DangerousASMR

Cooking with Danger: Spinach Manicotti -- (Cooking ASMR) (Binaural) (No Talking)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Cooking with Danger! Sit with me in my kitchen as I put together another simple recipe* for your binaural ASMR enjoyment.

*Recipe will be posted later today so you can make it yourself, because of course you should, because it's delicious

Spending the Day with Your Influencer Girlfriend Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's (slightly) early upload, Spending the Day with Your Influencer Girlfriend!

Song is Carefree by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com)

Short Fuse, Pt. 2: Sating a Horny Pregnant Goblin Rogue -- (Female x Male) (NSFW) (Binaural)

"Please, Stinky! You don't understand how bad I need this... pleaaaaaase..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the NSFW FxM continuation of the Horny Goblin Rogue erotic series Short Fuse, written once again by the immaculate sofi p!

Part 1 be here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75279964

Under the Skin: a Body Horror ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Medical Horror)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a body horror roleplay, Under the Skin, written by the wonderful Tallers!

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 33 -- (Buttplug ala No)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction... it's always delightfully regrettable.

What Sparks Joy: Dragon Mommy is a Filthy Hoarder ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's (slightly) early upload, the poll-winning roleplay selection for this month featuring a loving, sugar-mama Dragon and written by the always wonderful sofi p!

The Nobleman and the Maid ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you enjoy today's (belated) early upload, The Nobleman and the Maid, written by the wonderful A.J.!

Domme Girlfriend Goes Hard: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural) (BDSM)

"You remember your safe word, right baby? We can't be too careful... because I'm going to give you exactly what you want..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxF erotic roleplay featuring the Domme Girlfriend doing a little roleplay of her own.

Join Me This Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me this Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your awful, painful, truly, truly painful suggestions)!

When:     Saturday, March 23rd, 8 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:        This is a question I ask myself on a nearly daily basis...

The Queen and Her Desert Flower, Pt. 6 -- (Female x Female) (Pharaoh) (Finale)

I hope you enjoy today's (belated, slightly early) upload, the finale of the FxF pharaoh roleplay series, The Queen and Her Desert Flower, written once again by the fantastic Azura246!

P.S. Part 5 if you need it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87360301

P.P.S. Brand new Domme Girlfriend FxF NSFW coming tomorrow!

Vampire Bodyguard Protects You Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the protective Vampire Bodyguard series, written once again by the fantastic Sakura Twister!

Part 1, if you need it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87210234

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 41 -- (A Summer of Wolves 5)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction!

In this episode: our protagonist begins his transition to the "find-out" stage

Slave to a Succubus ASMR Roleplay, Pt 5 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's (slightly) early upload, the long-long-long-awaited continuation of the Slave to a Succubus series, written once again by the lovely Kyle R!

Part 4: https://www.patreon.com/posts/slave-to-asmr-pt-37385145

Monster Girl March

Please pick from the options below to let me know which Monster Girl you want to see the most this month.  The winning choice will be made into an audio later in the month.

Poll runs for one week, so make sure you vote before the time runs out!

Battle-Mech Maintenance with Your Mechanic Friend Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's (slightly) early upload, a Battle-Mech Maintenance roleplay written by the fantastic Dark Horse!

Taco Night: Comfort for Punishment Gone Wrong -- (Female x Female) (Lewd)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a spicy (maybe even too spicy) FxF roleplay about what happens when a naughty punishment goes awry... 

Meeting your (Secret) Kitsune Girlfriend ASMR Roleplay, Pt 1 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's (slightly) early upload, a roleplay about meeting a beautiful girl with a dangerous secret...

Suggest a Monster Girl Roleplay

Hey, guys!  For March, I'm letting you have your say on the options for this month's poll.  

Comment below which monster girl roleplay you want to see -- the top picks will then be put into a poll to be voted on later this month, where the winning choice will be made into a SFW/NSFW for your listening pleasure.

Don't delay, comment today!

On a Date with your Mom's Horny Friend ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Male) (NSFW) (Binaural)

"Relax, baby... it's fine.  No one will notice what a needy little slut you are..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the long-awaited FxM erotic continuation of On a Date with your Mom's Horny Friend!

Claimed by the Demon of the Heart ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, Claimed by the Demon of the Heart, written by the (clearly evil) Ashen!

NSFW tomorrow to clear away the rain of today's audio -- bringing in March with a bang!

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 32 -- (Gas and Ass)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.

In this episode: big nostrils and bigger regrets

Encounter with a Dark Lamia Girl Roleplay, Pt. 7 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia Girl roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic J.D!

P.S. Don't forget to join me at 8 EST for tonight's live Drunk & Dangerous!

P.P.S. Mom's Horny Friend FxM NSFW will be out in the next few days... so prepare to feel submissive and breedable... 

Part 6: https://www.patreon.com/posts/96134347 2024-02-24 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 40 -- (A Summer of Wolves 4)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.

In today's episode: I wouldn't kill you, but you're just so ugly...

Join Me This Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me this Saturday night for 2024's very first patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions)!

When:     Saturday, February 24th, 8 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord Server

Why:        Boredom does things to a person...

Discord invite in case you need it: 2024-02-19 23:30:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Dr. Victoria Frankenstein: Creating the Perfect Woman -- (Female x Female)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, featuring Dr. Frankenstein and her quest to create the perfect woman -- written by the one and only Todd Carney!

Alligator Hunting with a Tsundere Swamp Monster Girl Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Tsundere Swamp Monster Girl series, written once again by the wonderful Dark Horse!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90924752

On a Date with your Mom's Horny Friend, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Female) (NSFW) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxF erotic continuation of On a Date with your Mom's Horny Friend!  

*Before you ask, yes, the FxM will be arriving later this month for your listening pleasure.

Kidnapped for Love by a Yandere Serial Killer ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, Kidnapped for Love by a Yandere Serial Killer, written by the always wonderful and talented Sakura Twister!

Caught in the Vines of a Yandere Dryad ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, featuring a lonely yandere dryad who is just thrilled to have found her soulmate... whether or not they want to be there.

P.S. On a Date with Your Mom's Horny Friend Pt. 2 (NSFW edition) is currently in the works and set to release next week, just in time for Valentine's!

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 39 -- (A Summer of Wolves 3)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.

In today's episode: possibly...maybe... a wolf?!!