The penultimate audio of Here for the Boos arrives! This spooky offering is slated for Halloween as is only right and proper, and will close out the event! 👻 The title got a revision, as did the thumbnail, but I think it fits the content much better after editing. Enjoy!
Mysterious Goth Girl Turns Yandere for You
At a party, you step outside for some air only to meet ...
2022-10-19 17:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Looks like late nights are where it's at for me with uploading lately, huh? Well, I hope this audio satisfies any insomniacs out there tonight!
This is the second (and final) of the "standby" audios that are scheduled for the end of Here for the Boos. This one is tentatively scheduled for October 24, but may be pushed back to November 2. We'll see! At any rate, here's Flirty Tomboy Kitsune Cuddles You During a Storm!
2022-10-19 06:01:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! It's time for your latest peek into the future of Vanilla Velvet Audio's upcoming content!
First, all the Here for the Boos news that's fit to print: We're so close to the finish line! Obviously my schedule had a setback from being sick for a week, but even so the end is nigh! Quick to-boo list update:
Look at all those be-yoo-tiful checkmarks. 🤩 (Boo-t...
2022-10-17 22:41:58 +0000 UTC
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Ten down, three to go! And with this audio, I've finished editing everything that's currently recorded. Next comes recording the last standby script, the final definite script and putting the finishing touches on the original one I've been working on. (And mmmmaybe a couple other replacements for the final week of the event! We'll see!)
And now...Yandere Vampire and Werewolf Girls Fight Over You!
2022-10-15 16:07:49 +0000 UTC
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I can't believe it! Just four audios to go and Here for the Boos 2 will be complete! There may be a couple extras before the month is through (I'm considering some other scripts atm to take the place of my current stand-ins) but we're so close to the finish line.
Without further ado, here's the audio scheduled for October 17: Your Girlfriend Totally Isn't a Zombie!
Your ...
2022-10-14 13:41:22 +0000 UTC
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I'm here! I'm late! Because I'm still slightly sick and sort of slept most of the day, but I'm here!
(I'm also almost 100% better, so expect a stack of other audios tomorrow. Nothing quite knocks out a blossoming case of burnout like being forced to rest!! My week has been one long streak of: "I wanna work!" "No! Eat soup and go to bed, dumbass!" It's nice to have people who care about keeping me alive but I've hit my limit on chicken soup and orange juice. Let me work!)
Any...
2022-10-14 07:24:11 +0000 UTC
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Audio #7 is in complete! Hooray! Just six more to go!
I’ve done a wholesome succubus before, but this is an even more innocent one. The script was originally a lot racier, but with youtube’s new, stricter guidelines for “adult” content, it needed a huge overhaul. It was much, much raunchier before I got through with it. There was even (gasp) a kiss on the lips!
Please enjoy Sweet Guardian Angel Turns Innocent Yandere Succubus for You!
2022-10-11 20:58:26 +0000 UTC
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👋 Hello out there in Patreon land! This will be a very short update because I feel like garbage, but I wanted to at least get something out for you all between NyQuil doses. Though I’m still sick, after a couple days of using my voice as little as possible I was able to get a couple more scripts recorded last night. 🙌
(That said, I definitely overdid it and will have to rest it some more, but I'm hopeful it'll be fully recovered by this weekend at the very latest. I'm doing ever...
2022-10-11 20:31:37 +0000 UTC
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Hey, everyone. Velvet here. I was planning to get the last couple scripts recorded this weekend (and the Fog script is about half finished!), but I've succumbed to a cold that's been going around at work the last couple weeks. 🤧 I thought I'd artfully dodged it! But no, turns out it was just saving me for last. It's mild but has unfortunately affected my voice.
I suspected I was getting sick last night, yet I tried recording anyway. The result was, uh, not great! Low energy af ...
2022-10-09 00:52:52 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all! The official Patron list for October is finally out! Also, I have a little announcement.
From this month going forward, I'll be shifting the official list post to around the 5th-7th of the month. The reason for this change is that for the past couple of months running there have been issues with finalizing the list on Patreon’s end.
