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Atonement, page 8.

Man, having both a social life and an art (yeah, yeah, call this stuff what you want, to me it is my art) career is ......not easy. But here I am, more or less on scedule, so it seems I can handle it. So far.

   As for the story, that's just not true! You're not falling for this line of hooey, are you, girls? Girls?

Atonement, page 7.

Yikes! 11:51 when I post this. Well, that's still technically morning. 

   In Mathilda's story, Greg gets smaller and smaller, and Frannie gets uglier and uglier...

The Humor of Wizards, page 8.

....And the Teeka dessert. Piece of advice, kids: If someone grants you a magic wish, be REALLY SPECIFIC about exactly what it is you want.

Reform School Boys, page 2.

Sorry to post so late in the day, but I had to finish drawing this page, scan it, clean it up and color it. There's a surprising amount of work behind the lightweight fluff you see on your screens, not that I'm complaining.

Open Season, page 3.

Bit of a simplification - the founding principles were inconsistently applied, much as they were in the real-life America. But it is these egalitarian principles that allowed the nation to grow into a powerful and prosperous polity. We discard them at our peril.

Atonement, page 6.

The story (and Frannie) gets uglier...

Atonement, page 5.

A hah! Mathilda is slandering her rival, Frannie. I knew something like this was coming!

Atonement, page 4.

Hmmmm. Mathilda's tale starts out harmless? This can't last.

The Humor of Wizards, page 7.

....And Teeka for dessert, as usual.

   I'd go into detail about the plot and psychology displayed on this page - but my readers are a sharp lot, so I'm gambling they'll be able to figure it out for themselves.

Reform School Boys, page 1.

This story is set in the Program Switch world. There's SO much more to a Saturday Morning cartoon world being introduced to sex, than just Henry and Millie's adventures. I couldn't let it go at just 66 pages.

   So here's a quick little story, set in a school dealing with the fallout of introducing sex to a bunch of perhaps overly energetic and enthusiastic young bucks.

   I can't promise it'll all be in color, but I like the idea of a color Sunday page, and...

Open Season, page 2.

Problem being, if you mercilessly weed out the stupid, you end up with smart peasants. And that does not bode well for the aristocracy.

Atonement, page 3.

Oh oh. Are the microworlders about to be fed some of what bovines are notorious for producing in large piles?

    And yes, this story might be just a LIIIIIITLE mammary-centric. Which reminds me, I'm still not sure about Patreon's policy on cartoon nipples. Bah. Guess I'll mark this page Patrons Only, just to be on the safe side. But seriously - exactly what IS supposed to happen if someone under 18 sees a drawing of a breast?

Atonement, page 2.

It's a witch-duel! Which witch can bewitch the other witch first?

Atonement, page 1.

Off we go on a brand new adventure! And while I'm on here: When I sent 'em out, a number of my electronic Patreon perks generated "delivery delayed" notices in my e-mail. So if you're a Patron on my PDF-via-email Perks list, and you haven't gotten the "Big Game Hunters" PDF, please contact me. I'll try to send it again.

The Humor of Wizards, page 6.

Program Switch for Sunday brunch, Teeka for dessert. I quite like that routine. Looks like Teeka, deep in the lair of the Wizard, faces the hero's challenge of ....the spitroast! Da da da dommmm!

Program Switch, page 66.

Thus ends the story of Henry the Horn's strange dimension-hopping adventure. But this is not the last we'll see of Cutieworld: Because I just can't leave well enough alone, next week we launch into the dramatic tale of the REFORM SCHOOL BOYS!

Open Season, page 1.

I'm starting the adventures of Herman Orca in the free Saturday slot. It may take a year or two to run the stories I've already drawn at the rate of one a week. But by then, I hope to have some brand new stories whomped up. Herman's story will be finished yet!

   As for those of you wondering how "The Diet" came out, I can finish scanning and cleaning up the pages - & then publish it as a Patreon Perk, how's that?

Roslyn Intro, page 2.

There, that should set up the Roslyn story starting on Monday next. I'd love to keep running pages in color, but the limitation of only 24 hours in the day decrees that they'll be in black and white. I don't suppose there are any unemployed colorists out there willing to work for super cheap?

Roslyn Intro, page 1.

So my next story takes place in Roslyn, a world cooked up by my old friend, Corman. He likes to have the characters created by his fellow cartoonists visit the place.

    He's also a bit of a freak for mammaries (no, really?), so these stories are "non-canon". But they're also good, clean fun, so I'm fairly confident you'll enjoy them. But for those of you who have no idea what the hell I'm on about, I've whomped up a short introduction to the subject. Enjoy!

Rumbolt at Home, page 14.

The end. Hope you enjoyed this little tale. Next up, a brand-new story (I'm drawing it as fast as I can!) from ROSLYN, where big things come in pairs.

   Oh, and if you are a new Patron who contributed over $3 this month - If you haven't already, please send me your address if you want a physical comic for your perk, or an e-mail if you want the PDF. I don't want to stiff a Patron, but neither do I want to bombard anyone with unwanted stuff. So you gotta tell me these things, OK...

The Humor of Wizards, page 5.

So they're not masters of improv. I'd still watch that.

   Huh....reminds me that one of my 2017 goals is to get some animation rolling at last. Got me some Moho 11 (nee Anime Studio) software, got me some instructional videos. Dunno what channel would run "The Adventures of Teeka and Doctor Dee", but it's an amusing thought.

Program Switch, page 65

Hmmmm. Seems getting his dick sucked really DOES help Henry think.

   And of course, Happy New Year! I'd say that it can hardly help being better than 2016, but I'm afraid Murphy might be listening. So let's just wait and see.

Rumbolt at Home, page 13.

Like I said: In real life, the bodies of your opponents don't evaporate after you shoot them. Even for a fellow deep inside the system like Rumbolt, there are consequences for pulling the trigger.

Rumbolt at Home, page 12.

Defeating your enemies is a good thing.  But as life is not a videogame, that does not make the harm they did magically go away.

Rumbolt at Home, page 11.

Wow. Such faith that guy had in Rumbolt's compassion and forgiveness. Or maybe he was just a complete moron. Hey, could be both!

Rumbolt at Home, page 10.

And just to forestall any complaints, Rumbolt's house is not a pasteboard shack. The outer walls are made of reinforced concrete, which can easily stop a bullet.

The Humor of Wizards, page 4.

And as tradition demands, the Sunday dessert page. Gosh, I wonder what Dogorn wants?

Program Switch, page 64.

Merry Yule! May you find what you really want under the tree - or under the robe, whatever....

Rumbolt at Home, page 9.

The storm finally breaks. BOOM!

Better make this Patrons only. Not because of the guys getting shot in the head at point-blank range, but because of the exposed nipple on the bouncing booby. America is still pretty messed up when it comes to anything to do with the body...

Rumbolt at Home, page 8.

Rumbolt is a badger, so yes, an explosive temper kinda comes with the package.