More US TARP adventures!
Watch carefully and you can see the Statue of Liberty RIGHT UP CLOSE!
2023-11-07 18:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Toni and Ryan posts
TONI'S FIRST WALMART EXPERIENCE
Let the record show her first Walmart was Lafayette, Indiana
2023-10-31 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHELPING RYAN PACK
i (ryan) tried many times and some people got this live and some didn't but please forgive me as i am 9 years old
2023-10-23 06:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #053
Welcome to blog 53, and episode #23 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter W.
Big W, Waco, Walmart, Wanking.. All good areas I suppose.
Big W and Walmart feel the most similar given I think they’re basically the same shop? Maybe?
Or maybe it’s WA and we all discuss the dry heat???
Nah the W is f...
2023-10-18 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostFREEEAKY FRIDAY!!
What's happened to us?! We've done a Lindsay Lohan/Jamie Lee Curtis! SPOOOOKY!
Happy Friday 13th! Thanks for being LEGENDS!
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #052
Welcome to blog 52, and episode #22 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter V.
Vaseline? Surely not. Venereal disease? Vestibule? Vacation?
I am so excited about a little holiday in Hawaii at the end of the year after we’re in the USA!
Also thinking of a vacation reminds me of my 2023-10-11 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
3 available APPROVAL spots!
Hi guys! We have had 3 sneaky approval spots open for THIS WEDNESDAY morning starting 9.30am AEDT
https://calendly.com/toniandryan/tarp-approvals?month=2023-10
Chat then!
PC x
Spooooooooky Teleparty!
Friday the 13th is COMING and we're doing a Friday night SPOOK SESSION Friday 13 at 8pm (AEDT) (https://www.worldtimebuddy.com/?qm=1&lid=21,2643743,5368361,5128581,2179537,2063523,1850147&h=21&date=2023-10-13&sln=20-23&hf=1)
Pick the best looking film from the poll...
2023-10-09 00:19:32 +0000 UTC View PostA FAT A CAT COULDN'T SCRATCH
BE HONEST ... have you ever heard this saying before?
Also, what's another way to say *that*
IMPORTANT: Your Shipping Address
Can you do us (AND YOURSELF) a favour and check that your shipping address is correct here on Patreon because WINK WINK WINK there *might be* a little holiday season something heading out to Champion TARPers before December 25!
(It should be in settings > account > shipping address)
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #051
Welcome to blog 51, and episode #21 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter U. And the first thing that’s come to mind is UMBRELLA. It’s pissing with rain in Melbourne today and I thought ‘best not to scoot into the office this morning!’ so I drove (the 5 metres lol) to avoid getting stuck in the rain.
I got t...
2023-10-04 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #050
Welcome to blog 50, and episode #20 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter T.
First of all it would be REMISS of me to not include Toni’s Spotify Blend - because I think it’s SO cool! A bit of background on the original p...
2023-09-27 05:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostTONI HAS DONE IT AGAIN
On tomorrows show … another addition to Toni and or Ryan “having a fall” and here is some context from the Spotify office for when you hear it …
2023-09-26 05:58:31 +0000 UTC View PostWATCH PARTY: Crazy Rich Asians
CHAMPION TARPers we're watching CRAZY RICH ASIANS !!!
Saturday, September 23rd 8am Melbourne Time.
We also have a CHAMPION TARPer ANNOUNCEMENT!
Here are the times that it *could be* in your part of the world.
I (Ryan) won't be offended if you don't trust me or this website.
But either way, 8am Melbourne time we're on!
I love all of you except anyo...
WE’RE IN BED TOGETHER
We’re down to our last 100 personalised videos and Toni has found out some devastating news about Ryan
2023-09-21 11:14:48 +0000 UTC View Post
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #049
Welcome to blog 49, and episode #19 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter S.
First of all, actually - thankyou for being so patient with the blog being absent like its author. We’ve missed a week or two due to illness but we’re BACK baby. You could almost say… I was away… because I was… Si...
2023-09-13 05:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostDRAMA IN THE WORK KITCHEN
We share a space with the “Dyl & Friends” podcast and it’s fair to say Cam is not part of the “friends”
2023-09-08 05:55:43 +0000 UTC View PostAUCKLAND MEET AND GREET POSTPONED
Hey It's Ryan,
One of us ... not me ... has covid ... again.
We'll come back to Auckland again soon.
Anyway, what is something nice I should do for my covid ridden collegue?
(Chicken Noodle Soup? Flowers?)
Also, Mabel, Brigitte and I still came to NZ.
Enjoy a GIF from the plane of the lil smiling assassin that is Mabel.
And this is a photo of Mabel with her ...
2023-09-01 03:56:37 +0000 UTC View PostHow Toni and Ryan met!
Michelle in the TARP Facebook group asked the question... so we went through some of your answers as to how we first met each other... let's just say there were a few *clever* ideas... any more stories to add?
2023-08-30 07:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostLIVESTREAM: The Watermelon Challenge
Toni and Ryan vs. The Watermelon Challenge.
How many elastic bands until the whole thing explodes?
Will Toni get flapped with the IMPENDING EXPLOSION ?!?!
Sunday September 17th
9am Melbourne Time
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #048
Welcome to blog 48, and episode #18 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter R.
Rain is the first word that’s come to mind, and immediately I’m embarrassed that I didn’t think of Ryan instead.
I’m going to share here the ‘agnostic’ poem I wrote for Ryan during the marathon to make up for it.
THE WORST DAY OF RYANS LIFE
Back in our pre hair cuts era, I RYAN tried to teach our queen TONI how to serve when playing table tennis …
I’m still flapped
2023-08-18 18:35:10 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #047
Welcome to blog 47, and episode #17 of A,Blog,C’s! The blog where I write about the first word that comes into my brain based on this weeks’ letter!
Today we’re working with the letter Q.
Obviously because I’m a human being immediately when I hear Q I think Queen. The few different meanings of queen - like ‘YAS KWEEN’ like in Broad City or my obvious favourite, drag queen.
And then I think of the queen of drag qu...
2023-08-16 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post