Helloooo, Patrons! Thank you all for letting me take a little break over the past week. I spent the time wisely getting a bunch of ducks in a row, and I think (I think!) I've got everything mostly squared away for the next couple of months. So, let's talk plans.
This week's audio will be: Cute Girl Takes Care of You at Her Cozy Coffee Shop

It's four scripts, around twenty...
2023-11-13 23:59:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey there! After tooling around looking at my...uhhh...hundreds of bookmarked scripts and becoming frozen with ADHD dread and indecision, I came to the conclusion that I have completely lost control of my life.
And when I lose control of my life, it's time to make lists! (Trust me, it helps.)
While I keep all my bookmarks fairly well-organized with the amazing resource Pinboard, I do tend to get overwhelmed when I'm not ...
2023-11-13 21:31:07 +0000 UTC
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Part 1: [HERE]
Director's Cut: [HERE]
Keeping Your Unwilling Senpai Until She Loves You

You're an obsessive, possessive, violent yandere--and it's time to get the girl of your dreams to love you. You'll do...
2023-11-06 04:03:46 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! It's time for early access. But first, a preamble!
I have found myself in a pickle of my own making! (As usual! Me and my pickling!) I sound designed the final audio of Here for the Boos but decided to use a soundtrack in a couple of spots. Youtube allows the use of popular songs in its library, which is great! I had a macabre idea and ran with it! It makes me giggle in the worst possible way! Mood dissonance for the win! But the pieces I chose make the video ineli...
2023-11-06 03:47:14 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! Happy Halloween! Welcome to this month's chit chat and rec post, a cozy space to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
As you know, I had COVID this month. Not fun is putting it lightly. Even weeks later, I feel like I got squished by a steamroller. Still, it's not the worst I've ever felt! So I'm counting my blessings. (I had what was probably COVID back in 2020 before testing was widespread, and ...
2023-11-01 05:19:05 +0000 UTC
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My friends, it has been A Day. x_x
But I'm here, with a short update about what to expect this week (and next!) from the channel, along with a couple other things!
First! I made a Master Guide Post for the channel patreon. It will remain pinned for the foreseeable future to help you navigate posts here. Hopefully there won't be any changes to the Patreon interface that make this moo...
2023-11-01 02:41:05 +0000 UTC
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2023-11-01 01:22:54 +0000 UTC
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Hello, everyone! Our monthly request post is officially a thing of the past. In its place is a monster-sized master post that will be updated periodically with new requests!
Remember: you can leave a request/suggestion anytime, and you can leave as many as you want! 💖 Don't be shy!
Caveats: While you can request sequels to existing audios, unless follow-up scripts already exist, or the writer is amenable to being commissioned for another script, ...
2023-10-31 22:58:43 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! This Halloween themed audio was originally scheduled for the 30th, but I pushed it back because I thought for sure I wouldn't be able to finish it in time. Well, I was wrong! Hooray! So, this will be out on youtube on Monday, just in time for the Holiday. I'll be shuffling around the last of the event audios as a result, but nothing too messy!
Cute, Perky Witch Helps You Find Your True Love!
2023-10-29 01:39:27 +0000 UTC
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Everything is recorded! Woo! I was up until like four in the morning, and it'll take a million years to animate everything, but all the long form audio scripts are FINALLY in the can!
Anyway, this one is four scripts as planned. I'm thrilled I didn't have to cut any out! Enjoy. 💖
Dominant Demon Boss Offers You a Job

You find yourself in hell, ready to sell you...
2023-10-25 01:54:05 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! It's time for a short lil update to keep you in the loop!
I'll be honest, the last week has been...not great behind the scenes. I won't bore you with details, but the gist is fatigue is public enemy number one right now. COVID apparently worsened some pre-existing health stuff, so I've had no energy to record even when I've had time. It seems like every minute I haven't been taking care of IRL responsibilities, I've been passed out from exhaustion. As someone who a...
2023-10-24 03:07:36 +0000 UTC
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Early access! This audio is due out on youtube just in time for Halloween, October 30. I might switch its place with a different audio (Visiting a Cute Witch-in-Training) but for now, this is the plan!
Shy Library Gargoyle Girl Wants You

