thecarlotta

Hey!

When you're the first one ready and have to wait on everyone else! LOL

<3 Carlotta

Groovy Baby

This look is giving me real 70's vibes!

xoxo Carlotta

Patrons $10 + dropbox link

Hey everyone,

Here's your link for the month 

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/i9bfev81ud9gohi/AADLj5c94SLcSciPjgIzyL-ca?dl=0

and the password is lovebites5

Custom level fans

Hey everyone,

I have been on and off about keeping the custom highest level for patreon. It is a large amount of work for me to maintain, and prior to patreon I was charging significantly more for custom work. Rather than doing away with this level I will be upping the cost, as it is too time consuming to do for such a low rate. I know there are only 1 or 2 of you who are at this level, but I wanted to be up front and let you all know so you can cancel if you want, before the month expires. 2017-07-29 18:34:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Good lord, what a week.

I'm going to try to hustle and get everything posted in the next few days, but I need to be honest with all of you, I'm having a really rough day(s).

Last week my dog sprouted a freaky tumor almost over night. I brought her to the vet, and he said we needed it removed immediately. In less than 24 hours she was on the operating table, and the vet seemed hopeful-pending pathology reports. 

Sometimes you hear that deaths happen in waves. It seems that way. Last weekend a model acquaint...

Strange weekend

This was a bizarre and sad weekend for me. I literally knew of 4 people who died in the span of 3 days, but one specific person I worked with at Playboy. I can't say we were friends really, more of work acquaintances, but we were cordial and would exchange pleasantries any time we saw each other. She was quick to dish out compliments and make the girls feel special and she always made sure the morning show was running smoothly.  I'm sad for those who loved her, and angry with those who t...

WE DID IT!!

Hey everyone,

I just saw that we've officially reached 100 patrons! It is Sunday and I'm heading out for a Game of Thrones party, but I'll have a bonus photo set up tomorrow for all subscribers on all levels of Patreon.

Thank you so much, you all are the best friends and fans a gal could ask for. <3 <3 <3

xoxo

Carlotta

P.S. The photo above is by East Hill Photography

Life, or something like it.

Well, I guess I have some stuff to tell you guys.

First off, I've decided not to move. My significant is moving in with me, and we're going to take over the 2nd bedroom as more or less a big closet and shooting space. This is a pretty expensive ordeal since it is making my rent go up significantly, but after multiple apartment rejections and the frustration of looking at a zillion places, it just seems like the most ideal option for the time being. I'm going to hope to buy a house at th...

Chaos is my life

I'm sitting in a chair at the hair salon waiting for my dye to take hold and trying to think of all the things I need to do. Make brownies for a party tonight, get sorted for Chicago, advertise that I'll be at exxxotica, message photographers I'm booked with. Find a new apartment. Bring the dog to the vet. Go to the pharmacy. Update billing. Do photo editing. Post more on patreon... So here I am, lol. 

Letting you all know the details of my life. A member on here told me they want ...

Oddities!

Oddities are on my brain because I was at the Rose Bowl flea market this morning, and I saw the weirdest thing. It was a record player made out of a taxidermied goat, and its butt was a speaker horn. SO.BIZARRE.

Anyway, one of my great passions is freakshows, sideshows, oddities and things of that nature. I wanted to share a few polaroid photos taken at Ryan Matthew Cohn's home. He is a private collector and was on the tv show Oddities. I've been fortunate to meet him a few times, and have had...

June Photoset is up!

Patrons $20+ the first June photoset is up! This is a GORGEOUS series of images from my trip to Sicily last year, by the super talented Tara Simon. 

This sunrise was to die for, but the water was a lot more violent than anyone expected. I walked away covered in scrapes, another photographer fell, another was slammed into coral by a wave, and our group leader Anastasia was stung by a jellyfish! We were a sad group of by the end of that excursion.... but at the beginning, look how great I l...

Splish Splash I was takin' a bath...

Check out that rubber duck! He was the star of the show... lol!

<3,

Carlotta

One of my favs...

Photo by GEA photography

xoxo, 

Carlotta

Happy June!

This month came too fast! I'm not ready for another birthday... but it will be here on Sunday. I guess I'll celebrate in my birthday suit ;)

The snapchats are up, I'll be posting more in the next few days. Please give me a little leeway on updates since this weekend I'm going to be partying it up, haha! 

Photo is by the amazing Billy Sheahan from Zoefest last year in Hawaii. <3

xoxo

Carlotta

New update, and all the things!

Hey everyone!!

I'm so sorry I've been absent, but my 8 day trip to Florida was quite a doozie. I had very little internet connection, so now I'm trying to play catch up.  For my upper level members, check your dropboxes, I just added another photoset for the month!!

Anyhoo, the day before I left on my trip to Florida, my main credit card got stolen. This sucked pretty hard, because all of my auto-billing has been failing for over a week and everything on the card had issues (rental ...

