Darling Snarl

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow — (free version)

I have not seen Wicked personally. I hear everyone loves it, and I’m sure everything about it is very well done and well crafted by very talented people. But… I’m also pretty confident that it’s just not going to be for me.

Again, I haven’t seen it, but I get the feeling that it’s very “feel good”. And I know it might sound strange to some, but when something feels like it’s designed to make me feel positive, it hits me in a way that feels… frankly, repulsive. I feel...

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow — Eternal Beach City

I have not seen Wicked personally. I hear everyone loves it, and I’m sure everything about it is very well done and well crafted by very talented people. But… I’m also pretty confident that it’s just not going to be for me.

Again, I haven’t seen it, but I get the feeling that it’s very “feel good”. And I know it might sound strange to some, but when something feels like it’s designed to make me feel positive, it hits me in a way that feels… frankly, repulsive. I feel...

Leading The Blind — (free version)

I had a sale last week, but I realize now that I didn’t ever make a post mentioning that to my free users. That’s my bad. So, to make up for it, here’s a fresh new code for “Spring Sale+” in which you can get your first month for 50% off!

The code is MORESPRING at checkout. Oh! And I hope you like the comic, regardless of if you pay for the extra stuff or not, your patronage is very important and significant to me. 💕

Leading The Blind — Eternal Beach City

Do people even still go on blind dates? I think it could be fun, but in the age of Tinder and Bumble and Spatchcock, I’m not sure there’s still a place for such antiquated forms of meeting new people, let alone courtship. Is this bad, progress or just the amoral march of time? Is there such thing as moving too fast?

Also, one of the dating apps I named might actually be a cooking thing. I think it’s Tinder.

The Future is Tits — Eternal Beach City

I was tempted to actually buy a big glass ball and take it to a beach to get the light refraction just right. But, I’d already spent way too many hours drawing this comic, and I think a little research into the science of light bending along with some creative liberties did the trick. Besides, what would I do with a big, heavy glass ball after that? Leave it on the floor for Josie (a cat) to roll around and play with?

Actually, that sounds pretty cute. How much are they on Am...

Falling Flat — Eternal Beach City

You know what? I can’t remember if I’ve ever actually taken off a tire and put a spare on all by myself. I assume I’d be able to, I’ve done it with someone else before. I don’t remember it being that hard.

Although, that person had tools and a jack and stuff. Oh, and a spare tire. Yeah, maybe it is easier with two people.

Not All Men — Eternal Beach City

I have one positive thing to say about the Cybertruck. It is the easiest car I’ve ever had to draw. If I could draw a comic where everyone was a Cybertruck, I’d be able to finish a whole comic every day.

In fact. You want me to do that, Elon? I mean, I guess I could if you paid me. Although, eh, I dunno. Maybe I have to think about it. Keeping that door open though. Don’t close it. I’ve heard what happens if you close it and your fingers are in the way.

Words Are Crazy — Eternal Beach City

Hey! That's mean! I think Kayla is perfectly fine the way she is! In fact, I’d worship her any day! Not that any mortal (or even non-mortal for that matter) should be exulted to the status of a deity for any reason, least of all their physical attributes.

But, I’d do it anyway. Who's with me?!

Naked Ambition — Eternal Beach City

Finished this right before I have to leave for work. Ahhhhh… things… I… I have no time to think of anything to say! How would chatGPT write this post?

You know. I tried it and it sucked. I was going to post whatever it said after this preface as a joke. But… it was just too dumb. It just explained the joke. I think I feel like we’re gonna be okay (for now) as writers.

Something Borrowed — Eternal Beach City

When will it be enough seagull?! Must you have it ALL?!

Necrobaby — Eternal Beach City

Jesus christ is right! What the fuck, Kayla?!

Going Off Half-Clocked — Eternal Beach City

Everything is made up and nothing means anything.

I mean, I guess there’s math and stuff. Math is real. Anything else?

Kayla in the Bathroom — doodle

I’ve got five comics written and I’ve taken a week off work to focus exclusively on comics and stuff related to Eternal Beach City. I may occasionally eat.

I’m not sure how quickly I will produce, but I want to start putting out comics a lot more frequently. Not just to make sure you get as much content as you deserve, but I feel dipping into their world more often is the proper experience for Eternal Beach City.

Anyway, gonna draw now. Well, I’m gonna watch this ...

What’s The Use — Eternal Beach City

New comic! I gotta run to work now!

New Character Design— Lee?

He’s going to be in the next comic and I THINK his name is Lee? Design may be tweaked and maybe his name will be too. I dunno, man! I’m going as fast as I can!

Single Entendres — Eternal Beach City

Misunderstandings may be wacky and fun, but that’s only when it’s anything other than furniture building instructions. That business is as serious as it is frustrating. And you can’t even take a break and lay down for a minute because you’re still building the bed!

New Uniform — Pinup

Looks like the girls are playing a little prankie prank on poor Allison. Girls will be girls I guess!

New Uniform — (pinup - work in progress)

Now I just gotta figure out what it is she’s wearing exactly!

Sign of Things to Come — Eternal Beach City

Is it ever nighttime in Eternal Beach City? You now have your answer. Yes! Also, why would you think it wouldn’t be?

Locals Only — Eternal Beach City

Shaka, brah.

EDIT: I did the hang loose hand thing wrong when I uploaded it before! THE SHAME! But I’ve fixed it now!

Also, one of the surfers is trans, but that’s not an edit. That was true before.

The “Path” Less Traveled — Eternal Beach City

I think Allison’s New Year’s resolution should be to get a Bluetooth speaker that looks like it was made in the last 15 years.

I Hate The 80s — Eternal Beach City

Ugh, and Africa by Toto. If I have to listen to that song one more time I’m going to move to Africa! They probably don’t play that there. Right? That’s gotta be the one place where everyone agrees with me on this.

Eternal Beach City — Wallpaper

Just thought I’d share the wallpaper I use on my phone in case you’d like to use it!

Also, another cartoonist friend of mine bet me $20 I can’t finish the next comic I wrote this morning before the end of the day. (I’m taking that as before I go to sleep.) So, wish me luck!

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Thanks!

-DarlingSnarl

A Rash Decision — Eternal Beach City

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for a rash on her pussy!”

A new idiom I hope catches on.

Squirrel Girl Winter — (pinup)

Merry Christmas! Just finished up this Squirrel Girl pinup piece you all voted on! And this NSFW version is just for you guys! Thank you so much for sticking with me! Time to get back to those comics. I’ve got a lot in store for the coming year!

And here’s the SFW version!

Squirrel Girl — (sketch)

Working on that Squirrel Girl pinup! Still not sure what dialog I'm gonna give her. What's she doing up there anyway?!

Grand Prick — Eternal Beach City

To be fair to Kayla, I don’t know how to drive stick either. I mean, I say that, but I’ve never tried. Maybe I’m a stick savant and I don’t even know it! In fact, I’m pretty sure I am. That would make a lot of sense. I’m just going to go ahead and assume that that’s the case.

Rule34 Poll

Gonna do a little pinup fanart of one of these cute girls. Who I pick will be determined by YOUR CHOICES! Finally! They power is in the hands of the PEOPLE and I’m just a pawn in your hands!

Ya, Quinn — Eternal Beach City

Introducing Quinn! A girl so cool she makes my Patreon subscribers look lame! No, I take it backs even as a joke that’s too far! You dudes and dudettes are so cool and I super appreciate you. You’re on par with Quinn. You don’t get much better than that.

How do you like her? You think these girls are being crazy? Or do you get it?