At the beginning of 2023, I'll also be officially changing the way my Patreon takes payments so that'll make things a bit easier too. Fi...
2022-10-08 00:14:22 +0000 UTC
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Almost halfway through the event audios! Here's our next roleplay, scheduled for October 21. Big Bad Wolf Girl Falls for You
You're a village courier, the only human allowed passage through treacherous forest territory--and a wolf girl has been watching you! Though you both know it's forbidden by your peoples, this dangerous monster girl has grown attached to you--and you to h...
2022-10-07 03:13:31 +0000 UTC
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This audio is the first of two "standby" audios that are currently scheduled for the end of the event. However, it might get pushed back into November depending on how things shape up as the month wears on. Enjoy! Date Night with Your Non-Yandere Wife
It's your anniversary! What better way to celebrate than a night out with your adoring wife? One hitch: you're a jealous yander...
2022-10-07 01:43:29 +0000 UTC
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Audio #4! I hoped to get #5 out tonight but this one gave me some real trouble during edits so expect that tomorrow instead! I hope you like: Shy Vampire Roommate Begs to Cuddle for Warmth
This cute, shy vampire has been your roomie for awhile, and as monster girls go she's pretty easy to handle! But now the weather is turning cold and she could really use someone to warm her ...
2022-10-06 04:18:52 +0000 UTC
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Ten audios to go! And at least one more coming tonight.
This audio's thumbnail had a little revision; I realized while editing that the content + thumbnail might inadvertently make folks think it's related to my Perky Slasher Girlfriend Helps You Open a Summer Camp audio, so I figured I'd try to nip that in the bud. (I hope you're all enjoying getting to see alternate thumbnails when I mess one up and revise it r...
2022-10-06 01:17:03 +0000 UTC
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Hiyo, Patrons! It's time for your weekly look at what's coming down the pipeline, plus the remaining Here for the Boos thumbnails!
The first two audios of Here for the Boos 2 are complete and posted for patrons. The next batch is undergoing edits and final polishes; a couple more should be up by tomorrow afternoon, with a few more after that over the weekend. My current timeline is to have pretty much everything done (including standby audios) and available for Patrons by the 10th. Then...
2022-10-04 17:06:08 +0000 UTC
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Two audios down, eleven to go! Please enjoy: Yandere Mermaid Kidnaps You!
Stranded alone in dangerous waters, a friendly mermaid comes to your rescue! But this lonely monster girl is no savior: she's an unstable yandere and she's going to keep you forever, whether you like it or not.
[F4A] [Unstable] [Possessive] [Deceptively Perky] [Yandere] [Mermaid] [Blackmail] [C...
2022-10-03 00:50:19 +0000 UTC
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Sorry this is a couple hours late! I ran into some last minute audio export problems. All fixed now, though! So there should be at least one more audio coming out tonight. 🤞 For now, please enjoy: Bossy Lamia Coworker Cares For You When You're Sick
You’re home sick! But don’t worry, your cute lamia friend from work is here to take care of you, tuck you in and nurse you ...
2022-10-02 22:25:11 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! Yaaay.
Also, as there's been a little confusion, I wanted to let you all know that you can leave a request/suggestion anytime during the month! It doesn't have to be on the day I make this post. 💖
Please keep in mind that any suggestions based on established franchises won't be filled exactly. I don't want to get slapped with a cease & desist! However: I can probably do something generally "inspired" by those ...
2022-10-02 03:17:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello, patrons! It's time for some sneak peeks of what October's got in store. The first half of the event's thumbnails are finally finished; the last half are still being tweaked. Let's have a look!
Cute Lamia Coworker Cares For You When You're Sick - October 3
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2022-10-02 03:08:36 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! Welcome to September's chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy hideaway to update each other on what we’ve been doing and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
Autumn is here! Sort of. And I don't know what it's been like near you, but mine has been by turns crisp, wet and a little bleh. Still, I'll take any excuse I can get to snuggle under blankets and drink hot tea, and the start of fall is a fantastic excuse to do that. (No cracks about ...
