Does this count?
Does this count for TONI BINGO or is it not included because it was while we were recording approvals and not on an actual show?
- Ryan
Toni and Ryan posts
JUST MATES SINGING CHICKEN COMMERCIALS
What tv commercial jingle has got stuck in your head?
HR will be hearing about this...
Hi Team!
Producer Phoebe here :) What you might not know is that I sit next to Ryan in the office and have seen some "harrowing" things from the corner of my eye....this one is definitely the spiciest thing I've seen (so far).
This is a little behind the scenes from the "cornchub" segment on todays ep
2024-01-22 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TONI BINGO
WILL WE COMPLETE THIS BY THE END OF THE YEAR?
Thanks for your submissions!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Ryan
BREAKFAST AT TONI'S !!!
Next Monday Morning (Melbourne time) we're doing a livestream for CHAMPION TARPers from TONI'S KITCHEN! We'll be baking, brunching and B-coffeeing!
This'll be Sunday for US, CA, UK and EU TARPers but you'll have to figure out the times for yourself cause I (Ryan) am banned from timezone calculations.
CHAT THEN LOVE YOOOOOOOOU
DON’T TELL TONI: Ryan’s Secret Project
What should we add to “TONI 2024 BINGO” ?!?!
What’s something she’ll say or do across 2024 that we can tick off through out the year?
I think she’l claim to be able to run a marathon.
I’ll pick the final 16 things over the next few days and then we can play “Toni 2024 Bingo” through out the year together only here in Pateron.
Toni will know we’re playing bingo …
But she won’t know what’s on it
2024-01-08 01:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostCOINCIDENCE CHAT 12 YEARS IN THE MAKING
When we travelled to the USA, I knew when we went up to Toronto to do our meet and greet there I wanted to get to Niagara Falls.
When we got to LA, I was doing a livestream from my hotel room and was answering questions about our trip. Someone asked where my favourite place we’d been was, I answered saying I loved Niagara Falls because of a special story I had.
When my Mum was in Canada (just before she got sick, so 18 months or so before she passed away) probably 1...
2024-01-05 06:08:00 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year New Approval Slots Available!
Here's the next batch of approval slots until the end of Feb. Would love to speak to some fresh TARPers! See you then. Love you, bye x
ps if you've been an approver before, please leave the spots free for folks who haven't had a chance yet!
2024-01-04 03:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostLAST CHANCE ... I think
Ryan here, I *believe* we produced 2,000 of these Normal or Nah Card Games and I *believe* there are about 80-90 left and thought I'd give Patreon first crack at snapping up the last ones.
GRAB YOURS HERE
I have said *believe* because as the former Chief Shipping Merch Water Bottle Import Tax And Logistics Officer (CSMWBITLO) I was led to *b...
Mabel needs your help …
I got Mabel that sweet giraffe for Christmas BUT WE NEED A NAME !!! PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR SUGGESTIONS.
In other news, if your wondering what Mabel and I got from Brigitte for Christmas … enjoy
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #056
Welcome to blog 56, and episode #26 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter Z.
Zut alors - it’s the end of the year! I have always through zut alors (pronounced like, zoo’talore) meant, ‘oh my gosh!’ or ‘wow!’ but positively. I am wrong. It’s a French way of being pissed off… but I have already decided...
2023-12-20 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostBEHIND THE SCENES: Dick in A DVD
EXCLUSIVE and CHAMPIONS: We recently shared a story about a boy who received a CD from a boy crush and he put this dick it. Cool Cool Cool.
Until it got stuck.
He needed his mum to help get the CD off this dick and that how his mum learned he was gay.
This was the conversation after we finished recording ...
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #055
Welcome to blog 55, and episode #24 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter Y.
YES. YES STARTS WITH Y! Youth! Yarn! Youuuukulele! Hahaha that’s a stretch.
Ooooor YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!
I think my blog based you love to see it for today is that I have bought myself some adult colouring in books and some beau...
2023-12-13 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI NEED YOUR HELP!
I’ve been given the green light to do SANTA’S SACK OF FUCKED FACTS next week - but I NEED YOUR FACTS!!!
I’ve told Ryan to not check this post so POST A COMMENT with a great fact please!!!!!! Hehehehe love you love from Toni
PS I hope you love my photoshop job (Ryan normally does the photoshopping hahahaha)
2023-12-11 03:51:13 +0000 UTC View PostWho lives in Melbourne and LOVES fairy bread?
*and where in Melbourne?
2023-12-11 00:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas Netflix Teleparty starting in 10! 🎄
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
2023-12-08 20:50:08 +0000 UTC View PostTONI HAS A PITCH
We are embarrassing but Toni has an idea!
DO YOU APPROVE ?!?!
2023-12-06 09:32:24 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS MOVIES FOR TELEPARTY
Teleparty this Saturday morning (9am Melbourne time) for Champion TARPers
Which Netflix Christmas movie should we watch? Vote below.
FLATPACK ✅
We only finished one… and I didn’t quite do it ALLLLL myself…. But we got there!!!!!! I WILL BE LEAVING A VERY HONEST REVIEW OF THIS PRODUCT. love you! Thanks to everyone who watched lol xxx Toni ❤️
2023-12-01 08:21:44 +0000 UTC View Post
TARP DECEMBER APPROVALS
Here's the next batch of approval slots, one date available for December to help us round out the year! Would love to speak to some fresh TARPers! See you then!
2023-11-30 00:49:22 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #054
Welcome to blog 54, and episode #24 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter X.
X? What the fuck.
I’ll begin with an apology for being lax on the blogs. To be completely honest I’ve got no idea what time, timezone, date or day it is right now so….. Please forgive me.
What word starts with X though? Xy...
2023-11-29 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m just a man …
I’m just a man …
in an Airbnb …
waiting for his daughter to wake up from a nap …
In a *ducky* spoon t shirt
2023-11-20 22:08:30 +0000 UTC View Post