Whoops! You fell asleep at the library and got locked in for the night. And there's a monster girl?! This shy, romance-minded ...
2023-10-24 02:25:09 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! This is due on youtube on the 18th. It was supposed to be three scripts, but alas, it's only one now. Maybe someday I can get the rest of the series done!
Chained Yandere Dragon Queen Wants to Seduce You!

The mad Dragon Queen was imprisoned with only one person to tend to her—you. You’ve grown fascinated with her over the years...but not as fascina...
2023-10-17 03:41:08 +0000 UTC
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Hi, hi! I come bearing some updates about where we're at with Here for the Boos! content, as well as a few other little fiddly things.
First off, I managed to record this weekend! So that's nice. I am on the mend good and proper after tangling with COVID. ( ✿◠‿◠ )
That said, while my voice has mostly recovered in that I no longer sound like I swallowed a handful of gravel and a ground glass chaser, I'm acutely aware I'm still not functioning at 100%. My stam...
2023-10-17 00:09:25 +0000 UTC
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Woo! Eight audios down, five to go. This one took a bit longer to edit than I hoped it would (and animating may turn out to be a nightmare! I'm feeling ambitious lmao) but I'm pretty happy with the result. Enjoy this silly little meta joint:
Your Popular Tsundere Cheerleader Cat-Girl Best Friend Finds Out She's Fictional

Your best friend is a popular tsundere neko chee...
2023-10-13 20:54:23 +0000 UTC
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Second early access audio of the day! I have a terrible feeling this one might get pinged by youtube for being slightly spicy, but I hope not. Fingers crossed!
Also, this has about a bonus minute of tail brushing/ambiance at the end that gently fades out. I hope you enjoy it!
Seductive Kitsune Courtesan Pampers You

A high class kitsune courtesan comes to see you. Y...
2023-10-12 20:54:00 +0000 UTC
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We're officially halfway-ish through the event audios! Yay. And I'm only lagging about a week behind where I hoped to be, at that! I'll be back later tonight with two (or three?) more that I'm putting the finishing touches on this afternoon.
Enjoy the event's only monster listener audio!

Dominant Werewolf Huntress Captures You
You find yourself caught by a ru...
2023-10-12 17:35:44 +0000 UTC
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Spooky time! I anticipate this audio won't be to everyone's tastes, but what is a Halloween event with some creep factor? Enjoy!
Yandere Moth Girl Wants to Marry You!

You befriended this sweet (and unstable!) moth girl, but your town tried to kill you for it! Being a yandere, she had to wipe them all out of course. It's only sensible! And since you were nice to her, th...
2023-10-09 22:33:47 +0000 UTC
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Two audio edits down, five to go! We'll see if a third early access audio or a nap wins out today. This was originally due out on October 27, and I have no idea if I'm going to compress my schedule to make up for the missed days, or just let the event drift into November. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it, I guess!
Anyway, enjoy!
Yandere Queen Bee Wants to Own You
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2023-10-09 21:39:29 +0000 UTC
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Our first of (I believe) two F4M audios of the event! Please, enjoy.
Possessive Elf Girl Hunts You Down to Be Her Husband

Welcome to the Partner Games! For the next 24 hours, you’ll be hunted by elf girls—if one catches you, you’re her mate for life! Look out, a particularly possessive, loving huntress has set her sights on you and won't let you get away!
<...
2023-10-09 16:36:45 +0000 UTC
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Hi, everyone! Don't worry, I'm being a good girl, getting lots of rest, and there's someone around to check in on me, pat me on the head and feed me soup.
I'm still a bit under the weather, but I am (tentatively) feeling better-ish, so I'm slowly resuming editing duties from the relative comfort of my sick bed.