2022-10-01 02:08:30 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, Patrons! Today's early access audio is short and sweet, but I can't wait to do the rest of the series sometime down the line. (Also the thumbnail got a quick makeover! I realized while preparing this post that I didn't want to post two redheads back to back 😆)
And now, I present to you: Falling for Your Royal Guard!
You're the beloved but overprotected heir to ...
2022-09-27 19:51:37 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! It's time for your weekly glance into Vanilla Velvet Audio's crystal ball.
First! This week's early access audio will be: Falling for Your Royal Guard! Here's the thumbnail, if you haven't seen it yet.
That will be up tomorrow for you!
Next: I got a few scripts in the can this weekend for Here for the Boos 2. 🎉 Not quite as many as I'd hoped, but ...
2022-09-26 23:23:45 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to this week's early access audio! My first foray into a universe populated with kaiju from the other side of the battle, ha. I hope you enjoy Making Your Tsundere Mech Pilot Confess!
This tomboy-ish tsundere mech pilot is dominant, no-nonsense and always in control...except when it comes to her feelings! She's got a secret crush on you, but as the mechanic wi...
2022-09-20 18:09:33 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! It's time for our weekly planning and update post.
Last week I asked you all to vote on a number of scripts under consideration to help me plan the rest of September's audios and you did! Thanks for that! The winner was Falling for Your Royal Guard by a long shot, with two other scrip...
2022-09-19 22:23:54 +0000 UTC
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We're two weeks out from the start of October and you know what that means: it's time to begin planning in earnest for our upcoming event, Here for the Boos 2!
As you know, I've spent the past couple of weeks lining up scripts, getting early access permissions, whittling down possibilities and all that fun stuff. In some ways the workload is more robust than last years (I wasn't monetized and didn't have a Patreon back then, so I didn't have to worry about certain things!) but in ...
2022-09-18 16:07:22 +0000 UTC
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It's been a couple of weeks since I asked for sidekick name suggestions, both here and on youtube. There were a LOT to choose from. After a bit of waffling, I narrowed the field. Now it's your turn to narrow it even further! Pick up to three of your favorite listener suggested names below; the name(s) with the most votes will be added to the list of finalists alongside my own picks. In a week or so, ...
2022-09-18 02:13:53 +0000 UTC
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There's no scenery left in the world, for I have chewed it all. I found the top and went over it. Both ways. Uphill. In the snow. Evilly.
And now, without further ado: Serving a Dorky Evil Queen
An evil sorceress has taken over the kingdom and made you her chancellor! You should be terrified but it’s hard to feel menaced by such a total dork. Still, you...
2022-09-13 13:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Good evening, Patrons! It’s time for this week’s planning and update post. First on the agenda is a sneak peek at this week’s audio: Serving a Dorky Evil Queen!
Is the script silly? Oh, you betcha! I didn't have time to record over the weekend as I initially planned, so I'll be doing that and editing tonight in one long cram session. Luckily, I have a free day tomorrow, a...
2022-09-13 01:30:58 +0000 UTC
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(This is a repost; multiple choice voting was broken on the last one! Sorry about that!)
Hi, all! It's time for everyone's favorite game show: Make Up Velvet's Mind!
(We need a catchier title. We'll never sweep the ratings with a name like that!)
While I have this week's audio all lined up, September 21 & 28 remain TBA, so I thought now would be the perfect time for a patron exclusive vote!
Script Possibilities:
2022-09-12 02:01:17 +0000 UTC
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I'm back with the script, finally! Sorry it took so long. I wrote this one in a single sitting over a couple of hours, so there was a lot of shorthand and terrible formatting. It took a lot of clean-up to make it readable to anyone outside my own head. 💀 The audio is already up, so you can listen to it and read along if you like!
NOTES ON THE WRITING PROCESS:
Since this script was base...
2022-09-10 01:13:09 +0000 UTC
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