THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 15th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might win THE GARMY GAME SHOW! A very spiritual VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! And, we've got DEAD ALIENS in Mexico!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 14th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Who belongs in the TOY HALL OF FAME?! What do they eat in GREENLAND?! And, meet the folks who have SEX WITH GHOSTS!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 13th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute the king of the CLOWNS! The debut of SWEATY EDDIE! And, we put our stank on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
Steve Ashton's Funeral
Steve's daughter, Lily, has invited the Garmy to attend Steve's funeral service, virtually.
The service will be held on Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 at 11am UK TIME.
(If you'd like to view the service, make sure to calculate the time difference.)
Here's the link: https://watch.obitus.com/4EFpCK
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2023-09-12 16:16:08 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 12th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Who do you HIGH FIVE?! What's wrong with Eddie's THUMB?! Why did Ralph poop in a HAT?! The answers to these questions and MORE! Plus our tribute to NATIONAL POLICE WOMAN DAY!
FOUR-STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA! Tonight!
Calling all FOUR-STAR generals in the Garmy!
Join us TONIGHT: September 11th, at 7PM (PDT) for the FOUR-STAR WATCH PARTY!
(Sorry for the late notice, but due to some scheduling issues, tonight is the only time we can do it!)
See you there!
Munchin' Monday: SPRATS!
Jack Sprat could eat no fat ... But, can Eddie Pence eat a SPRAT?!
Ralph gives Eddie a PRESENT!
Ralph celebrates the return of NFL football with a special gift for Eddie!
2023-09-11 07:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 11th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: THE BOYS ARE BACK! And, Ralph gives Eddie a special PRESENT! Also, Jack Sprat could eat no fat, but can Eddie eat SPRAT? And, the greatest collectibles auction EVER!
For Garmy FOOTBALL fans!
The new NFL season is upon us!
And that means the return of Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports and our weekly segment, WHAT'S THE BUZZ!
2023-09-08 07:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
EDDIE IN LAS VEGAS!
If you've been missing Eddie this week ... Here he is!
It's a "behind the scenes" look at the glitzy life of a stand-up comedian in Sin City!
2023-09-01 07:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 1st, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The VIDEO VAULT! The GARMY GAME SHOW! It's our TRR "BACK-TO-SCHOOL Special"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 31st, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: DEATH to "Death Hoaxers"! Why is BURGER KING being sued?! And, The History of BOOBS!
LIVE FOUR STAR PARTY!
Watch Ralph and Queen J record LIVE!
Join us in the Batcave!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30TH, 2023 at 7pm (PDT)
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 30th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We'd cross the desert for this ONE-HIT WONDER! The one place in America where NO ONE should live! And, has THE LOCH NESS MONSTER finally been found?! (Spoilers: No.)
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 29th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: QUEEN J sits in for Eddie "Mr. Vegas" Pence! TV TUNES TUESDAY goes punk! And, Ralph wants to be ROBIN HOOD!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Hemp Milk!
Ralph actually went to a farm and milked some hemps!
So good and so good for you!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 28th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a MUNCHIN' MONDAY from the milky way! Eddie goes HIGH-TECH! And, what famous beverage was originally known as BRAD'S DRINK?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 25th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute the films of WILLIAM FRIEDKIN with picks from the Video Vault! The Garmy Game Show is a DANZA EXTRAVAGANZA! And, more of Ralph and Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 24th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Prepare for a SEX U. oral exam! Will Eddie get a high-tech upgrade?! And, "Happy Birthday" to Ralph's LAVALANTULA co-star, Steve Guttenberg!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 23rd, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: An international smash ONE-HIT WONDER! how you can go to the movies for just FOUR BUCKS! And, a heartfelt tribute to the national treasure that is TONY DANZA!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 22nd, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We won't let TV TUNES TUESDAY boss us around! Plus, we take on the whole country of SCOTLAND! And, we fondly remember our days as THE TOOTH FAIRY!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Sour Cream and Raisin Pie!
A favorite of the Midwest!!!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 21st, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet and sour MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's giving away FREE DVDs?! And, how to STEAL THE MONA LISA!
STEVE AND DAISY SING FOR US
We will always remember "Sing-a-Long" Saturdays and Sundays ...
2023-08-18 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post