It's not much, I know, but it's a huge improvement over last week when a...
2023-10-09 16:16:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone! I’ve just tested positive for COVID. I was feeling a little icky with what I thought was a cold a couple days ago, but it was not a cold. I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. Fever, chills, cough, the whole bit.
I’ve basically been ordered to stay home from work and go to bed for the next week based on my symptoms. This afternoon’s audio is ready to go on Youtube, and will premiere as scheduled if it passes the content checks, but everything else this month is ge...
2023-10-04 12:19:45 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Our first multi-script/animated audio of the event, and it's a long one (30+ minutes!)
I'm animating now for tomorrow's premiere, and only slightly regretting getting super ambitious with this one and all the scene changes. It'll take a few more hours to render properly at this rate. But I've included a couple makeshift video previews for you to whet your appetites!
Mistreated Succubus Wants You to Love Her
2023-10-03 19:53:54 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! Stuff behind-the-scenes is zipping right along. 10 scripts/9 audios recorded! 6 preliminary edits complete with sound design in various stages of completion!
I’m almost as ahead of schedule as I wanted to be; all that’s left is a ton of animating, sound design and getting the last 3 audios recorded. If all goes to plan, at least 9 audios will be out for Patrons by the end of the week and then I can sort of loaf around for the rest of the month. Yaaaay.
Anywa...
2023-10-01 23:42:15 +0000 UTC
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Hi, everyone! Welcome to this month's chit chat and rec post, a cozy space to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
September was blissfully easy-going for me--at least compared to the completely bananas summer I had! There were a lot of mundane things I had to neglect over the summer that I've been playing catch-up with this month, but it was really nice to be able to set aside some time to take care of them inst...
2023-10-01 03:28:20 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! Enjoy.

A cruel princess has kidnapped a rival royal heir—you! Your kidnapper is dominant and sadistic, but beneath is an obsessive, possessive yandere nature. She’s only supposed to torture you and use you as leverage to stop a war, but she’s fighting a losing battle against her own attraction to you!
[F4A] [Sadodere / Himedere / Tsundere (?) Quickly Slipping...
2023-09-26 20:33:29 +0000 UTC
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Hiya, Patrons! How are ya? I've been busy, busy, busy this past week, getting everything ready for Here for the Boos!
But before we get into that, this week's audio will be....
Dominant, Toxic Yandere Princess Kidnaps You!

That'll be out in early access tomorrow! It's two scripts, for around 20-25 minutes of finished audio.
After looking at my schedule, ...
2023-09-25 16:17:41 +0000 UTC
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Hi, hi! I've brought the rest of the thumbnails for Here for the Boos! and the final-ish schedule. Yaaay.

- Shy Librarian Gargoyle Girl Wants You
- F4A, Est 17 Min
- Oct. 30
Whoops! You fell asleep at the library and got locked in for the night. And there's a monster girl?! This shy, romance-minded gargoyle lurks in the stacks--a...
2023-09-20 17:09:33 +0000 UTC
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You're lonely, touch starved and have low self esteem so you hire an escort--but instead of anything lewd, you ask to be held. She's more than willing to give you all the dommy mommy cuddles, personal attention and positive affirmations you could want. Prepare for a cozy night you'll never forget.
[F4A] [Escort Speaker] [Virgin Listener] [Low Self Esteem] [Touch Starvation] [Cuddling] [Pos...
2023-09-19 19:07:19 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon, Patrons! I come bearing gifts! And soon, event audios! (Two down, eleven to go!)
This schedule is a bit tentative, and a couple of thumbnails may get tweaks, but I'm about 90% certain it'll pan out, so let's call this official for now.

- Countess Bathory Takes You In
- F4F, Est. 17 mins
- Oct. 2
You're traveling alon...
2023-09-18 19:32:22 +0000 UTC
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