Been traveling, new update tonight!

Hey everyone, I'm sorry I've been out of touch but I've been on quite a long trip with very poor internet access. I'm going to get an update up tonight, but I wanted you all to know I'm not forgetting about you :-) This photo is of me and sexy Mario at Megacon Orlando from this past weekend.

xoxo,

Carlotta

HOME!!

Hello my friends! 

I have finally returned from my road trip with Titania to San Francisco, and am SWAMPED with stuff to catch up on now that I'm home. First thing's first, I got all the prints signed and shipped! 

I wanted to let y'all know all about our trip though. Titania and I are creating a wardrobe and styling business together-so we hit up some stuff to give us ideas and inspiration.. plus it was an opportunity to have LOTS and LOTS of fun! She flew to Los Angeles and w...

Shower Time!

Who doesn't take a shower laying down?!? 

xoxo, Carlotta

Photos above by Jerry Caldwell

Funky polaroids!

Hey everyone!

I'm on the road right now, so I'll be updating probably tomorrow night or the following due to a very hectic schedule-please be patient, the first week of May is crazy for me. I'm currently touring with Titania Lyn, and we are on our way to San Francisco. 2 photoshoots tomorrow, 2 the next day...and the list goes on... 

Anyhoo, here are some of the polaroids going out to my $50 patrons for the month. I'm quite in love with this Polaroid set taken of me by Titani...

I wanted to post a few more of these...

I like sharing older sets of myself, and these images are some of my favorites. The photographer asked me not to credit him because he is a very known fashion photographer and can't have his image linked to nude work, but the quality he puts out is always incredible, and I so love collaborating with him.

This photoset was taken in a boutique hotel in Texas, and the photographer used blue gels shining through the back of the shower to get this effect.  I love the way the water was captured...

This month has been so hectic!

Hey guys,

I'm sorry I've been out of touch for the last week. I traveled to Chicago to work C2E2 and I was literally up at 6:30am and not in until 10pm every day. I was exhausted.. still am. For whatever reason I'm having a bit of an issue with insomnia today :(

Anyway though, Chicago was great. I didn't get to do a lot while I was there, but I really enjoy comicons, and getting to work them means experiencing all of the hustle and bustle of shopping and costumes and SO MUCH artwork... w...

New photoset posted!

Check your inbox!!!

xoxo,

Carlotta

Checking out some old photos..

I wanted to share some old photos I just fell back onto from.. good lord.. 2007 or 2008?  I took these images in Ohio during a snow storm. I love how warm I look even though it was anything but.  

These photos also remind me of a crazy flight home. The plane couldn't land because of an intense amount of fog, so we circled the airport for over an hour until we were running out of fuel.. they decided to let us land, and when we went to, there was a plane right underneath us. We went fr...

Check out that bootay!

Hey everyone,

This one is a fun homage to bad home videos of the 70's and 80s, taken by Dean Capture. 

Also, the photo above is from a time when my thighs were a bit thicker.. but look at that bootay! Taken by TH Taylor in 2014 :)

xoxo

hey y'all

I just wanted everyone to know that I haven't forgotten about ya! I've been crazy busy shooting in AZ for the shootout, but I'll be back on Tuesday and I'll be able to get some updates going then. I apologize for the delay!

xoxo,

Carlotta

Life updates

Hey everyone, 

This month has been really hectic! First off, these photos were taken by Tom Lane about 5 or 6 years ago in Chicago.. I'm revisiting these because I'm going to Chicago next month for the first time in almost 3 years! I am going to eat SO much deep dish pizza.  If any of you are locals, I will be working the Comic Books Against Cancer booth at C2E2 (April 21-23), so please come visit me!!

I have some BIG BIG projects in the works. I am going to be launching a busi...

Amelia

Hey everyone,

I wanted to revisit these photos I took of the incredible Amelia Simone at the AZ shootout some years back. This location was pretty cool-it was a paint ball field. Outside of lots of paint and color everywhere, the old crashed airplanes and trailers made for some pretty fantastic shooting spots. I wish I could go back there again some day, I don't feel like I fully utilized the space.. but considering it was middle of the day sunlight, I'm quite happy with  what I di...

A picture in a picture

I was photographing Amelia Simone, and Wildman Chuck was capturing me taking her photo, lol. I'm posting this mostly because I want to remind myself to find my external harddrive and revisit these images of her to share with you all asap!

xoxo

Carlotta

Photoset now posted!

Hey everyone,

New photoset taken of me by the fabulous Chelsea Christian from the swamplands of Florida is now available!

To see more of her work (mostly in modeling), follow her at https://www.patreon.com/chelseachristian/posts

The Great War

I'm in a big advertisement for a documentary on PBS. Finally a tearsheet I can show my grandmother! 😂😂😂

<3, Carlotta