Wish
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"Fight your own battles, man."
Redesigned space dread this is what she looks like from now on
2022-05-01 17:51:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Combat
Twitch got a C minus in Support for throwing bottles of healing potion at people. In theory, it would work if they break open, but the bottles are really tough, so they just bruise people.
2022-03-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostRobes
Isaac's second ever wizard robe (the one he's currently wearing) was made entirely by hand and with no magic. His first one came to life and attacked the townsfolk.
2022-03-19 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMock Dungeon
Wizards have turned enough people into noodles to warrant a Noodle Unit at the Wizard Hospital. One day, one of the doctors left a bowl of actual noodles there, and it got the un-noodling treatment and was turned into a person. They named him Ned. He died a week later, but his story brought hope to the wizard patients. The Ned Wing was named after him.
2022-03-16 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Shapeshifter Perks
"What about the coat hanger?"
"Oh, it's just obliterated."
"I... think you're gonna have to pay for that."
2022-03-12 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostForever Grateful
"Minnow, are you still writing that guy's letter?"
"Oh no. This is like, the third letter. We're kind of in a back-and-forth correspondence now."
"...with my name?"
"Yeah, but-"
"Stop."
2022-03-09 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
