Big Welcome, page 3.
....And Tina is not about to let Nature out-generositate her.
2020-05-24 18:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post
....And Tina is not about to let Nature out-generositate her.
2020-05-24 18:48:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The parameters of the task have been made clear, so Reacher is on the job.
2020-05-23 16:23:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The Yule Cat retreats back to the Vale of Legends. Our flatulent heroes are victorious?
2020-05-22 15:15:59 +0000 UTC View Post
When the remaining chunks of the Mari Lywd finally exit Icelad's bowels, they're immediately set on fire. I think it's safe to say they haven't enjoyed their visit to consensus reality.
2020-05-20 16:57:49 +0000 UTC View Post
As previously revealed, legends can affect each other. Savage Squirrel is the most famous non-powered hero in the country - a bit of a legend. Which is why the Yule cat wants to eat him first. But the Mink has kept herself as anonymous as she can. So while her mundane powers may be great, she is not legendary......yet.
2020-05-18 15:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Bit of a treat for you good Patrons, this time. The fella who commissioned the Bull and Mouse pages "missing" from the first Jim and Picca story, is springing for a sequel to "Hebrivore Meat Addict" from Big Funnies.
Hey yeah, why don't I include a PDF of that original story with this month's Perks, for those of you who haven't read Big Funnies? Get ya caught up. Heh...... I love my job.
2020-05-17 17:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our boy gets right to work, and why shouldn't he?
2020-05-17 17:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post
You need someone found, you call in the best manhunter you got. Is Reacher moving up in the world?
.....And now you know why he prefers to go by his last name only.
2020-05-16 17:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The Yule Cat, being a cat, can't help playing with her prey. It may not be the best strategy, but when you're the size of a house, who needs strategy?
2020-05-15 16:29:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Before anyone goes "But no true Scotsman...", being a kilt-wearing hero (and superheroing very often involves public displays of athletic violence) means certain concessions to indecency laws.
....Not that any DECENT person should be peeking up Scotman's kilt.
2020-05-13 15:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
So one of my fave artists is offering cheap chibi commissions to support the purchase of medical equipment for frontline responders (a good cause, if I ever heard one) here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9490183/#cid:57125564
I got one of Scotman and Icelad, just for lulz (the prices are very reasonable). They came out so cute, I couldn't resist posting 'em here. Enjoy!
2020-05-12 18:16:28 +0000 UTC View Post
As our twitchy, prey-sized heroes will be the first to tell you, sheer size and strength isn't everything in a fight. But it matters, it matters.
2020-05-11 16:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This Sunday's dessert is different: I was inspired to create another saga set in the Program Switch world. At four pages a month, I got Female Pleasure Consultant scripts for roughly a year. But these stories are so swollen with spooge, I fear Patreon might choke on it. So I'm gonna try cutting out the middlemen with private subscriptions. To wit:
I plan to make 4 pages a month, posting them to my subscribers every Sunday. If I c...
Yes, the clothes come off on page two. Geez, you guys have no patience.
2020-05-10 16:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Believe her, Doc. She shot three fellas in the face, not an hour ago. What's one more?
2020-05-09 18:59:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Something's throwing a lotta shade.....
2020-05-08 13:13:35 +0000 UTC View Post
"Real" or mythological, very few who pass through Icelad's intestines are happy with the experience.
As for Annabelle's prayer, it seems that the newspapers' choice of name for the Mink, "The Faltown Angel" has spurred heated debate in local religious circles as to the possibility of her actually being a Heaven-sent angel. Some she has healed of crippling wounds are convinced of it.
2020-05-06 16:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post
What's scary about a burly Scot wielding a razor-sharp claymore sword? Unless you're an Englishman, of course.
2020-05-04 16:34:59 +0000 UTC View Post
....And as usual, the main Sunday porn is followed by a similarly uninhibited dessert. That wraps up what happened "off-panel" in the first Jim and Picca story. What should I run for dessert after the upcoming 2T-Tina Sunday pages? Is there anything you good Patrons have been jonesing for?
2020-05-03 19:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post
And that was the Wof-Mare trilogy, unless I come up with an idea for the 4th chapter.
Next up, a pleasant evening of Two-Ton Tina entertaining an energetic guest.
2020-05-03 19:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Old rats are few in Herman's world. Having seen death up close - sometimes at his own hand - Herman has come to terms with his mortality. But Anna is young, in love and determined to fight the Reaper to the ends of her ability.
2020-05-02 18:38:22 +0000 UTC View Post
When this black cat crosses your path, it definitely is bad luck.
2020-05-01 16:47:41 +0000 UTC View Post
The terrifying apparitions........pursue the feckless Yule Spirits.
2020-04-27 17:20:54 +0000 UTC View Post
And for dessert, more Bull and Mouse extreme porking.
2020-04-26 20:41:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Even the best of gangbangs eventually come to an end.
2020-04-26 20:37:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Anna IS a sweet, kind girl. Which is why that soldier begging for his life will be ringing in her ears for pretty much the rest of her life. But Herman was hurt bad, and the surviving soldiers were between her and the medical kit. So what had to be done, was done.
2020-04-25 17:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know what happens if one is bitten by a zombie. But what happens when the zombie gets bitten by a berserker?
2020-04-24 17:16:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Indeed, why not? If "Kick a pre-christian Yule-themed zombie in the goolies" was on Scotman's bucket list, it is now checked off.
2020-04-22 16:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You gotta watch out for those quick-handed little nut-grabbers!
2020-04-20 15:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post