple.

This time, the first round was topicless, and the second round was memes! If you're interested in reading more of my drunken stupidity, all of the other write nights are located on my discord.

Carte Blanche [BBWs/XWG/Corruption] - (3/3)

Fame changes people. Money changes people.

Felix de la Rojas has been in the market of ruining people for years. It's his fetish, his kink, to watch good people become corrupted by the love and affection that he showers them with. After years of playing it safe as a well-liked B-list actor, after years of ruining his wife and her family, some issues have come home to roost.

Like wife, like sister, like mother.