223: Santa's Extra Stocking Filters
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222: Leisure Cloud Clue-Suckers
Matt and Log and Steve reminisce about the better days of Final Fantasy, get stuck in a leisure centre, and find clues in a go-go-dancer's dick, because obviously.
221: Secret Santana's Xmas Surprise
MERRY KRANGLEMAS AND GOOD WILLIES TO ALL MEN AND ALL WOMEN TOO SURE WHY NOT.
The boys return to the Canal Cafe Theatre for another live Christmas special, full of delights and surprises and delights. Appearing in podcast feeds soon soon soon!
2016-12-15 18:49:28 +0000 UTC View Post220: Wanking Into an Egg - A Review
Three men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in desperate need of release. Two of your ears listening to all of what that entails.
There's one bit where Steve ACTUALLY goes and ACTUALLY does a white wee-wee into an ovoid ovum. We are progressive and we will not be censored.
2016-12-08 14:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post219: Angry Baby Assassinations
The first Regular Features of December. How about that?!
2016-12-01 19:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post218: Welcome to the Parliamentarium, Lady
In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Log and Steve are joined by Sarah Morgan, who is a woman, a fact that did not escape us as we neglect all other aspects of her being to interminably explore her frankly extraordinary gender. Steve goes to Brussels to sort everything out using pedestals. Log buys a house.
And you? You come to our Christmas Live Show, please! December 5th, 19:30, Canal Cafe Theatre, bring your faces and tighten your laces. 2016-11-24 19:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
217: Transatlantic Trumping Times
Hey hey! Some nice stuff to brighten up the dark ash times!
2016-11-18 01:13:57 +0000 UTC View Post216: The US Election Special by Regular Features
I know things are a bit grim at the minute but hopefully this will cheer some of you up a bit.
If you'd like to be part of our Christmas live show, grab yourself a ticket now: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
2016-11-10 13:51:08 +0000 UTC View Post215: The One Shot Egg Stroke... In Space!
You've just downloaded an audio recording of a man gifting masturbatory eggs to his friends in a busy pub in London, you absolute deviant. I'm calling the actual police.
214: Breathy Pissing Pals
Joe started out trying to make the podcast better, then just invented a better podcast. Steve and Log feel events from their lives have been stolen by Black Mirror, which is *just the kind of thing* that would happen in Black Mirror if you just STOPPED to THINK for a SECOND you total SEXMANIAC. Log retaliates.
You want live shows? We got those flooding out of parts of us. Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.es
2016-10-27 10:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post213: Debobble Onion Bladder Chatter
Steve heroically soils himself on public transport in a graceful act of raw and empowering incontinence. Matt's been crawling around in the mud with the mussels, if that's where mussels live. And Log, well boy oh boy, he certainly did sit there are contribute in droves. We hope you enjoy.
We have two live shows! Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.es
It will be fun we promise
2016-10-20 23:10:28 +0000 UTC View Post212: Sexy Times at The Canal Cafe Theatre by Regular Features
HEY HEY! Live podcast. Come to our next one:
https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
211: Awards Snubbery in Waitrose by Regular Features
We weren't nominated for a Games Media Award this year but that's FINE because we don't do this shit for awards. We do it for YOU! XXX
2016-10-06 17:51:03 +0000 UTC View Post210: The Twins Altercation
Patrons! We did a podcast for you and here it is. With love. With energy. With positive vibes coming right at you. In this one Gav continues along his downward spiral, a sad mess of quiche and violence that can never be stopped.
209: The Best Of Joe Skrebels by Regular Features
There was a lot going on this week so it's a Best of Joe freebie for you awesome people.
I've been reliably informed that Gav, Joe and Steve will be recording a lovely episode on SUNDAY this week. We've never done that before so keep your eyes n ears pealed for that next week.
2016-09-22 19:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post208: Hermione's Healthy Dongoloid
Patrons. Patron straws at the ready. Aaaaand suck. Suck up the latest and hottest new episode of podcast, what you helped to make. x
Team Features is in rude health this week, by which we mean we went into a hospital and trumped on all the coma patients. Steve invents a solution for sex in the 22nd century, Joe releases the health records of the US presidential candidates, and Log presents his pilot's license or a pilot season or something. I can't remember.
Come to our live shows! r...
2016-09-15 22:31:43 +0000 UTC View Post207: Live & Barely Legal/Audible by Regular Features
This was recorded live at the Canal Cafe Theatre where unfortunately technical issues meant the recording got ruined so the only one we've got is this shonky version.
This should serve as a reminder that our live shows are best experienced LIVE. Be a part of the next three by purchasing a ticket from here:
canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
You ...
2016-09-08 21:59:32 +0000 UTC View Post206: WhatsApp Bike Smash Ltd
Patrons! Oh my darling patrons. How's it going you lovely beans? I hope you're living it large, and that you might also be in charge. Of what? I don't mind, as long as you're in command of something. Here is the new episode. x
Some like it hot, but I don't know who those people are and I don't much care for them. In this episode Steve dodges leprosy but crashes into a woman with his bike, Joe sidesteps civil behaviour and invades a woman's privacy on a train, and Log sheds his corporeal form t...
2016-09-01 08:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
204: Banknote Busting Mouth Ulcers
What if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man inside of a mouth? What if Log had a list of lies he's made up about how the new banknotes work? Stop wondering what the answers are, we've got them for you right here and it will be way more disappointing that anything your brilliant brain could instantly think up.
Oh and we've got live shows coming up, we would like to meet you there, oh yes: 2016-08-18 22:08:34 +0000 UTC View Post
203: David Brent Tried to Get in My Google Car by Regular Features
We think you'll like this one. xx
2016-08-12 09:03:48 +0000 UTC View Post
201: #Pokemon #StrangerThings #ThingsThatArePopular by Regular Features
Who loves ya, babies? We do. Because you are lovely and you like the things that we do. If you want to get in touch with us remember were regularfeaturespodcast@gmail.com or @regularfeatures on twitter xxx
2016-07-28 22:55:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Episode 200 Live Party by Regular Features
Episode 200! Yes, we did it. And it's all thanks to YOU!
We've got the best community of people in the world. You're all bonkers and fantastic and we love you all xxx
2016-07-21 15:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post199: Wanking Off a Big Mario Ghost House Space Dick
It is one whole episode before a one with lots of zeroes in, so hoik up your britches and wade on in to taste the tang, captain. This episode of the Regular Features podcast has Steve talking about space, and Log talking about what if what you would do if given the choice to wank off a lovely big penis or don't. God bless you.
EPISODE 200 - EARLY PATRON SPECIAL
A tiny treat for Patrons of The Feature Cult. Audio version will be up in a few weeks, but frankly this is one best watched as a video.
2016-07-07 19:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post198: Chilcot's Creepy Eggs by Regular Features
Here we fucking go.
2016-07-07 16:43:07 +0000 UTC View Post197: Cleaning Out Our Sad Pipes by Regular Features
We love you all xxx
2016-06-30 20:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post196: In EUR(your)-effer-END-um, more like by Regular Features
195: Big Ol' Jammy Giraffes by Regular Features
Matt and Gav are joined by competition winner Joseph "Joe" Skrebels. He's alright.
2016-06-16 12:22:38 +0000 UTC View Post